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The Danny Pate facts
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| Wilier |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:09
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This thread is posting any Danny Pate facts you can think of. I'll start off with these. 
"Danny Pate can cycle so fast he can cycle around the world and punch himself in the back of the head."
"When Danny Pate is cycling he isn’t moving forward. He’s moving the earth backwards."
Not very original, but hey. 
Edited by Wilier on 28-09-2012 17:10
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| Miguel98 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:11
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''Danny Pate will win 20 Tour de France with only one leg. LOL |
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| CountArach |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:11
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Danny Pate has won every Tour de France since 1874. The race only started in 1903.
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| CountArach |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:13
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Danny Pate doesn't use EPO. EPO uses Danny Pate.
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| Wilier |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:13
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Danny Pate already cycled around earth before the wheel was invented. |
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| dienblad |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:14
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Danny Pate is so allround, that he should have won the Gold olympic medal in the RR, the TT, the Keirin, the Madison, the MTB XC and the BMX-event. Unfortunately, none of the coaches decided to select him.
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| FreitasPCM |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:14
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Danny Pate can beat Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. Fighting. |
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| Miguel98 |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:14
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Danny Pate does know that PCM Daily, cause he knows everything except that he has a nº1 fan. |
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| Wilier |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:16
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Danny Pate doesn't cycle. He orders the bike to carry him forward. |
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| CountArach |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:17
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Nails are as hard as Danny Pate.
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| the_hoyle |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:18
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Danny Pate uses the Tour de France as a warm up for a proper ride!
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| Mresuperstar |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:19
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Danny Pate watches cycling footage backwards because he is more interested in where they started because he already knows who won.
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| the_hoyle |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:19
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Danny Pate once fell off his bike, and the road got Pate rash!
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| johnnyjur |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:21
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Danny Pate produces so many Watts that he could light up the whole world
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| Wilier |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:21
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When Danny Pate is cycling against the wind, he just blows the wind away. |
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| fcancellara |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:22
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Danny Pate actually made the bike fly in ET, because he was going way too fast.
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| fred947a |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:23
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Danny Pate would beat my grandma up Alpe d'Huez |
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| Mresuperstar |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:23
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Winning the TDF on a unicycle was to easy, so Danny Pate decided to swim it.
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| Wilier |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:25
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Danny Pate once cycled up Mount Everest... On a unicycle, |
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| TheManxMissile |
Posted on 28-09-2012 17:26
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Danny Pate is so good, even Arashiro is scared of him 
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