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The Danny Pate facts
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| Aquarius |
Posted on 29-09-2012 08:30
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Strydz wrote:
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
He is Danny Pate No, God's a prototype made by Danny Pate, so that people stop worshipping and praying for him all day long. It almost worked.
Danny Pate is THAT modest.
The first day, Danny Pate created God and the world. The next six days, he cycled every six day event on Earth. |
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| CountArach |
Posted on 29-09-2012 09:53
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Deadpool wrote:
1. Mads Kaggestad (will never, ever, be topped)
2. Yannick Talabardon (destroyer of birthday presents, anyone?)
3. Danny Pate (and making a run)
4. Guillaume Blot
5. ...not sure...
Arashiro? A decent enough rider but he has a cultish status.
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| TheManxMissile |
Posted on 29-09-2012 11:37
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back to the jokes 
Pate is actually Skynet in disguise
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Pate invented the Madison but didnt want the credit
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Pate doesnt own a bike, he is the bike
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| Ian Butler |
Posted on 29-09-2012 12:43
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Nobody ever saw Danny Pate's face, only his back. |
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| Ian Butler |
Posted on 29-09-2012 14:38
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Danny Pate is pretty pissed off, he lapped everyone 3 times in the WC and finished in the pack but they never noticed. |
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| Miguel98 |
Posted on 29-09-2012 14:44
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When Danny Pate races, the hole world seems to freeze. Danny looks around, stops takes his bike to the line and screams: " I AM DANNY PATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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| CountArach |
Posted on 29-09-2012 15:31
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Just so everyone knows this thread is now on the third page of google results when you search for Danny Pate.
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| Miguel98 |
Posted on 29-09-2012 15:42
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Danny Pate has a twin brother called Danny Pate. One is a cyclist, the other a singer, both of them make SUPER Danny Pate. |
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| Ian Butler |
Posted on 29-09-2012 16:35
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Let's go for page 1! |
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| cio93 |
Posted on 06-10-2012 18:53
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Danny Pate saves 10 years of his life compared to all others by casually cycling near the speed of light every morning before breakfast.
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| jph27 |
Posted on 06-10-2012 18:55
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Danny Pate will be the most expensive transfer in the upcoming Man-Game transfer season, before winning all three grand tours with stats that would be poor in CDiv2. |
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| Aquarius |
Posted on 06-10-2012 18:57
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Danny Pate won the soon to be famous classic Liège-Moon-Liège.
All his opponents DNF. |
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| lluuiiggii |
Posted on 06-10-2012 18:59
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cio93 wrote:
Danny Pate saves 10 years of his life compared to all others by casually cycling near the speed of light every morning before breakfast.
Wouldn't it actually be the opposite? The faster you are, the faster you're going into the future?
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| misar82 |
Posted on 06-10-2012 19:02
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lluuiiggii wrote:
cio93 wrote:
Danny Pate saves 10 years of his life compared to all others by casually cycling near the speed of light every morning before breakfast.
Wouldn't it actually be the opposite? The faster you are, the faster you're going into the future?
Yeah he actually rides backwards near the speed of light to stay forever young.
"Between me and Eddie Merkcx we have won all the classics. I won the Paris-Tours, he won all the rest"
Nöel Vantyghem
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| cio93 |
Posted on 06-10-2012 19:03
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lluuiiggii wrote:
cio93 wrote:
Danny Pate saves 10 years of his life compared to all others by casually cycling near the speed of light every morning before breakfast.
Wouldn't it actually be the opposite? The faster you are, the faster you're going into the future?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_par...in_paradox
Or short answer: No.
misar82 wrote:
Yeah he actually rides backwards near the speed of light to stay forever young.
The direction of movement is irrelevant.
Edited by cio93 on 06-10-2012 19:04
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| Aquarius |
Posted on 06-10-2012 19:04
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Yes. If you could travel at the speed of light for some time (your time), that time would have been spent a certain number of times (nut sure how many) on Earth or in other material places.
That being said, no physical object can travel at the speed of light, IIRC. |
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| FreitasPCM |
Posted on 06-10-2012 19:06
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Aquarius wrote:
Danny Pate won the soon to be famous classic Liège-Moon-Liège.
All his opponents DNF.
He's already preparing for the InterGalactical Tour.
Edited by FreitasPCM on 06-10-2012 19:06
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| cio93 |
Posted on 06-10-2012 19:07
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Aquarius wrote:
If you could travel at the speed of light for some time (your time), that time would have been spent a certain number of times (nut sure how many) on Earth or in other material places.
Small example:
Travelling to Andromeda Galaxy (2 million lightyears) and back obviously means 4 million years went by on earth, while for anyone travelling, it's a mere 56 years.
(assuming a steady acceleration matching gravitation force on earth for half the time, with a steady deceleration the other half.)
Don't ask me exactly why, though.
Edited by cio93 on 06-10-2012 19:11
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| MrDemus |
Posted on 06-10-2012 19:13
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Danny Pate created the Alps overnight with his bare hands, because he thought next days TDF stage was for pussies.
Danny Pate needs to ride a bike made from titanium, because his balls are too heavy for a normal bike.
The Tour once abandoned Danny Pate due to pure exhaustion.
Alberto Contador never did drugs. Danny Pate simply breathed on him.
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| TimoCycling |
Posted on 06-10-2012 19:20
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Don't really see the funny part of these comments to be honest . Bit disrespectful for my taste. |
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