Episode 1 - insert funny title here

Okay, so you've probably heard this joke before, but a guy from Norway, a guy from Italy and a Frenchie enters a bar right. They start bragging about their greatest achievements in life. The Norwegian starts with ”I once ate my entire body weight in my mother's food”. The Italian continued with ”My slender Italian legs are the envy of the civilized world”. The Frenchie sat there a pondered about what he could say when he stood up and said: ”With my bare hands I covered 5.000 kilometers of bare dirt with asphalt and cobbles. With my bare hands I carved out magnificent mountains. With my bare hands I created endless amounts of tourist attractions and beautiful places. Then I arranged a cycling race around all of these places, mountains and roads. The race became the envy of the world. Everyone participated and everyone loved it. The race is my pride and is ultimately a bigger achievement than your pitiful excuses for having wasted your life.” The Norwegian then said: ”But you've never learned to ride a bicycle”.


That was the worst joke since Iban Mayo quit Le Tour to play a game of Tetris on his Gameboy! An angry skinny man yelled.

The big man with the small beard who told the joke collapsed on the floor laughing.

”So anyway,” the angry skinny man said. ”What other brilliant jokes do you have to pass the time with?”

”I have e potatoee chips dats look like Lans Armstong,” the big man with the small beard said.

Before the angry skinny man could react, a slender Italian looking man entered the room through a door no one could see. What door, you may ask? Don't ask.

”Excuse me. Is this the Christmas Cycling Charity Event Tour waiting room?” the slender Italian looking man said.

”I will tell you if you tell me your name,” the angry skinny man said.

”I am a highly-talented Italian cyclist returning after some 'vacation'.”

”So yu ar-re Dami-anno Cunego?” the big man said.

”No, I am Ivan Basso...” Ivan Basso said.

”No, because then you would only be a moderately-talented Italian cyclist,” angry skinny man said.

”No! I am a very talented Italian cyclist named Ivan Basso!” Ivan Basso said in a very angry Italian way.

”Cunego!” the big man said very loudly.

”What kind of idiot are you?” Ivan Basso said

”I em not an idi-ot. I em Thor Hushovd” Thor Hushovd with the Norwegian accent said.


In the next episode: What on earth is going on? Will Ivan Basso stab Thor Hushovd in the face? Will they save christmas?