<ValiantValium> back already. i was taken aback by the sizziling gameplay of Pro Cycling Manager. does it get more french?
<omahgawd> pro cycling manager?
<ValiantValium> its a real game.
<omahgawd> why the would would you want to manage a guy rubbing his penis against a bike seat
<ValiantValium> its worse. im a moderator on the only english fansite about a guy rubbing his penis against a bike seat
<omahgawd> o_o
<omahgawd> dear god
<omahgawd> what has humanity done?
the songtext is also great
This is How we play the Game
Completely my Intention
I got so hard and then i came
ON her face with perfection
Its just what Im used to
JUst want you from behind
I dont care about you
I'll nut right in your eyes
I fucked a girl and she liked it
The taste of my big ol' penis
I'll fuck her again cuz she loved it
She kept on begging for my dick
I worked so hard
I came so far
Right inside her open Mouth
I came so high
She wants it more
She liked it
SHe liked it
(she liked it, she loved it, Haha, Yeh)
I already forgot her name
But who really gives a shit
She wanted my penis again and again
So i kept on giving it
Shes so dam dirty
She is like a pig in the mud
Camel toe, and ass toe
But I really don't give a fuck
So i fucked her again, she loved it
she keeps on begging for my dick
and i'll do it again cuz she wants it
she wants it
I came too long
I came too high
right inside her open eye
I do not care
Cuz she dont mind
I'll cum again, inside her eyeeeee
My dick so big so magical
its large in charge
Hysterical
I know why, She wants it, You want it, THey want it, my dick dick, dick dick dick dick dick, rick dick dilik dick duh duh dick... (you get the point lmfao)
I fucked a girl and she loved it
She loved it
She loved it
I'll fuck her again cuz she wants it
begging for more
my diheehick
dick dick dick dick
dick dick dick dick dick
dick dick dick dick dick
Dick Dick Dick
Penis ah Dicka ah dicka Penis ah dick
dick dick dicka dick
adick dick dick PELOR (... armenian for Penis) (if that wasn't clear already)
its just so ff-in funny..
especially sentences like these:
I dont care about you
I'll nut right in your eyes
I worked so hard
I came so far
Right inside her open Mouth
i might be a perverted idiot, but this is hilarious
Waghlon wrote:
<ValiantValium> back already. i was taken aback by the sizziling gameplay of Pro Cycling Manager. does it get more french?
<omahgawd> pro cycling manager?
<ValiantValium> its a real game.
<omahgawd> why the would would you want to manage a guy rubbing his penis against a bike seat
<ValiantValium> its worse. im a moderator on the only english fansite about a guy rubbing his penis against a bike seat
<omahgawd> o_o
<omahgawd> dear god
<omahgawd> what has humanity done?
That's it!! That's why Armstong wins, he has less testicle friction tiring him out. Of course, it all makes perfect sense now.
The preceding post is ISSO 9001 certified
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
<omahgawd> ValiantValium
<omahgawd> when is a shoe not a shoe?
<ValiantValium> when it has a bomb
<omahgawd> no
<omahgawd> WHEN SHOE IS ON HEAD
<ValiantValium> HURR HURR HURR
<omahgawd>
<ValiantValium> i enjoy having sex with your jokes
<omahgawd> likewise
"We all know that wasn't the real footage of the Worlds anyway. That was just the staged footage to perpetuate the coverup that it was actually Vinokourov that won the race."
No, that's the whole thing with jailbait: DON'T get off.
The preceding post is ISSO 9001 certified
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
i might be a perverted idiot, but this is hilarious 
