Café Pedro 2: Revenge of the Portuguese
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Posted on 28-12-2011 10:56
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Hey, hey, it's all right if you don't forget about David Veilleux. |
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Posted on 28-12-2011 14:31
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FreitasPCM wrote:
Hey, hey, it's all right if you don't forget about David Veilleux.
Who?
Spoiler Just kidding
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Posted on 30-12-2011 15:22
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So it's 8 am, I'm at the gym getting dressed to leave, and I realize...."shit....I forgot to bring pants"
I guarantee you have no idea where this story is going. Anyway. I put on gym shorts and prepare to go home to get pants before going to work.
When I swipe the card at the exit turnstyle, the hot girl at the desk sees something flash on her computer and gets all excited: "you just won a prize for coming here so often!".
At that point I face her, and in my most daterapey voice I say
"I hope it's pants....because I'm not wearing any"
I wish I took a picture of her face, so I could one day show it to my grandchildren and say "see kids, this is what 'I'm about to be raped aren't I?' looks like".
The preceding post is ISSO 9001 certified
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
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Posted on 30-12-2011 16:07
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Did she call 911 or whatever number it is in your country ?
And did you actually win pants ?
Unrelated now, but Jan Ullrich is my hero (again) : I must drop 9 kg to reach my August weight again, before the first races in April.
Edited by Aquarius on 30-12-2011 16:12
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kumazan |
Posted on 30-12-2011 17:15
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issoisso wrote:
I wish I took a picture of her face, so I could one day show it to my grandchildren and say "see kids, this is what 'I'm about to be raped aren't I?' looks like".
I guess this bit marks the different between porn movies and real life.
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Posted on 31-12-2011 18:31
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Preparing myself for the night Drank 6 Red Bulls so far, and expecting some more. Feel hyper now
Just waiting for the awards now and then off to be 'happy' with the girls trough the night, lol
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valverde321 |
Posted on 31-12-2011 18:40
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Alakagom wrote:
Preparing myself for the night Drank 6 Red Bulls so far, and expecting some more. Feel hyper now
Just waiting for the awards now and then off to be 'happy' with the girls trough the night, lol
I have to skip that part this year.
But I'll be gone for Hawaii then, so it might be worth it
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Posted on 22-11-2024 18:17
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Posted on 31-12-2011 19:30
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Steeling myself for this evening after getting up at 4 from only 3 hours sleep... gonna be rough tomorrow... I actually hate New Years... damn social obligations... enjoy 2012 y'all.
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Posted on 31-12-2011 22:16
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Never really celebrated New Years. Obviously, I'm up to watch the fireworks and all, but after that, I go straight to bed. |
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Posted on 01-01-2012 00:01
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Happy 2012 from me, my girlfriend and my iphone everyone
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Posted on 01-01-2012 04:43
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Okay guys, I'm gone. Not sure if I'll post in the next two weeks, but make sure to crack jokes about why were having the awards so early in the year
Edit: Whoa skills Alakagom
Edited by valverde321 on 01-01-2012 04:47
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kumazan |
Posted on 01-01-2012 12:07
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I love New Years in New Year's Eve, when I'm going out with my friends and all that. However, every 1st of January my hangover remembers me how much I actually hate this.
It's the same process every year.
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Posted on 01-01-2012 12:11
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That was shit. Threw up before I started drinking. Uuugh.
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Posted on 01-01-2012 12:12
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I guess you came too close to English beer
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Teddy The Creator |
Posted on 01-01-2012 12:17
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Was gonna have my first real exciting NYE, but my girlfriend was sick, and so I did my duties and we stayed in. Still, we had a really nice view of the fireworks, so it turned out all right, and, unlike most of my mates, no hangover!
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wackojackohighcliffe |
Posted on 01-01-2012 13:50
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felix_29 wrote:
I guess you came too close to English beer
Don't start - English Beer is fantastic. The lager available however...
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valverde321 |
Posted on 04-01-2012 02:29
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Just saw Christian Meier Hawaii is awesome!
Edit: not too sure if it was him anymore but I think it was
Edited by valverde321 on 08-01-2012 21:15
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Posted on 08-01-2012 12:40
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https://www.independent.co.uk/hei-fi/e...85203.html
If this goes on, we'll soon all be talking Danish, I guess
Also - when I looked for a video stream of the Australian Championship at SBS's website earlier today, I also stumbled upon something along the lines of "Re-watch the Killing Episode XX". It's a bit weird to see Danish tv-series going international.
Edited by CrueTrue on 08-01-2012 12:40
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Posted on 09-01-2012 03:30
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My hockey team won 9-2 today. I scored 4 goals and added an assist. Best game for me in a long time. Just thought I'd share.
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Posted on 09-01-2012 03:41
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CrueTrue wrote:
https://www.independent.co.uk/hei-fi/e...85203.html
If this goes on, we'll soon all be talking Danish, I guess
Also - when I looked for a video stream of the Australian Championship at SBS's website earlier today, I also stumbled upon something along the lines of "Re-watch the Killing Episode XX". It's a bit weird to see Danish tv-series going international.
Just because popping up randomly and being in ass seems consistent with what you'd expect of my post-regular member persona, it's probably worth noting Mike that The Killing is also an American TV show. If that's all you saw on the subject, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the American product... |
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