 CLEVERLY DESIGNED PLOTTWIST TO EXCUSE LACK OF EPISODES
Burr... What happened? How much did we drink? Erhrhrehrehrhr monkey's gone to heaven... pain...
These sounds marked the beginning of a hangover worthy of legends. Of course, who wouldnt drink their brains out if they seen what they saw back in Pau... How about a small recap going backwards in time in flashy Hollywood style:
Morning the 8th of December
”I cant feel my head” complained Chavanel
”Vel, that is bedder i suppose. Two deys ago, you could not feel anything at all” the norweigan accent remarked
”Doctor, will he ever be able to race again?” asked a very feminine sounding Basso
Early night, the 7th of December
”*hic* Kaggessssstad! Youre my bud! I mean its!” said Basso
”I konkurrr! Le bartender! Another one for my bud!” said Hushovd
”everything hurts...” complained Chavanel. He does that a lot.
On the plane between Pau and Munich, afternoon the 7th of December
”With small modifications, any canoe can travel through time” said Professor Ivan
”Really? I studied in University of Polar Bears Walking Our Streets in Norway, and i distinctly recall only indian rowboats were capable of doing timetravelling” said Thor with the bachelor degree in timetravelling.
Chavanel said nothing because he was in pain.
On the plane between Pau and Munich, earlier that afternoon the 7th of December
”So let me get this straight, our replacement riders failed to do anything useful and Alejandro Valverde won.” Basso inquired
”... yes... And he got mysteriously killed afterwards...” said Chavanel
”And before you explain furfer what happened, we need alcohol.” Hushovd interrupted. ”You there flightcrew-woman! I find myself accidently married with this gentlemen *points at Basso*, how much alcohol are you legally allowed to serve us?”
”So the man flew over the audience, landed right next to Valverde, spoke japanese, then a big flash, and then Valverde's broken body flew 20 meters and everyone cheered at the stranger for beating him up?” asked Basso.
  
"I did some research, and apparently this way of attacking is called "Shun Goku Satsu" or "Instant Hell Murder" in english" continued Hushovd.
"Catchy" muttered Basso as the alcohol arrived.
Who is this mysterious man who just made everyone cheer? Did Hushovd really draw those pictures? Is Shun Goku Satsu useful for making coffee? Will Yukihiro Doi make an important siderole in the story? All this in the next episode.
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