Caught up with the last few reports, they were a good laugh.
baseballlover312, 06-03-14 : "Nuke Moscow...Don't worry Russia, we've got plenty of love to go around your cities"
Sarah Palin, 08-03-14 (CPAC, on Russian aggression) : "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke"
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Welcome to the last stage at the bottom of the earth in down under.
Tis stage is the Adelaide criterium. Here we definately get a good chance as it's a race specifically made for the sprinters.
As usual the lesser gods try to breakaway. There wasn't any guy of pcm daily in BOTD.
And then the bunch sprint started again and Tyler made it again. So the team booked a 4 on 6. Tyler took already the third of his season.
Unfortunately he couldn't manage to climb on the podium. Tyler won the points jersey and Peter the polka dot jersey. Javier Jaxi was the best guy of pcm daily in Australia. He became second in the GC
We're back from Australia I'm now waiting for Tyler. Normally we start training for the Omloop het Nieuwsblad.
ding dong
Me: Hey Tyler, how are you? Tyler: I'm fine thanks. Me: Come in Tyler: For sure I come in. It's only three degrees. Me: Tyler, I must tell you something. Tyler: What Me: I met a girl on Facebook. She's really beautiful. She has a bit the same looks a Lien Van de kelder. Tyler: Who the fuck is Lien van de Kelder. Me: It's the girl with the black hair in Zone Stad(Belgian TV serie) Tyler: Ah you mean Fien Me: No in real life she's named Lien(for the guys who don't know who is Lien van de kelder I added a picture) Tyler: Wow that girl must be beautiful. Me: Oh yeah she has 2 really nice BOEMs. Tyler: What the fuck are BOEMs. Euh... you don't need to say I already know what you are saying.
after some time
Tyler: Can I go to the Toilet. Me: duh Of course you can.
When Tyler is on the toilet, when suddenly his phone rang.
Tyler:Come on Nicola answer my phone
Me: Hello with Nicola Boem. Manu: Hey I'm Manu Breers founder of Tomorrowland and president of the Belgian Lampre - T-Mobile fanclub Me: What's tomorrowland Manu/ It's a world famous festival. The only musicians are dj's. Me: Is it a big festival Manu: Yeah I already said it's world famous. We have dj's like David Guetta, Armin Van Buuren, Knife Party, Avicii Me: wow I'm a big fan. But why do you call Tyler. Manu: We want to excange two of our VIP tickets of Tomorrowland for a VIP pass during the tour of Flanders. Me: YEAH that should be fine. See you later Manu: See you
Tyler is still on the toilet
Me: (singing) Oh oh sometimes I get a good feeling yeah
And a feeling that I never,
never, never, never had before, no no
I get a good feeling, yeah Tyler: Stop shouting you hurt my ears. Me: ok I play the music on youtube
Matthias Kessler
Damiano Cunego
Andrey Amador
