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[EPIC] - Lampre-Merida
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 05-04-2014 13:11
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FIRST WIN FINALLY ARRIVES
The Management here at Lampre-Merida finally have a win to celebrate after many weeks of toil.
The win came at the Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkey and the rider in question was our Polish star  Przemyslaw Niemiec.
As of yet we have no photograph of this Great achievement but hopefully we can rectify that
Edited by sutty68 on 05-04-2014 13:19
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 05-04-2014 13:18
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After recently announcing our first win this season we haven't had to wait that much longer to announce our second.
Winner Anacona survived the terrain in Trentino in Italy and a long day in the saddle by producing a Great win to finish off a Great day for him and the team
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| Ollfardh |
Posted on 05-04-2014 13:31
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Well done, finaly 
Changed my sig, this was getting absurd.
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 05-04-2014 13:33
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Ollfardh - Thanks mate, it's been a long time coming  |
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| Shonak |
Posted on 07-04-2014 08:47
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Gratz Lampre, on a real winning strike recently.
"It’s a little bit scary when Contador attacks." - Tommy V
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 07-04-2014 09:00
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Shonak wrote:
Gratz Lampre, on a real winning strike recently.
Had to delete the last post as i had already reported the win  (confused) |
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| Shonak |
Posted on 07-04-2014 09:04
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What do you mean? Niiemiec did win two stages at Tour of Turkey so far. I get confused by EPIC reports all the time too.
Links: Stage 4 & Stage 6
Edited by Shonak on 07-04-2014 09:05
"It’s a little bit scary when Contador attacks." - Tommy V
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| Ollfardh |
Posted on 07-04-2014 09:56
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Niemiec's wins are confirmed, can't be bothered with a restart at the moment
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 07-04-2014 10:17
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Yay thats GREAT news then, Niemiec wins his second stage of The Tour of Turkey and takes Lampre's recent wins to three in as many days - Oh HAPPY DAYS  |
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| Cycleman123 |
Posted on 07-04-2014 11:38
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Well he won 2 stages no matter what
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 07-04-2014 12:31
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That is Great for team morale |
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 08-04-2014 23:31
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 PRESIDENTIAL CYCLING TOUR OF TURKEY
The team has just completed its most successful race of the season here in Turkey by returning with the Overall Race Win courtesy of Polish sensation Przemyslaw Niemiec.
The Team Award was also won by the Lampre boys as well as two Stage victories both of which went our main man Przemyslaw Niemiec.
The Team Management hope that this result is a turning point in the teams season and can lead to more victories within the coming weeks |
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| Bikex |
Posted on 14-04-2014 14:47
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Hey guys, I guess you haven't heard from me for a long time, although the lampre can be found in a lot of headlines on cyclingnews recently. Now the PR - Agent of Lampre wants me to update this blog. I don't want that so I told my father, unfortunately he wants me to update the blog as well, because it is good for the image of the Al Mohney clan. If I wouldn't update this I wouldn't get my new Lamborghini, isn't that unfair? I guess you can all feel with me now.
I am the reason for the latest success of Lampre, Al Mohney not part of Lampre, Lampre sucks, Al Mohney signs for Lampre, Lampre great. See the difference? Allright I have to talk about my race experiences. Well, first thing, Pais Vasco sucked, I don't want to talk about that one. Trentino was better our Winner, Anacona won a stage, it was great for the team. Before that I was in Turkey, I must say Turkey is great. I don't like blue birds anyways. Niemec won the local stage race there, i wanted him to switch numbers with me, so I would be the winner, nobody would notice. Przemyslaw agreed after my father offered him a yacht, but unfortunately the race organization didn't, not even when my father offered them a yacht, damn turkeys. Some people are so weird.
That's it, tell me how happy you are after the lord has spoken! |
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| Selwink |
Posted on 14-04-2014 14:51
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 14-04-2014 17:04
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That just has to be the Greatest blog ever  |
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| Bikex |
Posted on 28-05-2014 11:27
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I have great news for my growing community of fans! Since the last time I updated this blog, I took part in three races.
The first race was in the home country of exaggerated capitalism and reckless spying actions. I don't speak of heaven, I speak of the USA. Let's skip the racing where Lampre fucked up and I finished 105th and get to what I did after. I took Winner Anacona with me in the Corvette my father bought me for the two days I wanted to spend in the US, it got more but more about that later. Our goal was to destroy the car the coolest way possible, at least it was my goal Winner looked at me doubtfully. The USA is in some parts almost as spacious as the deserts at home, where I destroyed a lot of cars already. Long story short, some Policemen came after already two wheels went of of my car and took me with them. They didn't Winner though. They didn't want to release me, even when I told them my father is very rich and influential.
I slept two nights in a rundown cell in the police station. The second night was the worst, a strange American with more tatoos than my grandpa has wrinkles was put in my cell as well. He seemed kind of drunk and apparently was arested because of fight in the local bar. The bad thing was he wanted to continue where he stopped. But don't worry my father already set a very reliable guy on him, he will "talk" with him. My destiny changed when some very important police commander wanted to visit my cell. After he sent the cell guardian and the guys with the tattoos away, he asked me "So your father is very rich?". Now the very important police commander is a very important villa owner on the Bahamas. Finally someone appreciated my importance.
The next races where the National championsship in Qatar. I won both. I have to admit it was very easy. Some guys turned up to compete against me, but when my father drove by with the team car, he picked some funky Mercedes for the race, and waved with a bundle of high noted bills, the competition disappeared suddenly. I am honored to wear the Qatari national jersey for the coming year. Its value increased, as I won the race in a fair competition, unlike some races I took part in before, like the Tour of Turkey. I still can't believe that people would turn down the offer of an yacht. Bunch of jackasses those Turkeys. Fortunately, everything is still in the right order in Qatar. |
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 28-05-2014 15:20
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Ahmed Al Mohney Double Qatari Champion (Got a nice ring to it that has) 
Bikex - Like the right up |
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 28-05-2014 23:29
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Lampre-Merida are pleased to announce another National Champion to the teams collection. This time its Kristjan Durasek who becomes the Croatian TT Champion |
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 21-06-2014 23:34
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 TOUR DE SUISSE
Michele Scarponi put in a battling time trial ride on the final stage here in Switzerland to grab a very nice top ten finish on the GC |
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| Ollfardh |
Posted on 23-07-2014 14:33
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Woopsie, forgot one
Your races for part 3:
Tour
San Sebastian
Pologne
Eneco
Vuelta
Vattenfall
Plouay
Quebec
Montreal
Lombardia
Beijing
Qinghai
London
Varesine
Britain
Milano-Turino
Piemonte
Emilia
Changed my sig, this was getting absurd.
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