cactus-jack wrote:
I've nicknamed my penis "Intel" so I can put an "Intel Inside"-sticker on my girlfriend.
Does it get too hot from overclocking?
I'm sure you mean Over-Cocking
Let's see how long this lasts before someone kills the joke.
baseballlover312, 06-03-14 : "Nuke Moscow...Don't worry Russia, we've got plenty of love to go around your cities"
Sarah Palin, 08-03-14 (CPAC, on Russian aggression) : "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke"
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Funny and fascinating how some dogs understand our world.
there are plenty of them
Obviously these dogs do remember that there used to be a glass door. Also they know that the door is closed because they see that the door frame is closed. I think this is rather clever for an animal. But obviously they have veeeery bad sight...
Seriously, how did that driver get in the car and into that specific spot in the first place?
He/she seems to be too dumb to get out of bed without breaking a leg...
baseballlover312, 06-03-14 : "Nuke Moscow...Don't worry Russia, we've got plenty of love to go around your cities"
Sarah Palin, 08-03-14 (CPAC, on Russian aggression) : "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke"
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acac wrote:
meanwhile in israel:
a man was fined after he was cought driving with his girlfriend giving him oral sex. he was charged with light headed driving
That's funny.
Reminds me of a swiss guy who got caught for drunk driving so the cops took his license. The next day, the same car stops 100m in front of a road block by the same cops. Cops find it suspicious and check the car. They find a naked women on the driver seat and the man just climbing from front to back seat. The guy admits later, that he was driving the car, again.
So much for learning from your mistakes... Driving without license on the next day and even taking a naked woman along???? At least these two fit together.
