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The Danny Pate facts
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| lluuiiggii |
Posted on 08-10-2012 16:26
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Ian Butler wrote:
Has the time finally come? No more Danny Pate jokes? Everyone's out of them.
Maybe this thread did what thought to be impossible; it made an end to all Pate-humor. This is like ending a fire by flooding it with O2. Burn itself out...
I simply guess lack of ideas on this thread. And the joke must surely be going on on the rest of the forum 
Here's another one: Danny Pate rides the neutralized kms between one stage and another as a warm-up for the next stage.
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| Wilier |
Posted on 08-10-2012 17:51
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So here's a tweet from Pate.
Danny Pate ‏@TheDPate
Trying to work out if switzerland has any jurisdiction over me
I will just add this. Nobody has jurisdiction over Pate. Pate owns the world. |
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| aidanvn13 |
Posted on 08-10-2012 18:04
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Domestiques try to see how many bottles they can carry back from the team car. Danny Pate tries to see how many team cars he can carry back to the peloton.
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| aidanvn13 |
Posted on 08-10-2012 18:05
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Wilier wrote:
So here's a tweet from Pate.
Danny Pate ‏@TheDPate
Trying to work out if switzerland has any jurisdiction over me
I will just add this. Nobody has jurisdiction over Pate. Pate owns the world.
Danny Pate didn't join Twitter. Twitter joined Danny Pate.
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| aidanvn13 |
Posted on 08-10-2012 18:06
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Danny Pate is almost as tough as Jens. Almost.
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| Ian Butler |
Posted on 26-10-2012 08:03
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On the 21th of December 2012, Danny Pate will yawn, therefor the world will end. |
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| Avin Wargunnson |
Posted on 26-10-2012 08:39
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Danny Pate, the reason for divorce of William and Kate...
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| Flair |
Posted on 26-10-2012 09:56
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Paris-Robaix originally had no cobbles. Pate rode it so hard he created them. |
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| francopell |
Posted on 26-10-2012 10:14
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Danny Pate wins every single race there is all in one second as he can ride across the International Date Line to go back or forward in time. In fact, him riding from the North Pole to the South Pole created the International Date Line. |
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| Flair |
Posted on 26-10-2012 14:00
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Lance Armstrong didnt dope. He sent danny pate in a lance armstrong costume. |
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| Deadpool |
Posted on 26-10-2012 14:02
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Between races, Danny Pate slumbers in his chamber at the heart of R'lyeh, only to be awoken by a dropped red flag.
https://en.wikiped...i/R%27lyeh |
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| cactus-jack |
Posted on 26-10-2012 14:20
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In regards to the discussion on the previous page:
There are no "Laws of Physics", physics just does what Danny Pate allows it to do.
There's a fine line between "psychotherapist" and "psycho the rapist"
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| Deadpool |
Posted on 26-10-2012 14:34
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cactus-jack wrote:
In regards to the discussion on the previous page:
There are no "Laws of Physics", physics just does what Danny Pate allows it to do.
Danny Pate discovered cold fusion completely by accident. He was just riding along one day, and two particles that were in his way got so scared they ran into each other (or, more precisely, probabilistically inhabited overlapping orbitals) and caused fusion. |
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| cactus-jack |
Posted on 26-10-2012 14:38
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Deadpool wrote:
cactus-jack wrote:
In regards to the discussion on the previous page:
There are no "Laws of Physics", physics just does what Danny Pate allows it to do.
(...) (or, more precisely, probabilistically inhabited overlapping orbitals) and caused fusion.
That gave me a nerd-gasm.
There's a fine line between "psychotherapist" and "psycho the rapist"
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| Deadpool |
Posted on 26-10-2012 15:41
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cactus-jack wrote:
Deadpool wrote:
cactus-jack wrote:
In regards to the discussion on the previous page:
There are no "Laws of Physics", physics just does what Danny Pate allows it to do.
(...) (or, more precisely, probabilistically inhabited overlapping orbitals) and caused fusion.
That gave me a nerd-gasm.
It's not actually correct, I just felt like saying it. Any old molecular bond happens because of overlapping orbitals, and the fusion itself is nuclei, not electrons, and therefore the only relevance that the electrons have is their repulsive magnetic nature, which is one of the reasons why hydrogen bombs are so powerful (not really any electrons to get in the way of the initial reaction). But generally you are dealing with forces that are so much larger than the magnetic repulsive force that it doesn't really matter. The difference between fusion and fission is that the latter has so much energy that instead of particles bouncing off each other, they fuse together.
I just think it's funny how people automatically have reactions like yours to quantum mechanics
Edited by Deadpool on 26-10-2012 15:41
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| Flair |
Posted on 26-10-2012 16:10
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Theres no such thing as quantum physics. There is only Pate |
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| Spilak23 |
Posted on 04-08-2015 23:07
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Dany Pate having some fun. Legend. 
https://twitter.com/TheDPate
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| wogsrus |
Posted on 04-08-2015 23:31
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Haha. He is on fire. |
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| Bikex |
Posted on 04-08-2015 23:43
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What's the story on this between Danielson and Pate? Had they beef already before or why is he making fun of him?
Number 1 excuse is probably Bilharzia |
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| baseballlover312 |
Posted on 05-08-2015 00:05
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Well, they were teammates for 3 years, so there may be some beef somewhere.
RIP Exxon Duke, David Veilleux, Double Feature, and Monster Energy |
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