So earlier this week for work experience I had a chance to go and spend a day in the Westminster office of my local MP. Turns out her assistants share an office with George Osborne's (the chancellor, for you foreigners ) secretaries.

So we were all watching Prime Minister's Questions on the TV in the office as David Cameron declared that he would do all he could to support the Grand Depart short of clothing himself in lycra.

Roughly an hour later, once PMQ had finished and the TV had naturally been switched over to Wimbledon (everyone in the office spent the entire afternoon glued to the tennis, no wonder nothing gets done in this country ) the Tour was brought up in conversation and one of the secretaries decided to check road closures etc on Monday as it goes right past Westminster etc.
There was a brief pause, before: 'It's just absolutely ridiculous - half of central London has to grind to a halt; all the important roads are closed and I won't even be able to commute in properly from south London, all because of some shitty bicycle race.'

Nice to know the government is united in supporting the Tour coming to Britain

They are all SHITS in Government anyway

7 stabbings in the week so far, Stage of Emergency Declared due to flooding related issues. Not sure why anyone lives in Manitoba apart from the great cottage country.

For the maple syrup. By the way, there's a moose in your room.

Just wanted to wish all fellow Americans here a happy independence day.. Please, the real Americans, stand up and put your right hand over your heart, and in a loud proud voice say with me...


"WE, THE PEOPLE!!"

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WE, THE PEOPLE!!


Edit: @Admir: Very funny.

For the polar bears

@Admir:



*puts left hand over heart*
*sits down*
*in a soft, ashamed voice*

"We, the NSA...the new socialist America..."

We the people...

I can't even bring myself to it. I want so badly to believe the USA is still a great country. I wish the best Independence day to all. Let's hope for a change of heart from the rest of America.

Just a shame there are less WC matches now.
TdF in the afternoon, WC in the evening, that's just awesome

Oh guys, click the member list button. We can sort on post count now
So no need to make the ''Top 20 of most posts'' lists anymore, like you guys do once in a while

only once a year for christ sake and SN made that game which doesn't really count imo.

why did you need to take that list making away

edit: do like that I'm 8th of the non-groupers

I was wondering if anyone has pages on an iPad can help me. Ive looked online but not found anything. All of a sudden I cannot access any of my old files, only new ones. This is particularly appropriate/annoying, as I have pages and pages of story updates on there, which I cannot access, or even read.

EDIT: Forget that, I just had to update my IOS

Nice new little feature! Nice to be on page 2, but baseball being on page 1 has ruined this feature

I found an interesting project on kickstarter



https://www.kicks...orest-guar

Tomorrow morning I'm off to France. Highlight of the trip will be climbing the Ventoux, probably

See you all in little over a week!

Enjoy yourself mate

Lachi - Thanks for bringing that to my attention.


EVERYONE - If you want a good healthy environment to live in in the coming years then I suggest you sign this petition (and recommend it to others):
https://action.sum...s-lawsuit/

It basically takes action against the ridiculously immoral and fascist-esq company which is Bayer. Who, if they had their way, would have this planet destroyed in a few years as they seemingly fail to understand the concept that without bees, life on this planet would quickly stop.

Many areas of China have already learned the hard lesson, that without bees (due to death by chemical fertilizers) the land quickly dies ........

I wish that I could go to the TDF and experience it

It may not be as great as the TDF, but I just returned from Rock Werchter. One day of recharging now before going on holiday with my family. I can still feel the music inside me, the bass to be more precise. Very scary

"What kind of spark plugs does that engine use? The 3rd from left?" This is a "general" museum with 4 buildings and three full storage rooms. Do you think I know about fucking spark plugs?!

"It says on the sign that you open at 10am. Are you open now??" Said at 9.15pm.

"Are we here?" Points at a town in the north... in RUSSIA!