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Team Emu Export 2012
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| jack888 |
Posted on 21-03-2011 11:55
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In 2012 Team Emu Export will be predominately focusing on mountain stage races.
2011 Squad:
Spoiler Cadel Evans
Fabio Montenegro
Shaun Lewis
Fredy Piamonte
Ivan Parra Pinto
Kevin Seeldraeyers
Adonis Cardoso Española
Marek Rutkiewicz
Iñigo Landaluze
Giovanny Báez
Andrew Bajadali
Ivan Seledkov
Julien Loubet
Tim Klinger
Dainius Kairelis
Daniel McConnell
Hipólito ElÃas Martino
Gracjan Lejman
Robert Retschke
Matteo Priamo
Daryl Impey
Cornelius Van Ooijen
Jonathon Clarke
Thomas Ziegler
Dimitri De Fauw
Alois Kankovský
Nico Gauer
Samai Samai
Ashley Hutchinson
Edited by jack888 on 12-06-2011 05:46
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Posted on 21-03-2011 12:14
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2012 Goals
Emu Export will be targeting top 5 results in the longer stage races such as Columbia and America.
Our unofficial goal is to keep teenager Nico Gaur away from alcohol throughout the season while being sponsored solely by companies who produce alcoholic beverages.
2012 Emu Exports
Manager Jack888 will be reforming the current squad and cutting down its numbers. Any decent mountain/hill rider can feel relatively safe as their service will be required in the direction this team is heading.
Recently crowned South African Road champion Darrel Impey will be given appropriate race days if he stays. But we will consider offers from any team interested in acquiring his sprinting abilities.
2012 Emu Imports
We will be watching the Free Agent market very closely for mountain talents. While keeping an eye on any decent 76+ mountain riders who are looking for a new home in 2012.
Team Emu Export are open to any Loans and look forward to giving some lucky young talents a home in 2012.
Edited by jack888 on 23-03-2011 02:02
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| jack888 |
Posted on 06-04-2011 12:15
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 C1 America Tour: Top 5
 Veulta a Portugal (HC): Top 10
Tour Of Colarado: Win
 Veulta a Guatamala: Top 5
 Tour of Taiwan: Top 5
In a press release last years squad leader Cadel Evans had this to say:
"I believe we have a good chance in all these races. After the disappointment of last season, we have gone for a totally new approach in picking goals for 2012. It may not give us a huge budget, but it will keep our sponsors happy.
Personally, i will be targeting the 'Tour Of Taiwan'. As long as they don't touch my dog i feel i have a good chance at the title."
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Posted on 12-06-2011 05:35
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Nico Gauer Re-signs!
Team Emu Export is proud to announce the re-signing of child superstar Nico Gaur, along with the other 19 riders who plan to stay with the team in 2012. He has this to say:
"A man who views the world the same at 16, as he did at 15, has wasted a whole year of his life.... Well i just spent a whole year on the Continental Tour, so suck on that all my boring teenage comrades, i am the greatest. You all fail LOL. That is all."
Due to the recession, almost 1/3 of the squad was cut to save money for riders who can actually compete. In alphabetical order, here is the current squad:
 Giovanny Báez
Andrew Bajadali
 Dimitri De Fauw
 Cadel Evans
 Nico Gauer
 Daryl Impey
 Dainius Kairelis
 Gracjan Lejman
Shaun Lewis
 Julien Loubet
 Hipólito ElÃas Martino
Daniel McConnell
Fabio Montenegro
Fredy Piamonte
 Matteo Priamo
Marek Rutkiewicz
 Kevin Seeldraeyers
 Ivan Seledkov
 Cornelius Van Ooijen
 Thomas Ziegler
As you can see, the squad is relatively weak at this stage. We are looking for climbers 76+ (plus one or two 79+), and are willing to trade riders/money.
Edited by jack888 on 12-06-2011 05:45
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Posted on 12-06-2011 09:33
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Interesting need. Team Festina doesn't have too many climbing helpers but do have a few that is within the required amount, whom could potentially be traded away.
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| jack888 |
Posted on 12-06-2011 11:30
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I could probably use a rider like Castano or Ardila. For older riders i'd be looking to trade for cash, or a combination of a good climber/cash.
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| ANFreeman |
Posted on 17-06-2011 11:35
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Management of the Cyclevox team have expressed an interest in acquiring SAR RR champion, Daryl Impey. They wish to enquire as to whether Team Emu Exports are looking to sell him, and if so, for what sort of fee.
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| jack888 |
Posted on 18-06-2011 09:57
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The negotiators are not entirely sure what to do with Impey. It will depend on the free-agent market prices, and whether he is better off being traded for money or traded for another rider. I'll keep you updated of his status. |
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| tsmoha |
Posted on 18-06-2011 11:52
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And how about Shaun Lewis? The Oz Cycling Project would be interested and if there's any possibility to talk about a transfer or any kind of deal involving Lewis, we would be happy!
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| jack888 |
Posted on 18-06-2011 17:38
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Shaun will be open to a move, but he is a hard domestique to replace. I can't put an exact price on him right now, but i'm sure something can be worked out. |
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Posted on 25-06-2011 09:01
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Nazaret Signs on 1 Year Deal
A positive start to the 2012 transfer season has seen prominent CT climber Magno Nazaret signing for Australia's top climbing team. The South American was pleased with all the interest he received on the Free Agent market, he had this to say:
"I look forward to representing Team Emu Export. I am a big beer fan myself, and alcohol in general. The mountains in Perth will provide a great pre-season workout for me. On Thursday we plan to climb the Westfield multi-story carpark...
By the way, the team physio is hot. Get me her number"
Other impressive signatures include those of former Red Bull riders; VÃctor Hugo Orozco and John-Lee Augustyn. Manager Jack888 was very pleased with the signings, remarking that without a South African in the team he has no one to "rip on".
Mr Augustyn had this to say:
"I am viry glad to syne with this morvolous team. I will torget similar races thys season with Imu Ixport. And I hope to bryng back the goods."
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| jack888 |
Posted on 26-06-2011 15:03
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Emu Export Sign Navarro
Emu Export have recently signed one of the worlds top class climbing domestiques, Daniel Navarro. Here is our exclusive interview with the newest signing:
So Daniel, what was your initial reaction when the news came through?
No comment.
*No further questions* (shouts his manager)
That is all.
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| rycadinho |
Posted on 26-06-2011 15:05
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Well he certainly fits your team jersey 
Too bad those Spaniards aren't much for interviews on English though!
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| jack888 |
Posted on 26-06-2011 15:11
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haha yea, the first image on google search was almost a perfect fit for my jersey 
I have never seen an interview of Navarro so i assume he is media shy or something. Or has an over-protective manager as i have decided to irrationally conclude here. |
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Posted on 28-06-2011 14:30
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Mikayil Krasnoperov signs for Emu Export!
The Ukrainian climber signed with Emu Export earlier this evening on a $400,000 deal. Manager Jack888 said if he doesn't earn us $400,000 worth of points, Cadel Evans will cut his head off.
In other news, Ivan Seldkov will be out of action this week after an incident occurred during the squad's weekly off-season drinking games. Rival team Jayco-Red Bull reportedly told Darrell Impey to spike Ivan's vodka before leaving the team's premises last Friday. Retaliation during the Tour Down Under is on the cards.
That is all.
Edited by jack888 on 28-06-2011 14:32
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| jack888 |
Posted on 25-07-2011 17:08
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2012 Calender:
January
MTN Cycling Classic
Vuelta al Tachira
Down Under Classic
Tour Down Under
February
Tour de San Luis
Vuelta a Mallorca
Tour of South Africa
March
Tour de Boland
Corsica International
Tour of Taiwan
Giro del Trentino
April
Vuelta Castilla y Leon
Tour of Japan
May - None
June
Vuelta a Guatemala
Giro del Capo
Tour de Beuace
Tour de Slovenie
July
Int. Osterreich Rundfahrt
Brixia Tour
August
Volta a Portugal
Vuelta a Burgos
Urkiola Igoera
Tour of Colorado
September
Tour of Swaziland
Tour of America
October
Herald Sun Tour
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| jack888 |
Posted on 28-07-2011 15:35
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Posted on 03-08-2011 14:57
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Raisin Proves His Worth
Emu Export take their first stage win of the season in stage 9 of the Vuelta al Tachira.
In the post race interview he had the following to say:
"I knew i had it in me as soon as we hit the final climb. The team has been under a lot of pressure to perform so i am glad to have provided some relief in that department. There is still three stages to go, and we need to get Nazdog back on the podium. We are not finished yet.
I'd lastly like to thank out sponsors. I don't often drink beer, but when i do, i prefer Emu Export..."
Good luck to the team in stage 10/11.
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Posted on 17-11-2011 06:54
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We Were Just Warming Up...
Poor performances so far have been noted by critics far and wide. Little do they know our season has only just begun...
The upcoming Tour of Taiwan will be our first goal race of 2012. John Lee Augustyn will lead us there with support from a strong team. Many will criticize the team for going with a leader that can't hack it on the big stages. But we feel he can step up.
In other news, the team has denied claims of a Nico Gauer brawl with Justin Bieber on a recent training camp in the USA. Reports say Bieber was hitting on Gauer's new girlfriend when a fight between two of the world's most prominent child superstars broke out. |
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