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WERE ALL DOOMED... In October.
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SCIENTISTS are trying to stop the most powerful experiment ever – saying the black holes it will create could destroy the world.

Dubbed by some the Doomsday test, it will be carried out next week in the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), located 300ft underground near the French-Swiss border.

The machine is 17 miles long and cost £4.4billion to create.

When its switch is pulled on September 10, this atom-smasher will become a virtual time machine, revealing what happened when the universe came into existence 14 billion years ago.

New particles of matter are expected to be discovered, new dimensions found beyond the four known, as scientists re-create conditions in the first BILLIONTHS of a second after the Big Bang.

Experts even predict that millions of tiny black holes will be produced — baby brothers of the monsters gobbling up dust and stars at the heart of the galaxies.
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That is why boffins are now trying to stop the project with a last-ditch challenge in the courts.

They fear the LHC experimenters are tinkering with the unknown and putting mankind — and our whole planet — at risk.

The group responsible for the experiment, the European Nuclear Research Centre (CERN), says that these mini black holes will vanish as quickly as they are created.

But the anti-CERN brigade accuse the scientists of playing God, warning that no one can guarantee that the black holes will not survive, rapidly growing in size to suck the Earth out of existence in an instant.

But CERN, which includes several UK scientists, say their work is vital to unlock the secrets of matter that forms everything known in the universe.

In the experiment, atomic particles will be fired in opposite directions along the 17-mile long underground ring — the length of the Circle Line on the London Underground.

They will travel so fast that they make 11,245 trips around the tunnel every SECOND.

From the collisions, boffins expect to discover a fundamental bit of the atom, called the Higgs boson, that is expected to exist but which has never been seen.

Professor Otto Rossler, from the Eberhard Karls University of Tubingen in Germany, is one of the scientists mounting the legal challenge at the European Court of Human Rights against 20 countries which are funding the project.


He said: “It is quite plausible that these little black holes will survive and will grow and eat the planet from the inside out.”

A CERN spokesman said: “It will not be producing anything that does not already happen routinely in nature.”
Edited by Waghlon on 10-09-2008 10:21
 
Waghlon
Its one of those "Either a lot is going to happen, or nothing at all will happen and it will be all a waste" things. Either we will gain incredible new information about everything and be able to teleport across theh globe at will by 2020 or we will gain no new bits of science from it that we can enjoy. In best case though, bits of Switzerland will get eradicated Grin
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Smoothie
Im looking forward to the test. Its not going to blow up the world though. Its theoretically impossible at the size they are doing it.

Im either going to die a horrible death one day after my birthday or everything will be fine.
 
schleck93
My opinion in this is, turn on the damn thing, if the world is sucked by a black hole no one will ever find out and who cares then?
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doddy13
butt... buttt. we'll never know who'll win la vuelta.
But, bye bye Geneva Wink
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ponka00
Theres is something close to 1 out of a million chance that it goes wrong.

Personally I think that that chance is to big conisdering the consequences.
A 4.4 billion project that could destroy the world...

But most likely nothing will happen Smile
Edited by ponka00 on 08-09-2008 17:19
 
cio93
Smoothie wrote:
Im either going to die a horrible death one day after my birthday or everything will be fine.

A bad thing, but dying on your own birthday due to some crazy guys from switzerland must be more horrible:lol:
Anyway nothing will happen, but I hope they get some information out of this.
 
schleck93
Is 1 to a million what the sceptics say, or what CERN says?
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Smoothie
cio93 wrote:
Smoothie wrote:
Im either going to die a horrible death one day after my birthday or everything will be fine.

A bad thing, but dying on your own birthday due to some crazy guys from switzerland must be more horrible:lol:
Anyway nothing will happen, but I hope they get some information out of this.


Lol, I get to heaven. Someone asks me how i died. I can simply respond "Switzerland" Pfft
 
schleck93
Is this the time to convert to Islam, so that I get to be with a lot of virgins in heavenB)
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CrueTrue
Didn't isso post a thread about this a few weeks ago?

Anyway, let's wait and see. During my life, the end of the world has been predicted many, many times, and I'm not dead yet Pfft
 
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Waghlon
schleck93 wrote:
Is this the time to convert to Islam, so that I get to be with a lot of virgins in heavenB)


It isnt. If you want virgins, you gotta die as a martyr. But dont worry, you still have enough time to blow up PCM.Daily!
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doddy13
isso said about it in Cafe Pedro

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Crommy
I like some of the letters sent into the Times:

Sir, It should be realised that because of the LHC’s location, any black hole that it creates will first destroy much of the European Union, including Strasbourg and Brussels, before its event horizon expands sufficiently to engulf Britain. We should be thankful for small mercies.

Anthony Knight
Amersham, Bucks


Sir, It is interesting that there is agreement that mini black holes could be created during the experiments at CERN (“Mysteries of the Universe will be solved, starting next Wednesday,” Sept 4) and the debate centres on whether they would be a risk.

As an engineer well versed in risk management, I appreciate that highly improbable events can take on significant importance when measured against the gravity of the risk and I am interested in the mechanism to reach rational conclusion in such debates. First, the experts at CERN have stated that exhaustive safety checks have been carried out and on conclusion there is no risk. Surely such deduction is based on evidence of known phenomena and state-of-the-art modelling, whereas I understand the whole purpose of the scientific work is to go beyond what is known to either prove theory or discover new phenomena to advance our knowledge. Simply put: if they are so sure as to the certainty of the outcome as to pose absolutely no risk why do we need to carry out the experiments at all?

Secondly, it is not without reason to speculate that other intelligent life forms should have achieved a sufficiently advanced development to make their presence known but we see absolutely no evidence. However, we have discovered a substantial number of black holes.

Geoff O’nion
Monaco


Sir, Thank you for your very informative and terrifying coverage of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) experiment. One question remains to be answered.

Brian Cox, of the University of Manchester, says: “It will discover exciting things. We just don’t know what they are yet.”

How on earth does one raise billions in sponsorship with a pitch like that?

David Christopher Blair
Cheltenham, Glos

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ponka00
CrueTrue wrote:
Didn't isso post a thread about this a few weeks ago?

Anyway, let's wait and see. During my life, the end of the world has been predicted many, many times, and I'm not dead yet Pfft


I wasn't sure if someone posted it...
 
schleck93
Waghlon wrote:
schleck93 wrote:
Is this the time to convert to Islam, so that I get to be with a lot of virgins in heavenB)


It isnt. If you want virgins, you gotta die as a martyr. But dont worry, you still have enough time to blow up PCM.Daily!


Ohh... Where did I hide that bombbeltPfft

seriusly, isn't that chance of dieing in a planecrash than this will destroy the earth?
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issoisso
schleck93 wrote:
Waghlon wrote:
schleck93 wrote:
Is this the time to convert to Islam, so that I get to be with a lot of virgins in heavenB)


It isnt. If you want virgins, you gotta die as a martyr. But dont worry, you still have enough time to blow up PCM.Daily!


Ohh... Where did I hide that bombbeltPfft

seriusly, isn't that chance of dieing in a planecrash than this will destroy the earth?


One of your virgins will be Waghlon. the other 71 will be the population of PCMBenelux
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schleck93
issoisso wrote:
schleck93 wrote:
Waghlon wrote:
schleck93 wrote:
Is this the time to convert to Islam, so that I get to be with a lot of virgins in heavenB)


It isnt. If you want virgins, you gotta die as a martyr. But dont worry, you still have enough time to blow up PCM.Daily!


Ohh... Where did I hide that bombbeltPfft

seriusly, isn't that chance of dieing in a planecrash than this will destroy the earth?


One of your virgins will be Waghlon. the other 71 will be the population of PCMBenelux


NOOOO not Wahglon:lol:
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Waghlon
issoisso wrote:
One of your virgins will be Waghlon. the other 71 will be the population of PCMBenelux


This is going to be the most ackward party ever.
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Waghlon
Going to bed now. See you in Hell... Or tommorow. Whichever comes first.
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