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The Danny Pate facts
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| Miguel98 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:43
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Danny Pate is the hottest man on the planet according to Planet. TV magazine. Tomorrow, he gets invaded by gay guys.  |
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| Lachi |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:58
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Dany Pate owns the internet. |
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| lokytrew |
Posted on 28-09-2012 20:11
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Pate can destroy huge rocks by scratching his hair.
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| fcancellara |
Posted on 28-09-2012 20:34
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Danny Pate is the only winner so far of the Tour of Middle Earth, including the stage of The Shire - Mordor, finishing atop of Mount Doom.
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Posted on 28-11-2024 18:02
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| dienblad |
Posted on 28-09-2012 20:46
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Danny Pate killed Crocodile Steve when he pretended to be a stingray, as a practice to cause punctures in the races.
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| FreitasPCM |
Posted on 28-09-2012 20:58
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Danny Pate has climbed the Alpe d'Huez in 5 minutes.
Edited by FreitasPCM on 28-09-2012 20:58
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| Deadpool |
Posted on 28-09-2012 21:37
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Aquarius wrote:
Deadpool wrote:
Danny Pate once won Milan-San Remo by only six minutes. The reason for such a smaller margin?
His front wheel flatted on the Poggio, but he said 'eh, and decided to keep riding on it. Then, his rear wheel flatted on the Cipessia, but again he just decided to keep riding on it.
Then, under the 1km to go banner, his chain broke. But he said, eh', and just drifted over the finish line. It wasn't his best day to begin with, he was only going to win the race by half an hour...
By the way, I can't believe this is happening. Also, Pate is going for like 150 grand in the Man-Game next year...
Only Pate can do that, as the other riders climb the Cipressa first, then the Poggio. 
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that he rode the course twice, back to front to back...he flatted and broke his chain on the first run, with only 575 km left afterwards |
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| Bushwackers |
Posted on 28-09-2012 21:37
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Ok that's nice, what brought this about?
I shouldn't even acknowledge this nonsense. Since when did Danny Pate's career become a joke?
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| the_hoyle |
Posted on 28-09-2012 21:42
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Bushwackers wrote:
Ok that's nice, what brought this about?
I shouldn't even acknowledge this nonsense. Since when did Danny Pate's career become a joke?
I think someone tried to argue that his career has been a bust in the thread that has been created. So a chuck norris-esque facts thread has begun!
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| Strydz |
Posted on 28-09-2012 21:51
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Danny Pate has three legs!
Hells 500 Crew and 6 x Everester
Don Rd Launching Place
Melbourne Hill Rd Warrandyte
Colby Drive Belgrave South
William Rd The Patch
David Hill Rd Monbulk
Lakeside Drive Emerald
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| Aquarius |
Posted on 28-09-2012 21:54
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Bushwackers wrote:
Ok that's nice, what brought this about?
I shouldn't even acknowledge this nonsense. Since when did Danny Pate's career become a joke?
It's not a joke. Every one of the people who have posted here genuinely think what they've written. Danny Pate is just that talented, face it. |
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| Strydz |
Posted on 28-09-2012 21:56
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Aquarius wrote:
Bushwackers wrote:
Ok that's nice, what brought this about?
I shouldn't even acknowledge this nonsense. Since when did Danny Pate's career become a joke?
It's not a joke. Every one of the people who have posted here genuinely think what they've written. Danny Pate is just that talented, face it.
He is BIGGER THAN JESUS!
Hells 500 Crew and 6 x Everester
Don Rd Launching Place
Melbourne Hill Rd Warrandyte
Colby Drive Belgrave South
William Rd The Patch
David Hill Rd Monbulk
Lakeside Drive Emerald
https://www.everesting.cc/hall-of-fame/ |
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| Deadpool |
Posted on 28-09-2012 22:07
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Strydz wrote:
Aquarius wrote:
Bushwackers wrote:
Ok that's nice, what brought this about?
I shouldn't even acknowledge this nonsense. Since when did Danny Pate's career become a joke?
It's not a joke. Every one of the people who have posted here genuinely think what they've written. Danny Pate is just that talented, face it.
He is BIGGER THAN JESUS!
Danny Pate won the tour bearing a fifty-pound cross and wearing a crown of thorns instead of a helmet. |
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| Lorenzo35 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 22:08
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Danny Pate will win the Tour of Beijing with a japanese flag back on his shoulders.
Alberto Contador Tour 07//09//10 Vuelta 08//12 Giro 08//11
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| Strydz |
Posted on 28-09-2012 22:10
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
He is Danny Pate
Hells 500 Crew and 6 x Everester
Don Rd Launching Place
Melbourne Hill Rd Warrandyte
Colby Drive Belgrave South
William Rd The Patch
David Hill Rd Monbulk
Lakeside Drive Emerald
https://www.everesting.cc/hall-of-fame/ |
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| jt1109 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 22:23
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Danny Pate can go to North Korea whenever he feels like! |
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| issoisso |
Posted on 28-09-2012 22:30
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Strydz wrote:
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
He is Danny Pate
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever he was doing was right, that he was winning.
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"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
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| Strydz |
Posted on 28-09-2012 22:44
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There's one thing you should probably understand... *Can you hear me?* Good. I want you to have all the background. This is a cyclist who won it all, with overtones of extreme personal godliness. I'm a Doctor of Danny Pate! This is important, goddammit! This is a fucking true story!
Hells 500 Crew and 6 x Everester
Don Rd Launching Place
Melbourne Hill Rd Warrandyte
Colby Drive Belgrave South
William Rd The Patch
David Hill Rd Monbulk
Lakeside Drive Emerald
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| Strydz |
Posted on 28-09-2012 22:44
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issoisso wrote:
Strydz wrote:
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
He is Danny Pate
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever he was doing was right, that he was winning.
GOLD!
Hells 500 Crew and 6 x Everester
Don Rd Launching Place
Melbourne Hill Rd Warrandyte
Colby Drive Belgrave South
William Rd The Patch
David Hill Rd Monbulk
Lakeside Drive Emerald
https://www.everesting.cc/hall-of-fame/ |
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| Gulvplanke |
Posted on 28-09-2012 22:51
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the_hoyle wrote:
Danny Pate could win every race, but he is easily distracted by the thought of the podium girls!
It's the other way around. The podium girls gets distracted by Danny Pate. Where do you think he is when he should be at the podium after every race? He's off "distracting" the podium girls!
How hard can it be?
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