Delfi Cervero: A very average story about a very average rider
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Posted on 22-04-2014 09:31
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Posted on 22-04-2014 09:32
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Wins:
None....
Well it is Cervero...
Edited by The Hobbit on 22-04-2014 09:53
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Posted on 22-04-2014 09:32
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Interesting Stuff
Edited by The Hobbit on 22-04-2014 09:52
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Posted on 22-04-2014 09:32
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Yaaaaaay.
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Posted on 22-04-2014 09:32
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Oh my
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The Hobbit |
Posted on 22-04-2014 09:33
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Shonak wrote:
Oh my
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Yeah, that got very confusing very quickly... |
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Posted on 22-04-2014 09:35
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The first EPIC rider to make his own story...
Die hard fan of Tom Boonen and Quickstep since 2004.
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Posted on 22-04-2014 09:38
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I love it I smell Story of the Year.
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Posted on 22-04-2014 09:51
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@Dippofix and Shonak: Glad to see you happy
@Kubys: It was just so tempting, for a long while now!
@Cycleman: I wouldn't be so sure about that, but I hope I'll be pretty successful.
Who am I?
Well, it seems a lot of you come into this with prior knowledge. I am Delfi Cervero, Costa Rican Puncher extraordinaire. At least I hope so, things aren't going too well at the moment.
I have been riding my bike for 10 years now. I only started when I was 13 years old, riding around Costa Rica. The hills there were my favourite part, anything longer and I'd give up, but I'm not that great on the flat either. I turned out to be a bit of an issue I could only ride up small hills later, but that's a story for another day.
I didn't really impress anybody in the lower ranks. I didn't have great ambitions, I never thought I would make it to be a pro. Then one day, everything changed. I was riding a local amateur race, and an agent found me. He introduced himself as Mr Hobbit, and said he'd turn me into a pro.
In the beginning, he did all sorts of things to find me a team, from forging tests and stats, to making illegal dealings with some if the team managers. He found me lots of teams, but everytimeit seemed to fall through as soon as they actually saw me riding. Then, one day, they didn't ask for a trial, and I found myself a contract...
Cervero time had begun. |
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Posted on 22-04-2014 09:54
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Awesome, will you include the evil manager?
Changed my sig, this was getting absurd.
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Shonak |
Posted on 22-04-2014 09:55
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Good job by Mr. Hobbit to find Cervero a contract. Wonder how he did that.
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Cycleman123 |
Posted on 22-04-2014 09:58
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Maybe the manager could be Po-Ding Kim
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Luis Leon Sanchez |
Posted on 22-04-2014 10:00
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Sounds like this should be brilliant.
Cervero Returns!!! Hopefully he can bring in a few good results.
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Dippofix |
Posted on 22-04-2014 10:03
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Luis Leon Sanchez wrote:
Sounds like this should be brilliant.
Cervero Returns!!! Hopefully he can bring in a few good results.
It's Cervero, he'll only bring in results when it's his absolutely last chance.
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Shonak |
Posted on 22-04-2014 10:10
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Dippofix wrote:
Luis Leon Sanchez wrote:
Sounds like this should be brilliant.
Cervero Returns!!! Hopefully he can bring in a few good results.
It's Cervero, he'll only bring in results when it's his absolutely last chance.
This.
Po-Ding Kim as manager would be quite great.
"It’s a little bit scary when Contador attacks." - Tommy V
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The Rider |
Posted on 22-04-2014 10:11
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Judging by the title we can assume:
-- The story won't make it past January (most don't!)
-- Cevero will quickly become easily one of the best riders (95% of one rider stories end up like that, which is such a cliché)
Anyway, might be interesting to see what shenanigans Delfi gets up to and whether he can win something. Maybe he can start with the Indonesian championships? |
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Posted on 22-04-2014 10:17
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The Rider wrote:
Judging by the title we can assume:
-- The story won't make it past January (most don't!)
-- Cevero will quickly become easily one of the best riders (95% of one rider stories end up like that, which is such a cliché)
Anyway, might be interesting to see what shenanigans Delfi gets up to and whether he can win something. Maybe he can start with the Indonesian championships?
Not sure how you get that from the title Not good to assume that this story will be a flop.Have some optimism
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TheManxMissile |
Posted on 22-04-2014 10:18
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The Rider wrote:
Judging by the title we can assume:
-- The story won't make it past January (most don't!)
-- Cevero will quickly become easily one of the best riders (95% of one rider stories end up like that, which is such a cliché)
That's the upbeat and supportive comment i'm supposed to make!
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Stromeon |
Posted on 22-04-2014 10:24
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The Rider wrote:
Judging by the title we can assume:
-- The story won't make it past January (most don't!)
-- Cevero will quickly become easily one of the best riders (95% of one rider stories end up like that, which is such a cliché)
Anyway, might be interesting to see what shenanigans Delfi gets up to and whether he can win something. Maybe he can start with the Indonesian championships?
-- Bit harsh
-- This is... Cervero... we're talking about...
Anyway, good luck Hobbit
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The Hobbit |
Posted on 22-04-2014 10:25
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@Ollfardh: It wouldn't be Cervero without an evil manager.
@Shonak: Yeah, he must be some sort of genius.
@Cycleman: Hehe, that's a nice idea, maybe they will meet later.
@LLS and Dippo: Thanks, but good results... Not a chance
@The Rider: Maybe this will be an un-average story an un-average rider then? Also, Tonton Susanto and Iman Sooparman would smash him in the Indonesian Championships |
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