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Café Pedro 5: Slightly Anticlimatic
miggi133
Crommy wrote:
miggi133 wrote:
How stupid is the student Body at my college?

We had Students Union Elections this week, and they elected a lad who was forced to step down from the Trinity TV Society in what became known as the "Phantom W*nker" Incident, during freshers week this year... (I think he was just elected into the position of chairman of the TV Soc.)

The incident:
Well, some guys left some equipment in the TTV room, to which only your man had the keys to, so they asked for the key and got them off yeir man. They went up to the office, and saw that the Computer was on. Your man was logged onto Facebook, and in another tab, a pornsite was opened... He viciously denied being the guy who watched the porn. So our sarcastic Newspaper got a hold of it, and printed the Headline: WHO IS THE PHANTOM W*NKER?" Which the guy handed out with a big smile on his face...
a day later he resigned from TTV...
Now on to the worst part: He had a Girlfriend at the time...

AND THIS GUY IS OUR NEW EDUCATION OFFICER? Just shoot me now...


I'm so confused. Is the education officer the guy who waxed his carrot, or they guy who discovered it? And who had the girlfriend?


The education office is the one that polished his pole... (AND he was the one with the Girlfriend)

The story is a bit confusing...
Edited by miggi133 on 15-02-2013 00:28
 
Avin Wargunnson
So you think men with girlfriends are forbidden to polish it? Pfft
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Ian Butler
Well, well, two years after I sold my xBox 360 and Red Dead Redemption, my new ps3 Red Dead Redemption game arrives today, Game of the Year edition Grin Looking forward to playing it again Pfft
 
miggi133
Avin Wargunnson wrote:
So you think men with girlfriends are forbidden to polish it? Pfft


No, that is just the Icing on the cake...

What I have a problem with is that this guy got elected in the first place after the "lube squeezing" incident...
 
cio93
Ian Butler wrote:
Well, well, two years after I sold my xBox 360 and Red Dead Redemption, my new ps3 Red Dead Redemption game arrives today, Game of the Year edition Grin Looking forward to playing it again Pfft


The only game I had some tears in my eyes during the credits.

Incredibly authentic, you really bond with John Marston throughout the game, and the soundtrack is beyond excellence imo.
Deadman's Gun, Compass, Far Away...never experienced such fitting music in the crucial situations.
 
Ian Butler
cio93 wrote:
Ian Butler wrote:
Well, well, two years after I sold my xBox 360 and Red Dead Redemption, my new ps3 Red Dead Redemption game arrives today, Game of the Year edition Grin Looking forward to playing it again Pfft


The only game I had some tears in my eyes during the credits.

Incredibly authentic, you really bond with John Marston throughout the game, and the soundtrack is beyond excellence imo.
Deadman's Gun, Compass, Far Away...never experienced such fitting music in the crucial situations.


Cannot agree more! Red Dead is one of the best games imo. Only soundtrack that matches up are the soundtrack of the 'Mafia' games and, of course, Skyrim. (And maybe K-DST from GTA San Andreas Pfft)
Edited by Ian Butler on 15-02-2013 10:18
 
cactus-jack
miggi133 wrote:
Avin Wargunnson wrote:
So you think men with girlfriends are forbidden to polish it? Pfft


No, that is just the Icing on the cake...

What I have a problem with is that this guy got elected in the first place after the "lube squeezing" incident...


A real "Wankergate scandal" you've got there. Honestly, if someone has allegedly whacked the weasel, should it be held against him for the rest of his life?
There's a fine line between "psychotherapist" and "psycho the rapist"

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miggi133
cactus-jack wrote:
miggi133 wrote:
Avin Wargunnson wrote:
So you think men with girlfriends are forbidden to polish it? Pfft


No, that is just the Icing on the cake...

What I have a problem with is that this guy got elected in the first place after the "lube squeezing" incident...


A real "Wankergate scandal" you've got there. Honestly, if someone has allegedly whacked the weasel, should it be held against him for the rest of his life?


No it shouldnt... Unless he uses his power as a chairman to have a prvate moment with his hand, in a Society room...
 
SSJ2Luigi
Ian Butler wrote:
cio93 wrote:
Ian Butler wrote:
Well, well, two years after I sold my xBox 360 and Red Dead Redemption, my new ps3 Red Dead Redemption game arrives today, Game of the Year edition Grin Looking forward to playing it again Pfft


The only game I had some tears in my eyes during the credits.

Incredibly authentic, you really bond with John Marston throughout the game, and the soundtrack is beyond excellence imo.
Deadman's Gun, Compass, Far Away...never experienced such fitting music in the crucial situations.


Cannot agree more! Red Dead is one of the best games imo. Only soundtrack that matches up are the soundtrack of the 'Mafia' games and, of course, Skyrim. (And maybe K-DST from GTA San Andreas Pfft)


best OST?, Okami without a doubt imo
 
Daggen
Nothing tastes as good as Belgian banana chocolate Wink

 
baseballlover312
What PC and operating system do you guys use?

I have a Dell Inspiron 660 running Windows 7. (I refused to get 8)

My laptop runs XP Pro 64 but I don't use it much anymmore.
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baseballlover312
So you don't know what computer you have?

What do you guys think of Windows 8 too? I hate it.
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SSJ2Luigi
no clue
 
Aquarius
I assembled my PC myself (it's a desktop obviously).
Core2Quad Q9450
Geforce GTX460 Amp
4 Gb of RAM (DDR2 1066)
RevoDriveX2 110 Gb SSD + Velociraptor II 600 Gb HDD
Iiyama LCD screen (24")
Running Windows 7 64 bits SP1, very much doubt I'll ever switch to 8.

I was thinking about changing it, but fact is I rarely play any more, and I've to pay other things first (one artificial tooth and probably a car), so the computer renewal will have to wait. No big deal.
Edited by Aquarius on 16-02-2013 18:09
 
baseballlover312
Can you read a label?

And look at this on how sales of Windows 8 have gone and who has it. I would say it's the new Vista, but it is actually doing worse.

https://www.pcworld.com/article/202687...-lion.html
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Crommy
baseballlover312 wrote:
So you don't know what computer you have?

What do you guys think of Windows 8 too? I hate it.


Have you used it?
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SSJ2Luigi
baseballlover312 wrote:
Can you read a label?


if the label is absent, no Pfft
 
Crommy
SSJ2Luigi wrote:
baseballlover312 wrote:
Can you read a label?


if the label is absent, no Pfft


If you're using Windows, go to the start menu, type in dxdiag, press enter
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Alakagom
baseballlover312 wrote:

What do you guys think of Windows 8 too? I hate it.


Depends, it's great for laptop with touchscreen etc.

It's not ideal for desktops obviously, can't see why would people use it on PC's. However on touch screen laptops, mobiles etc. it's pretty handy.

I am intrigued whatever Steam decides to make OS on their own. They could possibly end Microsoft OS reign on PC desktops finally.
Edited by Alakagom on 16-02-2013 18:21
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