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This is a very good story
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| Waghlon |
Posted on 27-04-2009 18:57
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Waghlon's Totally Awesome Story About A Japanese Cycling Team - Sponsored By Everything Thats Wrong (and yet awesome) About Japan
Many thanks go out to Schleck93 for replacing the national team of Canada with Japan (IN YOUR FACE SVEIN TUFT!) and replacing the Austrian championships (IN YOUR FACE PFANNBERGER!) with Japanese ones.
So we need a team right. How about the two-star Aisan Racing Team. Filled with around eight or nine japanese guys. Only one of them is good.
Oh and before we continue, this is text-only. Because doing this whole screenshot... Man, that's just too much work for some. Not that i expect you silly gaijins to understand that...
So a team presentation? Nah, that would be the next post. You know, when i actually write that. Which i might just do tonight.
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| schleck93 |
Posted on 27-04-2009 18:59
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OMG IT'S HERE... I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN I WANT TO HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH ON MY CHEEST!
was that good enough?
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| E_Hagen |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:01
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The so-called comedian strikes again. Oh lord  |
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| Waghlon |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:02
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The so-called comedian strikes back with a not so funny comment. Oh alexis
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| Wiggo |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:10
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Are you trying to get calling yourself lord past us there Wahhy? |
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| E_Hagen |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:10
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The so-called Joe the plumber strikes back with a not so funny reply. Oh Waghlon |
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| Deadpool |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:12
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Oh god no  |
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| Wiggo |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:12
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The so called alexis annoys the hell out of us all. Oh Alexis
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| doddy13 |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:12
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do we get a screenshot as a special treat every so often?
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| Waghlon |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:12
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Yeah anyway, all three of you shush.
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| JustinWK |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:15
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This is a very good story.
Dwight K. Schrute: 'I'm not a hero. Im just a mere defender of the office. You know who is a hero? Hiro from Heroes. That's a hero. And Bono'.
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| doddy13 |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:17
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JustinWK wrote:
This is a very good story.
my favouite.
I beleive in Waghlon... and Japan
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| alexkr00 |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:17
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oh oh.
This is a very good story.
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| Waghlon |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:30
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A Very Good Team Presentation - Sponsored By The Love Hina Books
Lets have some goals first shall we?
They are flat. That's all thats worth mentioning.
Now the riders. Lets just mention the three best ones:
Taiji Nishitani: 70 FL, rubbish anything in between and 75 SP and 72 ACC - He's a sprinter you might guess
Kazushiro Mori: 70 hill, and thats all she wrote. Oh, and high 60's sprint and acceleration. Rather crappy dont ya think?
Mitsushiro Matsumura: Apart from having the best name of any rider ever, he's 23 years old and got 68 SP and 70 ACC. Meaning he might just be able to sprint.
The rest is rubbish...
And then... Actually screw this, we need to hire some hakujins (white people). What can we do with 3033 euro's of wage budget? Well we can fire one (im sorry Takumi Beppu) and hire two talented europeans:
Damina Caruso, 21 year old italian. Im sure you know, a bit of sprinting, a bit of hillying and a bit of just being plain good.
Jesus Ramirez, 29 year old spaniard. 70 MO, 72 hill, 76 ACC and stats regarding his physical condition that doenst suck.
And then we get three secondary sponsors. Totally a whooping 70.000 euros a month. Hell thats more than our dear main sponsor gives us.
And then (cant go wrong of that word) we will go to Tour of Wellington and kick... umm... I dont know, ill find some japanese word here.
Yes, this is a very good story already.
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| alexkr00 |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:35
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the riders aren't so good as the story.
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| E_Hagen |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:37
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The challenge you have taken is nearly as impossible as reading this:
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| schleck93 |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:46
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hakujins? Here I though you went hentai style *SIGH* and thanks for honoring me... oh and take the Svein Tuft!
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| CrueTrue |
Posted on 27-04-2009 19:55
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Alexis, stay out of the thread, please. |
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| JustinWK |
Posted on 27-04-2009 21:16
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Thats a very good team presentation waghlon.
Dwight K. Schrute: 'I'm not a hero. Im just a mere defender of the office. You know who is a hero? Hiro from Heroes. That's a hero. And Bono'.
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| Christer |
Posted on 27-04-2009 21:30
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The Pie has good Engrish! =D This looks promising.
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