It was a humble begWeening…
In the begWiggins, there was a race,
A race Froome which a great Champion would emerge.
Belkov of its difficult Ruijgh -
A Roux from Porte to mountain,
The riders would Haedo Klemme great heights,
Drop down near Schär drops and Lang descents,
Pantani puffin’ up steep Georges
And Rolland down into deep valleys,
Up climbs so fierce, the commentators dare not Menchov them by name,
The riders would have to Kern a big gear up the Vichot gradients.
Every day, riders Schlecked their calendars in anticipation.
They had to Geschke ready for the race.
The pressure on the contenders was Kluge.
The riders needed every Rast edge
To prepare for the Huguet challenge ahead.
But, Suttonly and Swiftly, the race was upon them.
Some would triumph, and some would end up in the Meyer,
And before the riders could Greipel as climbers,
They would have to Kaupas with the speed and Thill of the sprint.
As the race Gadret pace in the first week
Cummings into towns Wyss unimaginable Zeits,
The sprinter’s Rasch was Summeren to behold.
Delage Flahaut speeds and Klier run ins made for Righi close racing,
And Duggan deep, riders were squeezed right against De Walle,
But Evans so, a Chicci Frenchman managed to Grabsch four stages
And win the Dean jersey overall.
Another Doi, other terrain,
And Downing the valleys, the climb began,
Where the Leezer men would fall by the wayside.
As the road began to get Emden steeper,
BOL, BOOM, BOS, the punches flew
As domestiques and helpers were put to the Slagter.
Racers were Busche-d up difficult ascents
With riders Gallopin off the front in a great Voigt.
It Riis a great contest, dulled only by a drug positive
(He felt he Rasmussen out on that extra edge)
And soon, only the Sprick of Le Floch remained.
Their poker faces kept us Gesink over their form
Until a Coppel of climbers rose above the rest,
But one rider was not Offredo the dangers,
And his opposition could only hold on Loosli
Until he was dropped, with Noe chance of hanging on.
Finally, when all the climbs had Boonen gone in a Franzoi,
One man emerged King - the Sergent major of the peloton;
He had De Maar energy. He Goss there first.
He Voss the Wagner. The Reus had been won.
haha this is hilarious! You must of been really bored and had a lot of free time lol but it is still great.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring.
! You must of been really bored and had a lot of free time lol
but it is still great.
this is our idea of fun
