It's an old one, but it still makes me laugh.
The old story goes that a Palestinian representative was preparing to address the UN.
"Before I start my intervention, I'd like to tell you something about Moses. When he broke the rock and flooded all with water he thought "what a great chance to take a bath!. He took off all his clothes, put them beside the rock and went in the water. When he came out, all his clothes had been stolen by an Israeli".
The israeli representative yelled out "What are you saying? The israelis weren't even there at the time!"
To which the Palestinian representative smiled and said: "Now that that's settled, I'd like to start my speech"
schleck93 wrote:
I thought things like only were posible in the US
See, your country is flawed too
Macquet wrote:
"We all know that wasn't the real footage of the Worlds anyway. That was just the staged footage to perpetuate the coverup that it was actually Vinokourov that won the race."
It should be said it was swedish monopoly money which does kinda resemble actual swedish currency. Or something... Im just using it as an excuse to vaguely insult the swedish.
