[PCT] Minions '17
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whitejersey |
Posted on 31-08-2017 11:11
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Got to get that corporate espionage stopped!
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 05-09-2017 21:01
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the_hoyle |
Posted on 05-09-2017 21:05
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Great work with renewals. A few increases, but overall a massive net saving in wages ahead of transfers!
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.: My Awards :.
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Booker |
Posted on 05-09-2017 22:32
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Lejman has ended his shift as a Minion? He may find a new base in his homeland soon. Would he come recommended?
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 06-09-2017 09:40
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@the_hoyle - Thanks, most riders didn't even accept my first offer on them, but then everyone accepted in round 2 while I only increased by 5000 or 10000.
@Booker - He personally disappointed a bit (hence his release), but that might be due to him not being the strongest puncheur from my team (and in the eyes of PCM). If you manage to threat him well and get him for a low-ish wage then I'd certainly recommend him
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 10-09-2017 12:17
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
It's that time of year where you're sweating over your keyboard, have a minor heart attack when you receive an email, yell various racial slurs at your computer screen when someone overbids you but most importantly of all it's the best time of the year: transfer season. A few minutes ago the first signings could be announced and we have two new riders for you:
Ahmed Albourdainy
A Qatari cyclist who is friends with Tareq, and he managed to convince his father to pressure the board to sign him. They rode together for Metinvest-Emirates a few years ago before Esmaeli joined us and he went back to local level. Now he's back, at 50000 bananas.
Goodnews Clifford
A bit of a weird signing, but after his release from World Cycling Centre we offered him a contract for 50000 bananas. He won a stage in the Benelux Challenge last year and is the double Nigerian champion. And if that's not enough reason to sign him, his first name is. We are prepared for the puns.
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Vien |
Posted on 10-09-2017 12:19
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Wow, that's some really good ne... ugh, forget it. Grats! |
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Booker |
Posted on 10-09-2017 12:23
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Good thing Albourdainy is being paid in bananas, that should get his potassium levels up to normal. Maybe those pesky nosebleeds will go away then.
Good signings though!
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fjhoekie |
Posted on 10-09-2017 12:24
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Good news? It's not even a Dacia Sandero...
Manager of Team Popo4Ever p/b Morshynska in the PCM.Daily Man-Game
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Aquarius97 |
Posted on 10-09-2017 12:24
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Has Clifford received the good news?
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Ad Bot |
Posted on 21-11-2024 20:51
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Scorchio |
Posted on 10-09-2017 12:31
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Chuffed that Clifford found a new home, thought he might. Was glad to bring him from cycling back-water obscurity to MG prominence last season .
Manager of ISA - Hexacta in the MG
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 10-09-2017 21:29
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@Vien - Thanks
@Booker - Yes we are aware of his health condition and put him on a cure of 10 bananas a day, now hope it won't get on the banned substance list
@fjhoekie - Great *switches subject*
@Aquarius97 - Congratulations, you win the Good News Pun Award!
@Scorchio - I couldn't have him disappear into oblivion again, though I expected some resistance from especially the African teams. But let's hope he'll continue his attacking spirit for us just like he did for you
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 11-09-2017 08:36
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ONE LEADER, TWO LEADERS, THREE LEADERS
Last night was a very tense period at the headquarters. Between 11 o'clock and midnight we could either sign three PCT leaders or start the third World War. Luckily for the world it became the former, and instead of nuclear weapons we launched fireworks.
Carlos Betancourt
At 23:35, we received confirmation that we have signed this puncheur. He rode for the now non-existant Coldeportes last year and did reasonably well. However, he has gained some weight over the summer, which means we put him on a diet of 275000 bananas.
Niels Albert
Three minutes later and we could pop more champagne. This 31-year old Belgian will be our leader over the cobblestones for 150000 bananas. He will take over the reigns from countryman De Haes, who has accepted a role as his super domestique.
Rigoberto Úran
And three minutes before midnight we could present you our biggest star so far. For a absolute salary record of 600000 bananas (!) we signed this 30-year old climber, also from Coldeportes, also from Colombia. He finished 13th in the individual PCT rankings last year and helped guide his team to eleventh place. Let's hope he can do the same for us!
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 12-09-2017 20:25
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COLOMBIAN ENCLAVE, BARBADIAN DESERTOR
It's no secret Colombia has many great riders, most of them great climbers. We already have four Colombians in Avila, Sarmiento and new signees Betancourt and Úran. Why not add a fifth?
Jarlinson Pantano Gómez
We signed him for a joint transfer record of 500000 in whatever currency we paid for, but we're confident he'll be worth it. He'll function as super domestique to his leader Úran and might have a few opportunities to lead himself. His wage of 105000 bananas is not super expensive.
The second part of the news title refers to Darren Matthews. Notice how we haven't bolded his name? That's because he no longer rides for us. We sold him for 125k to Podium Ambition, which is all fine until the media got a hold of some quotes. "Glad to get out of such nightmare". Really, after all we've done? Consider your Minion-license revoked, and we will throw nails at you when you race against us. You will be an example to all the other riders who might want to talk shit about our team.
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 13-09-2017 10:13
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FAMILIAR FACES
Not every signing we make can be for a superstar leader or someone who can afford two Maseratis per week with his salary, but we also need some domestiques for 50000 bananas. And for that we looked back in our history books to find...
Fabrice Jeandesbosz
Some of our long time supporters might remember him as the Minion with the shortest tenure within the team at just over a week with no races. That's because he got another opportunity elsewhere, where he could be more usefull. Two years later and back in free agency, we will give him another try to ride for us, and expect him to stay here longer this time.
Shaquille Sinclair
This guy has raced for us in the past but was never technically under our contract, since it was a loan deal. But now we signed him for real. Why? Because he's known as the "Hottest thing on wheels", and it's hot in Qatar which means he'd be a perfect fit.
Oliver Naesen
We took a quick look at our squad and noticed how it's quite old, especially in the cobbles department. So we signed a young domestique for that are in the hope that he can learn from the best and move up the ranks himself. And he's Belgian, which means there is no communication problem with his leaders.
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 15-09-2017 23:26
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LOANEE
As far as friendship goes within the world of cycling, loan deals are usually a sign of gratitude. Or it's just a way to offload an unwanted rider to a competitor. We don't know. But we do it anyway.
Salah Eddine Mraouni
We signed him on a loan deal from World Cycling Centre, which means he will be reunited with Clifford and Naesen. We pay the full 52500 in bananas this season, after which he will return. He specialises in time trials, he's Moroccan champion in said discipline, but he's decent on nearly every terrain. Our jersey department will have to work overtime to manufacture his new kit.
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Martii_Scots01 |
Posted on 15-09-2017 23:47
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Team looking strong for the season ahead. Best of luck. Still love the Minions' theme btw. |
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Tamijo |
Posted on 16-09-2017 08:47
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Bulding a very solid team, hope to c'em go bannas in those races.
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 17-09-2017 11:15
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@Martii_Scots01 - Thanks, I like to portray a Minion-crazy person online
@Tamijo - Going bananas we will
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Marcovdw |
Posted on 18-09-2017 09:32
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