Okay, so there is a hilarious columnist for ESPN.com named Bill Simmons (I recommend that you read him) who was making fun of Andy Reid, Brad Childress, Herm Edwards, and Romero Crenel (all current or former NFL coaches). Some guy turned it into a video, its hilarious, here it is:
A Cyclist from Sacramento California was being searched by local police and was found to have Vicodin hidden in the crack of his ass.
A policeman had originally stopped Lance Brewer Jr. at around 6 p.m. Wednesday near the intersection of Zurlo Way and Bridgecross Drive for not having a light on his bicycle.
The cop then found Brewer to be in possession of 10 Vicodin pills that had not been prescribed to him, police said.
Brewer was taken to jail and underwent a strip search. At that time, police found an additional 10 Vicodin pills hidden in Brewer’s ass crack, investigators said.
After the discovery of the Vicodin in his butt crack, Brewer was booked on suspicion of unlawful possession of a controlled substance and bringing drugs into jail.
A Cyclist from Sacramento California was being searched by local police and was found to have Vicodin hidden in the crack of his ass.
A policeman had originally stopped Lance Brewer Jr. at around 6 p.m. Wednesday near the intersection of Zurlo Way and Bridgecross Drive for not having a light on his bicycle.
The cop then found Brewer to be in possession of 10 Vicodin pills that had not been prescribed to him, police said.
Brewer was taken to jail and underwent a strip search. At that time, police found an additional 10 Vicodin pills hidden in Brewer’s ass crack, investigators said.
After the discovery of the Vicodin in his butt crack, Brewer was booked on suspicion of unlawful possession of a controlled substance and bringing drugs into jail.
Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide.
He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose
around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock.
He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol.
The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged
out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.