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| SweatyViking |
Posted on 30-07-2012 21:03
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The ultimate cycling fan's house is built by BigMat, with floors from QuickStep ,home appliances from Sharp, steel from Lampre and ISD and windows from Belisol. The explosives used to clear the mountains where he builds his house is supplied by Orica. He is insured by AG2R-La Mondiale. If he is a businessman, his favorite business partners are the Astana group or the Basque governmen. He rides a BMC bike. His phone company is either Euskaltel, Cofidis or Movistar. When he wants to bet, he places his bets with either Lotto or FDJ.
The cycling fan of course also loves nature and being on the sea. To avoid getting lost he uses Garmin GPS systems.
But sometimes, the cycling fan gets sick. Then, he gets his medication from Omega Pharma or Sanofi.
The cycling fan can't just ride bikes. He drives a Nissan with gas from Gazprom or Liquigas in the tank. His loans and bank accounts are from Rabobank, Saxo Bank and Tinkoff Bank, and his computer and mobile phone is bought at a RadioShack store. His TV operator is of course Sky.
The cycling fan also needs time off on vacation. When he goes on holiday, he goes with Vacansoleil.
Sounds like a good life, doesn't it?  |
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| jseadog1 |
Posted on 30-07-2012 21:06
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very well put 
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| miggi133 |
Posted on 30-07-2012 21:23
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Good one, but as far as I remember, Cofidis is a credit institution or bank...
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| alexkr00 |
Posted on 30-07-2012 21:37
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miggi133 wrote:
Good one, but as far as I remember, Cofidis is a credit institution or bank...
Yeah, it's "credit par telephone". A few years ago they came to Romania as well.
Edited by alexkr00 on 30-07-2012 21:38
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| shraggi |
Posted on 30-07-2012 21:39
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This cycling fan is awfully corrupt...
Edited by shraggi on 30-07-2012 21:40
"That stage will start full gas, be ridden full gas and will finish full gas"
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| Aquarius |
Posted on 30-07-2012 21:43
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... 10 blades, because that makes it even cooler.
Edited by Aquarius on 30-07-2012 21:44
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| Aquarius |
Posted on 30-07-2012 21:44
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miggi133 wrote:
Good one, but as far as I remember, Cofidis is a credit institution or bank... Credit, indeed. That you reach through the phone, hence the name. |
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| Alastairhufc |
Posted on 30-07-2012 22:18
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The cycling fan is very, very rich |
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| iambennyboy |
Posted on 31-07-2012 02:17
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What does he have for breakfast?
Jelly Beans  |
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| jseadog1 |
Posted on 31-07-2012 03:28
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iambennyboy wrote:
What does he have for breakfast?
Jelly Beans
and he wears a Christina Watch
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| Avin Wargunnson |
Posted on 31-07-2012 05:40
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Dont forget he washes the clothes in Whirlpool washing maschine and supports Sparta Prague, not even mentioning renting cars only in Europcar. 
Nice one from you.
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| SweatyViking |
Posted on 31-07-2012 05:43
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And he is a Type 1 diabetic |
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| FreitasPCM |
Posted on 31-07-2012 11:14
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When he rides bikes, it's got to be Colnago. And he's favourite holiday destination is Andalucia. |
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| TheManxMissile |
Posted on 31-07-2012 11:39
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While he is business partner of Astana Group, he lives in the Basque country (get both in)
His phone is an HTC, and he holidays with Vacansoleil.
His glasses lenses are Transitions.
He eats out at 7-Eleven
He loves to watch the Discovery Channel
Sends his post with USPS
Runs his farm with Agritubel supplies
Gets more performance by using SpiderTech
Gives money to Livestrong
ive got more but ill wait
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| Teddy The Creator |
Posted on 31-07-2012 11:52
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Gets more performance by using SpiderTech
Care to explain?
Also, don't forget, whenever he needs something lifted off the ground, Budget Forklifts is the way to go!
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| TheManxMissile |
Posted on 31-07-2012 12:12
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Teddy The Creator wrote:
Gets more performance by using SpiderTech
Care to explain?
Also, don't forget, whenever he needs something lifted off the ground, Budget Forklifts is the way to go!
https://www.spidertech.com/why-were-di...different/
its the tape everyone uses now
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| SweatyViking |
Posted on 31-07-2012 17:40
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And he does his groceries at Joker :)
His health insurance is with UnitedHealthcare
If he's jobless he goes to Accent Jobs.
His veranda is built by Veranda's Willems
He drinks Farnese Vini to every meal
His company gets their data storage solutions from NetApp
His factory uses Utensilnord blades
He shaves with Acqua e Sapone gel
And his kids play with Androni Giocattoli toys
Edited by SweatyViking on 31-07-2012 17:45
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| jseadog1 |
Posted on 31-07-2012 17:57
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And of course he owns a Trek bike! Well, and a fizik, and a specialized.. hell he runs a bike shop 
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| fjhoekie |
Posted on 31-07-2012 18:20
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When he visites Holland he refueles at Argos.
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| Logghje |
Posted on 31-07-2012 18:23
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FreitasPCM wrote:
And he's favourite holiday destination is Andalucia.
As well as Astana, capital of Kazakhstan |
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