The Republic of Kazakhstan in Central Asia is in the process of building the world’s first alien embassy according to some local media reports. If these reports are to be believed, the authorities have already allocated a large plot of land in the city of Almaty for this ambitious project. Facilities to be built within the complex will include a guesthouse, theatre and translation service. A purpose built UFO landing pad and checkpoint will be attached to the embassy.
Kazakhstan’s government believes open contact with aliens is imminent and by being the first nation to specifically create such facilities they are convinced they will reap enormous financial and economic rewards. The Kazakhstan Government also see this as a chance to demonstrate their nations forward thinking policies.
Currently it is generally accepted that aliens are making use of an underwater UFO base in the Caspian Sea which Kazakhstan borders. Fuad Gasimov, the head of neighbouring Azerbaijan’s national Aerospace Agency has confirmed this to be the case and has gone on record stating the old USSR constantly monitored alien spaceships regularly entering the water but kept this a military secret. Gasimov himself was involved in this secret monitoring of UFOs when a department heat at the USSR’s science academy.
In addition to this, numerous UFO sightings occur in Kazakhstan where it is believed aliens take an interest in their massive natural resources. As recently as last year a UFO was reported as having crashed into a river in Kazakhstan.
The head of Kazakhstan’s space agency, Talgat Musabayev, is said to be heavily involved in the embassy project. Musabayev is an ex-cosmonaut who has spent many hours in space and is an ex-colleague of Gasimov. It is believed that he possesses a large amount of information on the aliens currently visiting earth.
Kazakhstan’s acceptance of the reality of alien visitors to earth has won it the admiration of many ufologists, especially those in the west, who wonder when their countries will follow this example.
Does this explain astana?
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Thor wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Two hours later: My apologies on the pockets tweets !
Im happy to know that washed up superstars are still humans like the rest of us.
MC Hammer can't make mistakes he's overhuman, surely some stupid kid has stolen his phone and has bombed his twitter with what looks like pocket messeges.
BenBarnes wrote:
Thor wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
"We all know that wasn't the real footage of the Worlds anyway. That was just the staged footage to perpetuate the coverup that it was actually Vinokourov that won the race."
Wlel. You can all see this wheb you look at the dowlaod section at this site. It might just be the tuime fo the dat thad's talking, thoudgh. *points at forum standard tien*
I haven't seen it yet, but since everyone's been telling me to...
I have now watched pretty much all clips of Jeff Dunham on YouTube, and I must say that it's one of the funniest things I have ever seen. He's really, really funny. His DVD's are now on my wish list
he's pretty funny yeah
but he still can't come close to Adam Ferrara, Jim Gaffigan, or the man himself...robin williams
27th of August 2008
issoisso wrote:
Waghlon wrote:
Jeff Dunham? Thats a pretty white name. Yet strangely familiar for some reason.
I don't get it why ppl still find it hilarious when watching it for the 100th time when it isn't that funny at all. A while ago they had his whole show broadcasted on Comedy Central and several friends were like 'yea you should go watch it', well after 10 mins I stopped watching and decided to watch 2nd division football which I found way more exciting.
Edited by JustinWK on 08-05-2009 07:04
Dwight K. Schrute: 'I'm not a hero. Im just a mere defender of the office. You know who is a hero? Hiro from Heroes. That's a hero. And Bono'.
