"I Blame Waghlon Mike" - An exclusive with interview with loveable PCMDaily user Issoisso and some other guy.
*Disclaimer: Interview edited for coherence, time and bad engrish*
Waghlon: Okay, first question: Why blame Mike?
Isso: Because Mike is like Ghandi: overrated
Waghlon: Are you saying that you hate either India or peace?
Isso: I'll be happy when the whole world hates, basically it'll mean they'll be paying me some attention \o/
Waghlon: Hate you? Why? Afterall, the morons voted you member of the year?
Isso: They did? When was this? why was I not informed? Also, why are you asking me these inane questions at this time of day?
Waghlon: I was promised a promotion in the crew ranks if i amused someone.
Isso: and this is supposed to amuse me?
Waghlon: Of course not. Its meant to amuse our dear leader CrueTrue
Isso: ........ oh, right, Saddam... ... Tell saddam I refuse to amuse him
Waghlon: Okay, next question
Isso: I thought that WAS the interview? Oh well. Then I refuse to answer
Waghlon: Listen, if you dont cooperate, i will make up some nasty stories about you the fact you illegally downloaded PCM08 while having fantasies about Contador.
Isso: Uh-huh go on. I'm waiting for the bad part
Waghlon: How would you describe these Contador fantasies?
*ackward silence*
Waghlon: Okay, moving on. Whats your opinion on Janez Brajkovic?
Isso: Uhhh... With a humph *pelvic thrust*
editors note: bloody nutcase...
Waghlon: So when people elected you PCMdaily member of the year 08/09, how wrong did you think that decision were?
Isso: You mean "how wrong did you think that decision WAS?" Singular. Not plural.
Waghlon: Shut up.
Isso: Okay, i will.
Waghlon: Argh.
*interview got cut short by Isso refusing to answer more questions.*
Desperate to find the truth about the american dream, the myth about all brothers are cyclists, and why is Ricardo Ricco such a pretty young man. Issoisso made me no more knowledgeable so i turned to another beloved forumite, Doddy13: Runner up for the prestigous award "PCMDaily's Best Non-Portuguese 08/09 member"
Waghlon: So hello Doddy. how would you describe your role on PCMDaily?
Doddy: I just visit, post occasionally do something silly. And i kinda pay for teamspeak*.
(*The PCMDaily Teamspeak server for all things PCM multiplayer)
Waghlon: I have riddle for you.
Doddy: Ok.
Waghlon: If Contador climbed the mountain and Ricco climbed Contador. Would Di Luca be higher than Laurent Jalabert?
Doddy: What kind of riddle is that. it's rubbish. But i think Laurent Jalabert is always higher than anyone.
Waghlon: So you are actually questioning my intelligence? You are a bad interviewee!
Doddy: I am not questioning your intelligence, i just think i don't understand the riddle. Is that ok?
Waghlon: No
Doddy: Ok then. Sorry.
Waghlon: Next question: You are a beloved member of the PCMdaily management game. How would describe its ability to cause unintended comedy?
Doddy: it's a laugh isn't it, i think we are all amateur managers and really don't have a clue (especially when it comes to transfers) but i especially love the race outcomes. it's typical of PCM
Waghlon: Absolutely true. What is your favourite fight (or heated discussion) from the game?
Doddy: I rather enjoyed the bidding war for bradley wiggins a few seasons ago
Waghlon: Could you explain it in detail?
Doddy: I wanted a british rider, SportingNonsense wanted one too, so we entered a bidding war entering extremly high prices for what is a rubbish rider really
Waghlon: So is Bradley Wiggins the meaning of PCMDaily?
Doddy: no, that goes to Yannick Talabardon and Ahmed Ahmed.
Waghlon: Why?
Doddy: well Yannick is awesome. JUst the whole thing with the spanish tv camera in the Vuelta just opened our eyes to his talent and his brilliance. Possibly a future tour winner, Ahmed Ahmed, well the monobrow says it all really.
Waghlon: So there you have it dear readers. Yannick Talabardon and Ahmed Ahmed is the meaning of PCMDaily. Thank you for reading these two interviews and i will see you on Aprils Fools day 2009 with our exclusive interview with Lance Armstrong.
Doddy: I personally can't wait for it. can we sing a song now?
Waghlon: No... |
