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[EPIC 14] LAMPRE MERIDA HQ
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| Ollfardh |
Posted on 01-03-2015 17:15
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Not sure what to think of this 
Changed my sig, this was getting absurd.
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Posted on 22-11-2024 03:50
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 01-03-2015 17:58
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These write ups from Richard Plant are just awesome |
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 02-03-2015 09:10
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 TOUR OF OMAN
STAGE 1
Daniele Pietropolli in the break
Roberto Ferrari grabs a fine 4th place at the finish
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| Smowz |
Posted on 28-03-2015 09:51
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#Diary entry number 6 - Richard Plant - heir to the British cycling throne
Richard Plant - Time to don my combat gear - goddamn pink!
It seems as if I have join a band of damn comedy mummers - this is surely the best way of describing the impossibly bad results of the Lampre platoon. The teams costume is one of a buggering stageplay artist and the teams play out their combat in such a farcical way, you can only describe it as they must be taking the absolute piss.
Fortnately the team boss after listening to the whispers of that infamous wench the grand Olifardhina, has finally called me up to give his company such much needed bite. I must admit whilst I have not been engaging in the back-door shenanigans of some of my less than straight shooting team-mates - my mojo is on a real high and I suspect in some months time there will be several anglo-Italian plantangenet bastards bursting out into the world. This increase in mojo is said to be good for the cyclist and I tend to agree I feel like I am sailing into the breeze much faster - I lust for competition as I do the embrace of some Italian housewife.
If one thing has been taught to me out here is that the tifosi are madly waiting for a new hero and perhaps despite my proud British heritage I can be that hero they can put on a pedastal. Of course I am not expecting to set the world alight yet - I am just looking to fly under the radar as a small town hero. Take control of a small fiefdom with my prestige from some prizes gained in battle. I am anticipating a run on the Catalan regions is Hispania - there should be some Moorish and Latin type riders to tip my lance too I look forward top bloodying my sword. I needs to splash some blood of my competition over this goddamn pink outfit - I just look ridiculous.
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 28-03-2015 17:59
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Another great write up  , lets hope your Mojo can bring in the results we so desperately need |
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 03-04-2015 00:51
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Italian Roberto Ferrari has won stages 1 and 2 of the Volta ao Algarve continuing his recent good form for the team.
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| Smowz |
Posted on 19-04-2015 13:40
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#Diary entry number 7 - Richard Plant - heir to the British cycling throne
Richard Plant - Glorious battle, I plant my sword into the fray
My long wait has at last ended and my battlelust was finally quenched at the Tournament in honour of the legendary knight Miguel Indurain.
I met the man himself the night before and whilst I do not understand his tongue I paid my respects and homage to him, though sadly it seems as if his best days are well and truly behind him. He controls the North Catalan region of Pomplena as he was said to fight in battle in an unassuming controlling way. His was the art of defence, he would wear the opposition out before impressing in a lone test against the clock whereby he could show his horsemanship and ride alone faster than anyone else. Sounds like a bit of a ponce if you ask me - I need the blood and sweat of men falling by the sword around me.
The team sent out to raid in Catalan was a distinctly motley crew - his honour sutty decided not to make the trip from his whorehouse in Tuscany. He would be to busy getting fat and wetting his whistle on the many maids - it is said once again the grand olfardhina was to make a visit. My lord always fasts himself for some days beforehand to ready himself. It is a shame as he could have vistited another well known maid Atlantiata whose residence is oh so close to the tournament. Atlantiata is said to enjoy the company of rebels perhaps she may find me a favourable sort.
We had inctructions given too us before the start of the day - I paid little or no attention. Something about working for one of the wizards - thankfully that utter insane wierdo Cardenas was not here to follow my ass. But it was the one known as Serp-ha, this guy I think was once a wizard of some potential but now I am not sure he has much magical about him. Besides there was no way I was going to sit around and work for such a weak fighter. I went from the gun and joined the early pace setters.
I was easily the better of these fools but credit to them they were game as anything. But after many miles riding together we were joined by the real knights of combat. Wizard Henao and Knight Valverde joined us - the cowards had been hiding under their teammates dresses for much of the race and of course had more energy in the final. I rolled over in 6th and recieved some nice booty for my efforts. I knew I had been the rider of the day, and indeed I would enjoy the best of the Basque beauties after the race with the generous Izagirre indroducing me to his sisters who had quite the stamina.
I have taken my cut of the stash and rode out back to home ahead of my idiot teammates who will go pennyless. I will be giving a cut to me liege and he can share it out with them as he sees fit. I will be instucting my lord to get rid of the convict Bobridge immedietely he turned up to the startline far from fresh and had clearly been on the sauce since setting off from Tuscany.
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 19-04-2015 16:48
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Another CLASSIC entry into the diary
Smowz wrote :
his honour sutty decided not to make the trip from his whorehouse in Tuscany. He would be to busy getting fat and wetting his whistle on the many maids
Totally Great made me laugh my arse off |
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| Ollfardh |
Posted on 19-05-2015 13:59
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Your races for part 2:
AGR
Trentino
LBL
Turkey
Finanzplatz
Dunkerque
Giro
California
Norway
Bayern
Belgie
Kanton
Suisse
Changed my sig, this was getting absurd.
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 19-05-2015 16:27
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Yay, Bring on the Giro  |
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 13-07-2015 00:14
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 AMSTEL GOLD RACE
The first outing for the guys in part 2 and not the result we were hoping for but hopefully things should get better (fingers crossed)
41st - Diego Ulissi
51st - Filippo Pozzato
75th - Arda Akdenis
113th - Jose Serpa
120th - Daniel Teklehiamanot
132nd - Davide Mucelli
167th - Jack Bobridge
184th - Robert Wagner |
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| sutty68 |
Posted on 01-08-2015 16:14
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 GIRO DEL TRENTINO
8th-Michele Scarponi
15th - Diego Ulissi
85th - Luca Dodi
94th - Matteo Bono
104th - Luca Wackerman
107th - David Mucelli |
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