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Giraffe Test!
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| rodda |
Posted on 03-12-2008 11:48
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The giraffe test ...
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According toAndersonConsulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
Edited by rodda on 03-12-2008 11:49
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| fenian_1234 |
Posted on 03-12-2008 11:59
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Class. Zero correct.
1. Cut it into pieces and put it in.
2. Same.
3. One.
4. Don't cross. Nothing I must do.  |
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| CrueTrue |
Posted on 03-12-2008 12:12
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Old one. I received that joke three years ago.
It's still great, though
Edited by CrueTrue on 03-12-2008 12:23
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| rodda |
Posted on 03-12-2008 12:26
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fenian_1234 wrote:
Class. Zero correct.
1. Cut it into pieces and put it in.
2. Same.
3. One.
4. Don't cross. Nothing I must do.
thats exactly what i thought, it probably means we are sociopaths or something 
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| Aquarius |
Posted on 03-12-2008 12:52
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Same for the first one, but for the second one I thought that no matter how many times I'd cut the elephant, it'd still be too big for a refrigerator, so I thought build/buy a very big refrigerator.
Third one : I thought "myself" as the "human being is a political animal", still an animal then, and had I been there I'd have notice who/what was missing, so it definitely was myself.
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| schleck93 |
Posted on 03-12-2008 13:07
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I got all 4 correct as I've hrad it millions of times before, but great the first time you hear it.
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Thor wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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| YtimK |
Posted on 03-12-2008 13:16
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yay one correct ^^
3 is kinda obvious I think |
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| alexkr00 |
Posted on 03-12-2008 13:16
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YtimK wrote:
yay one correct ^^
3 is kinda obvious I think
For me no
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| fefj |
Posted on 03-12-2008 15:04
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This is the first time i saw it too, it's great 
I only got number 3 right... |
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| Waghlon |
Posted on 03-12-2008 15:43
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rodda wrote:
thats exactly what i thought, it probably means we are sociopaths or something
We are three sociopaths or something then
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