Make sure to read this while listening to the Benny Hill theme
Two Germans needed hospital treatment after they fought a pitched battle in a supermarket with salamis used as clubs and a chunk of Parmesan cheese brandished like a dagger.
The fight took place in the western city of Aachen when a 74-year-old man and a 35-year-old woman both laid claim to a shopping trolley on Saturday.
As the pensioner wrestled the cart from the hands of his rival, her 24-year-old brother stepped forward and floored him with a punch.
Together with their 53-year-old mother, the brother and sister then took the trolley into the supermarket. But the OAP came round and followed them to the cheese counter.
He clubbed the younger man with a salami as his mother tried to fend him off with a sharp 4lbs piece of Parmesan.
The pensioner then pushed the woman down on to a glass countertop on which she cracked her head.
Police arrived to break up the melee. Two of those involved were treated in hospital for minor injuries.
The trolley was undamaged.
A police spokesman said a sudden rush of shoppers on the last-but-one Saturday before Christmas had depleted the supermarket's trolley reserves and "raised tensions" between the would-be customers.
Because I'm once again drunk, I feel the right to post my love on this forum here, in the most pointless thread ever possibly created. Posting my love is, however, vastly different from Isso stating his love for men. And their "parts". Yes, I was as disturbed as the rest of you over that ol' statement. But the truth must be spread, spread as virilantly as an STI. Oh yes.
okay, that just confirmed my suspicion, its time for bed. When the Brits are stumbling back to their computers drunk, and posting that they love everyone here is a non-platonic way, that is when you know that is getting late enough on the East Coast of the US to call it a night.
Buenas Noche, Senor (sorry for not having the enne, I'm to tired to make it)
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
I'd argue that if it went in his eye, the one thing he didn't do was suck it.
The preceding post is ISSO 9001 certified
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
It's an LCD. Meaning the "burn" goes away after a few weeks. Meaning GET THAT TV IF YOU LIVE NEAR THE GUY
The preceding post is ISSO 9001 certified
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
I recently had a debate about whether this is a good song or not. I'm posting it here because I think its the sort of song that if you don't like it then it classifies as an epic fail:
