I was sitting in the airport waiting for my red-eye flight back to Los Angeles,
and trying to surf the web to find what was said at the Amgen Press Conference.
But I wasn't getting anywhere, no Wi-Fi and my phone wasn't getting service.
For a Saturday night the airport was rather quite. It was a little strange.
So, I thought why not take a nap now so I wouldn't have to sleep on the plane.
I wandered through the airport looking for a good place to rest,
but I couldn't find anything. It's like all the chairs were built to keep us awake.
However, my walking around actually did help solve my original problem.
I came across a TV in one of the shops and Saturday Night Live was on.
Intrigued by the comedy of Seth Meyers, I decided to watch for a few minutes.
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Weekend Update with Seth Meyers.
Good evening, I'm Seth Meyers. And here are tonight's top stories...
A news report has come out saying the European Union has been wire tapping
the US government looking for information on new military weapon technology.
Meanwhile, homeland security is still more worried
about what you are posting on your Facebook.
Also over in Europe, as many of you know, tensions are at a all-time high.
And many experts are speculating that a third world war may be inevitable.
There is just one problem. Why are they so mad at us?
President Clinton it's time, stop saying your under strict oath. We the people...
are starting to think you've been on your period the entire first year in office.
Please. If we are all going to die tomorrow, at least give us a 24-hour notice.
Fox had more mood swings today then you have had since you've been in office.
Fox funded a cycling team for America's 2nd biggest doper.
Sorry, Mr. Newton. Dopestrong still has you beat. Try harder next time.
Then Fox turned around 5 months later and pull the plug.
Yet, they feel bad about the whole thing so they are going
to sponsor the team through the end of the season.
That's like NBC hiring a drug addict to replace me and
then realizing they made a huge mistake a few months in.
Come on Fox, you had to see this coming.
That's not even the best part...
We have Travis Newton and his ex Chloe Levelle, aka the star actress on Fox's hit show New Girl, here to discuss the recent news surrounding the Fox brand.
