Cadel Evans, former and reigning* TDF winner, is holding holding a hotel hostage! The Marriot is completely surrounded, but Evans refuses to give up. Lower levels have been evacuated. Evans is holding down the top floor..
Evans is armed with an assault rifle, but our snipers can't get a clear shot at him. 2 people have been tied down near a window., according to facial recognition software, they are...
Roche dies, Cadel dies, and JCP becomes your Tour winner!?
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Cadel Evans has been arrested for murder after being sniped and shot down in the stomach through the window of the Team AG2R hotel. This was not before shooting Jean Christophe Peraud in the leg, and maybe ending his cycling career. JCP is not in life threatening condition, but it was a point blank shot.
Evans has been affectively stripped of his titles, as well have Schleck and Wiggins podium places. The ASO has decided to keep the podium effectively blank for the humiliation and embarrassment it is going through is trying to be salvaged.
This will be something people remember. An innocent and regular Tour going so wrong when the complete dominator of it announces that he doped during it on live TV, But all sagas come to an end, maybe this one thankfully. Until next time, that's all for the story.
-Mr. Pickles, Sporting News
Edited by baseballlover312 on 24-12-2013 02:39
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This is seriously the most interesting story. Random updates, yet it continues to go on. And yet there still is a "until next time".
baseballlover312, 06-03-14 : "Nuke Moscow...Don't worry Russia, we've got plenty of love to go around your cities"
Sarah Palin, 08-03-14 (CPAC, on Russian aggression) : "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke"
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With everything that has happened it's been so long since the racing ended. JCP is fine. He's in recovery, but his leg is completely torn up on the inside. His career is in jeopardy.
But we got our top 5 I guess. Even if that's not what the ASO says. We basically got a podium. Roche didn't win the mountain, but I can assure you that at some point we will be back, maybe years ( ;) ) In the future, to race again.
That's a wrap on the Tour de France 2012 and it's post race "news."
-Ag2r Manager, basbealllover312
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That's it guys! The story has finally been completely and successfully complete! It took a year and a half, but it's over!
Thanks to everyone that ever took the time to read it, even through my amazing twist ending turned to horrible attempt at tying up the loose ends I created!
It's been fun! Thanks! Watch out for a new story of something at some time in the future!
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baseballlover312, 06-03-14 : "Nuke Moscow...Don't worry Russia, we've got plenty of love to go around your cities"
Sarah Palin, 08-03-14 (CPAC, on Russian aggression) : "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke"
Big thanks to jdog for making this AMAZING userbar!
admirschleck wrote:
It's about what you want, not 547984 or anyone else.
+1, I was just assuming a Dan Martin story would motivate you the most.
baseballlover312, 06-03-14 : "Nuke Moscow...Don't worry Russia, we've got plenty of love to go around your cities"
Sarah Palin, 08-03-14 (CPAC, on Russian aggression) : "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke"
Big thanks to jdog for making this AMAZING userbar!
, Cadel Evans armed and dangerous, this made me laugh so much 
