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The Danny Pate facts
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| Ian Butler |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:27
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Danny Pate is so fast he's able to ride a bolt of lightning all the way to the top in the split second it exists. |
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| the_hoyle |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:30
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the cobblestone presented to the winner of paris roubaix is from the rubble collected after Danny Pate has finished the race!
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| dev4ever |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:31
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Danny Pate can't lose! |
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| Miguel98 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:31
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Danny Pate rides so fast that when he goes through a girl he takes her clothes, has sex with her and drinks a beer in less than a second. |
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| Ian Butler |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:32
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Danny Pate is so fast he doesn't age. Actually he's been around since 3000 B.C. |
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| the_hoyle |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:33
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Danny Pate could win every race, but he is easily distracted by the thought of the podium girls!
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| the_hoyle |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:36
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The three wise men did not follow a star to Bethlehem, they followed Danny Pate. They just said it was a star, because Pate left before they could get his name!
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| jt1109 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 18:49
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Danny Pate invented Gangnam Style |
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| Ian Butler |
Posted on 28-09-2012 18:54
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Contador eats steaks, Danny Pate eats entire animals. |
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| Miguel98 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:02
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Danny Pate is so good that he doesn't even need to race that race to win it. |
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| FreitasPCM |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:04
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Danny Pate is Bushwackers. |
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| Deadpool |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:04
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When Eugene Christophe forged a new fork for his bike in the 1919 Tour de France, Pate was using the other furnace - to forge his own bike. He then overtook Christophe on the way to the first of his 86 straight TdF victories. |
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| fjhoekie |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:06
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Some say He's a God.
All we know is he's called Pate.
Manager of Team Popo4Ever p/b Morshynska in the PCM.Daily Man-Game |
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| Deadpool |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:07
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Danny Pate once won Milan-San Remo by only six minutes. The reason for such a smaller margin?
His front wheel flatted on the Poggio, but he said 'eh, and decided to keep riding on it. Then, his rear wheel flatted on the Cipessia, but again he just decided to keep riding on it.
Then, under the 1km to go banner, his chain broke. But he said, eh', and just drifted over the finish line. It wasn't his best day to begin with, he was only going to win the race by half an hour...
By the way, I can't believe this is happening. Also, Pate is going for like 150 grand in the Man-Game next year... |
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| Aquarius |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:10
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Deadpool wrote:
Danny Pate once won Milan-San Remo by only six minutes. The reason for such a smaller margin?
His front wheel flatted on the Poggio, but he said 'eh, and decided to keep riding on it. Then, his rear wheel flatted on the Cipessia, but again he just decided to keep riding on it.
Then, under the 1km to go banner, his chain broke. But he said, eh', and just drifted over the finish line. It wasn't his best day to begin with, he was only going to win the race by half an hour...
By the way, I can't believe this is happening. Also, Pate is going for like 150 grand in the Man-Game next year...
Only Pate can do that, as the other riders climb the Cipressa first, then the Poggio.  |
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| SweatyViking |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:18
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In Soviet Russia, bikes ride Danny Pate. |
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| Miguel98 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:19
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SweatyViking wrote:
In Soviet Russia, bikes ride Danny Pate.
Your back. You probably found Danny Pate and he turnout to be an alien. |
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| fcancellara |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:28
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FreitasPCM wrote:
Danny Pate is Bushwackers.
Or is Bushwackers Danny Pate?
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| Miguel98 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:32
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fcancellara wrote:
FreitasPCM wrote:
Danny Pate is Bushwackers.
Or is Bushwackers Danny Pate?
*Scary Sound* |
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| johnnyjur |
Posted on 28-09-2012 19:41
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fcancellara wrote:
FreitasPCM wrote:
Danny Pate is Bushwackers.
Or is Bushwackers Danny Pate?
It's Danny Pate who can break into other people's minds using his enormous psychic powers!
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