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| Addy291 |
Posted on 07-08-2007 16:06
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maybe so, i think he was quite liked by the commentators and some fans but i didn't like him for some reason, i though he was slightly over-rated but i hope he is good enough for Feyenoord
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Posted on 07-08-2007 16:08
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Well I want feyenoord to buy him cos I simply love Greece and Greek ppl, but I think there is only a 5% that they will even try to get him
Dwight K. Schrute: 'I'm not a hero. Im just a mere defender of the office. You know who is a hero? Hiro from Heroes. That's a hero. And Bono'.
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Posted on 07-08-2007 16:48
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France-Italy all the tickets sold out 
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Posted on 07-08-2007 16:50
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Carlos Tevez will not complete his move to Manchester United on Tuesday and may not be registered for the start of the new season, Sky Sports News understands.
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| issoisso |
Posted on 07-08-2007 18:03
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Reading management revealed grudglingly today that Leroy Lita's leg injury came in fact when he woke up and (still lying on the bed), streched his body as he yawned (there's a word for that, I'm sure. I just don't know what it is), and subsequently pulled a leg muscle.
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| Addy291 |
Posted on 07-08-2007 18:08
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don't worry isso, i did
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Posted on 07-08-2007 19:03
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Lee Cook was sold by QPR to Fulham. since he's a boyhood Rangers fan and the club are in a financial hole, he gave the club his signing on fee. £250K. shows love for the club 
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and in an unrelated matter, if any fans of Chelsea still exist, let them read this:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live...ge_id=1779
he pretty much captured everything bad about Mourinho, except for the adulterous escapades...
But lemme put this to you:
1if Mourinho is portrayed as such a bad human being, what is there to say about Poll revealing this?
2. Mourinho wasnt as good as he is at his job, would Poll come out and reveal all this?
3. do you really think Mourinho and Chelsea are the only ones "disrespecting" refs?
after years of Mourinho and even more years of Poll, there is no doubt in my mind that both these people are not ones I would like to meet.
as for mourinhoalone, he is no different in terms of hot headed-ness from the likes of neil warnock or alex feguson when they get frustrated or build up rage over decisions on the touch line. neither are the players different to the likes of rooney or barton when it comes to swearing and such. its a part of the game if im honest. its a good read but it only points out the obvious in concerns to modern managers.
Edited by issoisso on 07-08-2007 19:19
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| Addy291 |
Posted on 07-08-2007 19:23
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yes but to be fair Neil Warnock is the funniest manager ever
Edited by Addy291 on 07-08-2007 19:24
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| issoisso |
Posted on 07-08-2007 19:26
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nope. Keegan is
the thing about Mourinho that most people fail to get is: he only does crap like that when the team are struggling. it takes the pressure off them and over him. and since he can take it with ease, the team can relax. it's smart actually.
anyway, in the list of funny football quotes, Keegan is number two for sure. no doubt about it. |
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| Addy291 |
Posted on 07-08-2007 19:31
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it's a shame Sheff U got relegated, about the only thing i looked forward to on Match of the Day was the interviews with Warnock
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Posted on 07-08-2007 20:44
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No, Gordon Strachan was the funniest Here's him in all his glory:
Strachan - Football Manager and Comic Genius
On Wayne Rooney... "It's an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you're more
likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.
Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt
to finish, the expiry date is today.
Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. So I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down.
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm
useless.
Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
Strachan: "I don't do impressions"
Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself
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| Addy291 |
Posted on 07-08-2007 20:47
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Crommy wrote:
No, Gordon Strachan was the funniest Here's him in all his glory:
Strachan - Football Manager and Comic Genius
On Wayne Rooney... "It's an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you're more
likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.
Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt
to finish, the expiry date is today.
Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. So I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down.
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm
useless.
Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
Strachan: "I don't do impressions"
Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself
ok Strachan wins by a country mile
those are hilarious
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| Addy291 |
Posted on 07-08-2007 20:53
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just seen this on the BBC website, read quote then look at photo
"When you're dealing with someone who only has a pair of underpants on, if you take his underpants off, he has nothing left - he's naked. You're better off trying to find him a pair of trousers to complement him rather than change him."
Arsene Wenger explains his football philosophy - something about not stifling creativity and taking away a player's flair. We think.
Oi! Put your pants on!
not bad from the BBC
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| issoisso |
Posted on 07-08-2007 21:16
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Gabriel Alves. commentator for decades.
here are SOME. yes, that's SOME of his dozens of stupid quotes.
"Benfica is in fine form, Graeme Souness pioneering his 3x4x3x3"
"Relative Humidity far above 100%"
"Notice the movement of the Bayern players, they move like geometric figures....football is a plastic art"
(Juskowiak dribbles past a defender)
" Juskowiak... the advantage of having two legs!"
"In the german league there are many german players" REALLY???
" Jean-Pierre Papin, a player who is extremely fast, pacey, speedy, not slow, just the contrary"
"A pass to no-man's land....where there really was no man"
"And now we go live to the Brasil Coast - Ivory game"
"George Hagi, playmaker...(huge pause)... Raducioui (pause).... he's already wasted far too much timGOOOOOAALL!!!"
"Benfica playing a game of short passes.......................................and long, as the occasion dictates"
"And now the Sevillian dances of Catalunya" (for those who may not know, Sevilla is in Andalucia, quite far from Catalunya)
"The national team's play wasn't bad or good. quite the contrary"
"Romário... a short player, strong, possessing a big....sorry, a LOW centre of gravity, as such he rotates very well and has great turning stability"
about Beckenbauer:
"A great sweeper, a gentleman of football. part of the brilliant german national team that won the European World Cup in 1974"
"Kenneth Andersson, 1,94m of goal..."
(the ball is played by dutchman Edgar Davids, Ajax player)
"a great example of the typical italian style being displayed here"
"Yeeeeeesss, Juskowiak working very well under his opponent's legs" 
"Jardel is a player with an air time of nearly 70cm"
(goalkeeper saves)
"Woooow.....Silvino putting his hands to the balls"
"And the referee has been hit by what seemed to be an object thrown by a TV viewer"
"the mexican fans work just like a thirteenth player..."
" VÃtor BaÃa, the best goalkeeper in the world. possibly even the best in Europe"
"Fabulous trot by Thuram. this man is a lion"
"Cândido Costa is a player who plays on the left, the right and the flanks"
"here's Sabry, attempting to try to get the ball"
"fakes a feint...and actually feints!!" - huh???
"the national team of Mali has a wild perfume to it's football, with a very fresh odor"
(ball hits a player in the groin and bounces in. player lies on the ground clutching himself in pain)
"Rudolph Douala scores a..............sexual goal"
"...and here we notice that the audience are clothed"
(same game, referring to Costinha's set piece skill)
"he's excellent in these kind of plays because the dead ball suddenly comes alive"
EDIT: forgot my favorite one:
"here goes Veloso in his unmistakable style.....oh wait, it's actually Paneira"
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| Addy291 |
Posted on 08-08-2007 15:29
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very nice, especialy the one you edited in
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Posted on 08-08-2007 15:49
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"And the referee has been hit by what seemed to be an object thrown by a TV viewer"
This is awesome, and those from Juskowiak too.
isso, have you already seen that video in googlevideo with reporters of RTP?
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| samtheman |
Posted on 08-08-2007 22:58
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Stuttgart will be playing Schalke on Friday and I'm going to see it!B)
my bet:
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| issoisso |
Posted on 08-08-2007 23:03
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MarcoPRT wrote:
"And the referee has been hit by what seemed to be an object thrown by a TV viewer"
This is awesome, and those from Juskowiak too.
isso, have you already seen that video in googlevideo with reporters of RTP?
nope. please give me the link |
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| Valverde17 |
Posted on 09-08-2007 00:12
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Steaua are through to the 3rd preliminary phase in Champions League after a win home 2-1 against Zaglebie Lublin . They are going to meet Bate Borisov in the 3rd round and we are practicly in the groups again |
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| issoisso |
Posted on 09-08-2007 00:14
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Valverde17 wrote:They are going to meet Bate Borisov in the 3rd round and we are practicly in the groups again
how lucky can you get in a draw? 
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