A rather funny topic
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Posted on 16-12-2008 23:32
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I got a joke the other day. It was labeled the "terriost song" exactly how it was not my typing error .
A little bit of Achmed up the door
A little bit of Sanji on the floor
A little bit of Abdula in the hall
Oh course is sung in the Mumbo 5 beat. I found it a little odd. And i didnt really know what to make of it.
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Posted on 17-12-2008 00:47
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Have you ever listened to achmed achmed the dead terrorist?
Macquet wrote:
"We all know that wasn't the real footage of the Worlds anyway. That was just the staged footage to perpetuate the coverup that it was actually Vinokourov that won the race."
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Posted on 17-12-2008 00:53
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Yes, I have.
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"me! I KILL YOU!"
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Posted on 17-12-2008 00:55
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rjc_43 wrote:
Yes, I have.
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"me! I KILL YOU!"
Jeff Dunham's special where Ahmed first appeared was on Comedy Central sunday night
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Posted on 17-12-2008 03:27
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*jingle bombs jingle bombs, bomb bomb bomb all the way, now where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?*
Macquet wrote:
"We all know that wasn't the real footage of the Worlds anyway. That was just the staged footage to perpetuate the coverup that it was actually Vinokourov that won the race."
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Posted on 18-12-2008 14:07
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Some of the people in my class had to perform something about a self-chosen topic.
One person chose Denmark.
"Why do we Norwegians travel to Denmark?
It's like Norway, but flatter, and the trees aren't straight.
And the only fun things there, (that you can't do in Norway) is the amusement parks. And the staff there are rude and we don't understand a f*cking thing they say! It's like the Danes throw up the words! [gives an example]. "
That was hilarious! But he didn't want me to have his script to post here... =/
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Posted on 18-12-2008 16:11
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Don't forget that norwegians travel to Denmark to buy meat
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Posted on 18-12-2008 16:13
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Not everyone. My family goes to Sweden for meat.
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Posted on 18-12-2008 16:16
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The ones in southern Norway with ships to Denmark go to Denmark
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Posted on 18-12-2008 16:20
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Not everyone. My family lives just north of Kristiansand. We travel to Sweden to buy meat. The only things we buy in Denmark are "danske-pølse" and alcohol.
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Posted on 18-12-2008 16:23
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Thats a long trip to sweden.
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Posted on 18-12-2008 18:14
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VIDEO
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Posted on 18-12-2008 18:18
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hahaha
BTW, is it important to shave the legs?
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Posted on 18-12-2008 18:19
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LOL Alex
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Posted on 18-12-2008 18:19
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Yeah first time he could't took over that group of cyclists but after he shaved his legs he was faster than ever
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Posted on 18-12-2008 18:21
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Dessel wrote:
hahaha
BTW,
is it important to shave the legs?
In real life it has no impact on your performance, but it's because of massage that they get afterwards but you properbly already knew that.
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Posted on 18-12-2008 18:42
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The potential for infection for road rash on your legs is greatly increased when you have hair on your legs.
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Posted on 18-12-2008 18:47
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schleck93 wrote:
Thats a long trip to sweden.
Not really. We go there after visiting my grandma in Oslo. And we visit my mom's aunt in Göteborg/Gøteborg.
The clip alexkr00 posted is from "You, me and Dupree". It's a romantic comedy. Not bad, actually. Well, I watched it around 4 in the morning.
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Posted on 18-12-2008 19:42
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Levi4life wrote:
The potential for infection for road rash on your legs is greatly increased when you have hair on your legs.
Didn't know that. And Christer then it makes more sense to me as you already is in sweden
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Posted on 18-12-2008 20:09
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What is a unbelievable event?
A Lada owner with a speeding ticket
Edited by E_Hagen on 20-12-2008 11:30