According to sources close to RDG headquarters, Matt Booth is close to a breakthrough year. Rumours flying abound of treason, drugs, bribery and a too tight skin suit have resulted in the following press release being given by spokesperson R.D.Grimblefood on behalf of RDG Corporated (the company who runs the races).
"With regards to Matt Booth, we are looking into his treason, and will not stop at execution if found to be guilty. However, on the rumours of drugs, we know those to be nonsensical as drugs do not exist until next season. But by then, we'll have long forgotten to check for them.
Bribery is at the very limits of our legal reach. Sure, we accept bribes, but we don't act on them. See, we even let Marc Nonsense win a race. Shows just how mean we are to Mr Booth."
Nonsense is having no Nonsense on the RDG Rankings.
As we have recently seen. Marc Nonsense took victory in the first stage race of the RDG season. He took it in dominating style, winning the first stage. Highly placed on the second and finishing safely and well in the TT. From this Marc Nonsense has flourished in the overall RDG stages. He now stand a fair distance ahead of Matthew Smith who took second overall and a stage in the Crit' Int'
The crit series is a fantstic idea, and it was great to watch once I'd packed but the not knowing where to go, where a crah was, that was infuriating. It was partly that and partly my previous crash that were the reasons for packing.
