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baseballlover312 wrote:
But the joke's on her, because remember, she's as much of a nerd as me. I truly doubt she's getting another date in the near future to anything. So screw her, I've done my play and now I just have to move on.
That's a pretty shitty attitude to take. Kinda makes me glad she said no to you if you think that little of her.
I mean, how am I supposed to get over it? Keep glorifying her in my head?
Feel shit for a bit, accept she doesn't like you in that way, realise that in no way means she doesn't like you as a person, then treat her as a friend/human being.
It only has to be awkward if you make it awkward. You asked her on a date, she said no, that's it. Just carry on as if nothing has happened, and you'll pretty shortly realise everything that happened wasn't such a big deal and was all OK.
I'm confused as to what the prank was, but I can tell you right now that I am the absolute champion of Never Have I Ever, and anyone who wants to challenge me shall see my glory.
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baseballlover312 wrote:
I'm confused as to what the prank was, but I can tell you right now that I am the absolute champion of Never Have I Ever, and anyone who wants to challenge me shall see my glory.
The prank was to tell me that my best friend Toni had made out with Emma and then run in to see my reaction
So Tony made out with Emma but what did they do to prank you? Was it that that bothered you, or that wish you had been there?
Edit: I just realized Toni is a guy and this makes more sense now.
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baseballlover312 wrote:
I'm confused as to what the prank was, but I can tell you right now that I am the absolute champion of Never Have I Ever, and anyone who wants to challenge me shall see my glory.
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baseballlover312 wrote:
I'm confused as to what the prank was, but I can tell you right now that I am the absolute champion of Never Have I Ever, and anyone who wants to challenge me shall see my glory.
You are on!!
I accept the challenge. So... how are we going to do this then?
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baseballlover312 wrote:
I'm confused as to what the prank was, but I can tell you right now that I am the absolute champion of Never Have I Ever, and anyone who wants to challenge me shall see my glory.
You are on!!
I accept the challenge. So... how are we going to do this then?
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baseballlover312 wrote:
I'm confused as to what the prank was, but I can tell you right now that I am the absolute champion of Never Have I Ever, and anyone who wants to challenge me shall see my glory.
You are on!!
I accept the challenge. So... how are we going to do this then?
JSEADOG WINS BUT THEY BOTH HAVE NO LIFE.
Nah, we're doing ti again some other time. I need redemption.
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Roextro wrote:
Ok so I told this to the skype group and they found it funny/depressing so here we go, my first girl problem!
So it started when I asked out this girl, let's call her Emma, she said no thanks let's stay friends blah blah blah blah blah. The only people that know about this are me, Emma and a girl that had also rejected me previously, lets call her Steph. She is a goo d friend now.
Fast forward a couple of weeks and we are on a class trip in London, in London I tell all of the boys that I asked out Emma and Steph and had been rejected. A couple of days later I am up in the boys dorm with two of the four other boys playing cards and shit while the other two, lets call them Rakesh and Toni, are playing Never have I ever with some girls including Emma but not Steph. At around 2:00AM Rakesh bursts into the room and tells me that Toni had made out with Emma. I sort of go into my bed and think wtf.
Around twenty minutes later Rakesh, Toni, Emma and her friends burst into my room and start yelling that it was a 'prank' and 'look at how upset the guy is hahahha' I put on a poker face and pretend to laugh it off. The worst part is that Emma is up in my face laughing. They ran off down stairs ten seconds later and I am left with the two other guys to just think 'what the fuck is wrong with my friends'
I then turn to the messenger group that everyone in my class is in and say that Toni and Rakesh and broken the 'bro code' Rakesh replies saying it was Emma that had told everyone and stuff like. He also says it the prank was Emma's idea.
Emma then storms into my room saying that it was everyone's idea and that she had only told a one or two girls and that one of them blurted it out. Then Steph says that it was only a few people's idea and that a few people did not want to do it. Then she drops a bombshell, turns out she had liked me back when I asked her out but she was questioning her sexuality.
I just couldn't handle this and went to bed. I wake up and Rakesh and Toni tell me that it was indeed everyone's idea to do the prank.
So now I am not sure what to do and have instead decided to listen to The Fray all day and dread when I have to see everyone on Monday.
So whaddya think I should do?
Just act confident and ask her if she has decided if she likes dudes or girls and if she likes dudes maybe she will go out with you afterall. Otherwise dont stress over it. Also I'd probably just tell your friends that they are being dicks about the whole situation.
baseballlover312 wrote:
I'm confused as to what the prank was, but I can tell you right now that I am the absolute champion of Never Have I Ever, and anyone who wants to challenge me shall see my glory.
Just a casual update for anyone wondering. I thought I was using hyperbole when I said it originally but I actually have not talked to that girl since the day I asked her to prom, which was the last week of March. Of course school ended a month ago so I wouldn't have anyway, but still.
It's actually quite funny. Originally my plan was to just play it casual and not hold any grudges, but as the time got longer I figured it'd be funny to see if I could actually never talk to her again. Now this usually isn't a major problem but we were in a few of the same classes, so it caused some awkward situations during class discussions when I would just completely ignore everything she said and change topics.
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She didn't want to go to prom with you, it's not like she cheated on you with your best friend or something, get over it. No need to be such an absolute dick about it. And if you think blanking her will make her regret that, that never works, she'll just be pissed off how immature you're being and feel she made the right decision.
Why is everyone acting like I'm being spiteful or bitter? I'm not, I just thought it would be a fun experiment. You act as though I'm giving her the silent treatment, as if there was discussion to be silenced, but like I said I was playing it casual for a while. She didn't talk to me and obviously didn't want to and that carried on for over a month even though she was right next to me in 2 classes. We weren't that good friends so it makes sense we wouldn't talk anymore, I don't see how that hurts her in any way. I'm not being a dick about it cause clearly she doesn't want to talk either. As far as I see it we're on the same page. Besides, as I said I've been on summer vacation for over a month now, so I haven't seen a single girl my age in that time period anyway.
And no, I don't care about her at all. I don't want her to regret anything. I don't care about her and I'm glad I didn't go to prom with her. I'm completely over her and I don't care how she feels or thinks about me literally at all. I'm not acting like a girl because I'm not using the silent treatment as part of an agenda or holding a grudge, I just thought it'd be a funny little test and it's not like I was a good friend of her's. She's losing literally nothing from this.
It was just a social experiment
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Time for a revival of this thread. Got some funny stuff to share. Cringe levels being even higher than necessary. Giant wall of text too. Beware.
Over the past year, I did what I keep telling myself not to do - develop a crush. The first one since the chocolate bunny/prom rejection girl. They never end well for me, so I try to suppress it, but I can't do it. This time, however, it's worse. I've developed a pretty big crush on my friend's little sister. Age isn't the problem before anyone thinks that - we're only about 5 months apart, as I have a late birthday for my grade. She's a senior and I'm a freshman in college.
Anyway, I told myself it wasn't happening. Way too many obstacles in the way, and I'm inept anyway. I went to college in August, and figured spending so much time away would allow the feelings to fade away. Unfortunately, I was very wrong. Back in high school, I had known everyone most of my life, so I talked to a few girls in classes and stuff. At college, I didn't talk to a single girl. I think that contributed to it, but regardless, I could not get her out of my head. I felt terrible about it too. I mean, this is the sister of one of my best friend's. His family is very close. I knew it was wrong, and yet I couldn't stop it.
Things went wrong when my friend was in a very bad car accident about a month into the year. He was hit by a truck and suffered terrible injuries. He was in a coma for four days. Well, because I had no way of getting information and she's a nice person, his sister got my number and texted me to update me on his condition and everything while he was in and out of surgeries. Eventually a few of my high school friends and I decide to take a small road trip to visit the hospital he's staying at. While there, we played games, told stories, etc. On the way back my friend's dad gave me a little pep talk because he had heard us talking about how I couldn't talk to girls, and he goes, "You actually can when you're not thinking about it. I think his sister likes you."
From then on I was a complete wreck. I overanalyzed everything I had done that day, everything I had texted, wondering if he said that because it had looked like I was flirting. Honestly, I don't know what flirting is. Unfortunately, there came a point when I knew I couldn't just wish it all away.
I eventually confided in my two other best friends, and they told me to tell my friend about my crush and get it off my chest. But I didn't have the courage to do so. At the same time, my roommate, being someone who has dated and everything and wanting to help, made me a bet - if I asked a girl out over Thanksgiving Break, I would get 20 bucks, and if they said yes and we went, I'd get 5 more. If I didn't, I had to give him 1 dollar.
Over Thanksgiving Break, I'm at my friend's house and we're all talking, and she mentions that it would be funny if someone prank called her job as a passing joke comment. So naturally, I actually went and did it, and made a big deal out of it. I justified it to myself by saying it was breaking out of my comfort zone, but honestly looking back that was just a stupid way of indirectly impressing her. The cringiest thing I've ever done I think.
However, I made another fatal mistake. I went over my friends house and we talked to his sister at some point. Then I remembered - I had her phone number from before. Something gave my the bright idea that I should text her the next day about a very small part of conversation the night before. We texted for about three days. Not flirting, mind you. She would reply after a long time and not very actively, so I figured that was a bad sign. At some point I realized I was doing something wrong and just stopped replying. Obviously I didn't actually do anything and forked up a dollar. What could I have done? I thought I would cut my losses and go back to school with a clean slate, done with this.
Of course not. I looked at those texts about 10 different times, analyzing each one. I don't know why. I'm just weak. I can't help myself. Even though I know I won't make a move, I keep doing it. I figured at least now things might be awkward so I could avoid her, but nope. I went back to my high school for the band/chorus concert once Christmas break started, and as I walked by she called out to me to strike up a conversation, and bam she was back in my head.
Things got weird a week ago Friday night. I was over my friend's house, and he gets out a bunch of chips and stuff for us to eat. His sisters (he has 3) also want chips so they come have some too. Somehow - I really don't know how - my friends brings up the Thanksgiving break bet. I try to dodge the question, but everyone wants to know what it is, so I had to explain it. I get to the end, and she goes, "Why didn't you do it, that's the easiest 20 bucks you could ever make." That's when my friend says, "Yeah, you should have asked [his sister's name]," obviously as a joke. She replies, "Yeah, I would have done it." She meant help me get the bet, but of course I overanalyze and now I'm nervous as hell.
She continues to berate me about it for the next half hour, asking why I didn't do it. At one point I said, "I'm really bad with this kind of stuff. I couldn't just ask a random person." Her reply was, "I'm not a random person."
We end up playing a board game, and some more weird things happen. She remembers small stories I told at the hospital and references them, and when I say something about having an iPhone as part of the game, she mentions that "when we text, my messages are green," so she knows that's not true. And I overanalyze everything. So now I'm thinking why she put that in present tense when it hasn't happened in months.
But the weirdest thing happened at the end of the game. In order to win, you have to win a straight face challenge. Everybody tries to make the person laugh by saying funny things, making faces, etc. Well it was my turn, and the single weirdest thing to ever happen in my life happens. I stand up, and she walks up to me, stands in front of me really close, like less than a foot away, and just looks directly up into my eyes with this cute, shy smile. It was so awkward. I don't know what that was. It certainly didn't make me laugh. I get that staring could make a person laugh, but the look she was giving was not the right one for that. I have never been that close to a girl before while making eye contact. After the game things went back to normal. But since then I've been reliving these moments of the night incessantly.
In the end, I left more confused and frustrated than before. Somehow, I actually decided to work up the courage to tell my friend how I feel. Unfortunately, I left for college Sunday, so I had to say over Skype what I should have told him face to face. Anyway, I basically just told him I liked her. I was worried he'd be really awkward about it, but he said it made sense and it was fine, it wouldn't affect our friendship at all, which is great. It definitely felt nice to get it off my chest.
Well that was great for a second. But now I'm back at university, and I still like her. Nothing's changed besides that he knows. And our conversation never went in the direction of me possibly asking her out. In fact, kinda the opposite. I emphasized I had been trying to suppress it out of fear he would be mad. And it's too soon to reevaluate that. So I'm kinda at a loss.
Meanwhile, my roommate just made me another bet that now he'd give me 30 bucks if I asked a girl out before or during Spring Break, with 10 more if they say yes, and he'd pay for the whole date. But I don't want to just because of that, it's more of an excuse than motivation. But that's two months away anyway. I'm kinda just all confused.
So yeah, I know this doesn't stack up with my other stories in terms of humor, but it does a great job of displaying how even at 18, I am still completely inept. Edited by baseballlover312 on 20-01-2018 17:45
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Don't mind me. I'm just here to enjoy BBL's failure.
Also I'd probably just tell your friends that they are being dicks about the whole situation. 
