You know, I once thought I was an ostrich, as I could not fly, but I could run really, really, really fast, and flap my wings about a lot. I went and joined my fellow ostriches at the zoo. They were very pleased to see me, as they started running towards me, obviously to give me a hug. It was then that I met Dave. Dave works at the zoo, and I do not like Dave. Dave grabbed me and put me in his land rover. He yelled at me for a bit, asking me what I was doing, so I told him that I was meeting up with my fellow ostriches. He gave me a weird look. He told me ostrich's would peck me to death if they got hold of me. This means that I have been outcast by my ostrich family, probably because I've been fraternising with the humans for too long. I decided after that that I was not an ostrich, and am currently fairly sure I'm a moo cow. Or a cat.
You know, I once thought I was an ostrich, as I could not fly, but I could run really, really, really fast, and flap my wings about a lot. I went and joined my fellow ostriches at the zoo. They were very pleased to see me, as they started running towards me, obviously to give me a hug. It was then that I met Dave. Dave works at the zoo, and I do not like Dave. Dave grabbed me and put me in his land rover. He yelled at me for a bit, asking me what I was doing, so I told him that I was meeting up with my fellow ostriches. He gave me a weird look. He told me ostrich's would peck me to death if they got hold of me. This means that I have been outcast by my ostrich family, probably because I've been fraternising with the humans for too long. I decided after that that I was not an ostrich, and am currently fairly sure I'm a moo cow. Or a cat.
Anonymer wrote:
1. It's neither scary nor funny
2. You're not hilarous - get used to it and shut up
1. Your right after thinking about it for a while it isn't either, but when you make such a big deal about, I wonder how it does make you feel?
2. You obviously didn't get my sarcasm. You were telling me how funny I wasn't, so as a joke I said "I'm Hilarious". I guess the two smilies following that didn't do it for you, so I'm sorry I offended you, but stop taking things so personally.
Look I had fun with this until you took it all seriously. If you didn't deem it to be funny then don't post about it or maybe PM me saying I have a shit sense of humour (which I might).
PS If you want to respond to this Anonymer please do so in PM so we dont hi-jack this thread any longer.
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
roturn wrote:
Just why? Don`t like this unsportsmanlike things in sports.
Way to kill the stereotype that germans are too serious there, roturn
Who cares. He did it, it's funny. Stop thinking too much
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"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
Not what I meant. I just played football all my life and one of my team mates was like him. Always arrogant and trying things like this. It works in 1 of 20 cases and that can destroy the fun inside a team. Because of him we lost half of our players and the team is no longer now.
That`s what I meant. Of course when it`s working, it looks nice and funny.
