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Some jokes about PCM 08 made by me *MORE JOKES ADDED* as of 30/04/2008
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| E_Hagen |
Posted on 10-04-2008 07:52
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1. The game will feature Mads Kaggestad at the cover and he will (not) surprising have the embarassing skill of 50 in all.
2. The game will include the option that riders can be done to cows, horses, pigs or similar.
3. Riders will be asking you if they can dope. You can then report this to UCI and WADA.
4. A race including 30 sections of gravel road with horse faeces on will be included.
5. You can simoultaniously see riders setting doping syringes under races.
6. Queen song "Bicycle Race" will be featured in the game, although it is in a rap remix version performed by Mads Kaggestad.
7. The game comes with a 1980 database with all riders as babies with different versions of the name "Baby Mads Kaggestad"
8. When racing, planes can crash in the peloton, trucks can hit the riders, trains can hit the riders and all this leads to death of riders.
9. You can send riders to school to get a bigger brain about cycling.
10. In every career you play, it is a button saying "Kill C. Pinget". If you press it, the UCI, WADA, Cyanide and funeral agents will knock on your door in 15 minutes.
11. You can send a pre-filled E-Mail to Cyanide about how fourious you are because your beta test apply got refused.
12. Team Type 1 riders will be setting syringes during the race.
More PCM comedy to come!
Edited by E_Hagen on 30-04-2008 09:53
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| CrueTrue |
Posted on 10-04-2008 08:56
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Yay, that's ... funny ...  |
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| ruben |
Posted on 10-04-2008 09:32
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indeed, hilarious. |
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| YtimK |
Posted on 10-04-2008 09:33
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that made my day |
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| Crommy |
Posted on 10-04-2008 09:56
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That was so funny, I almost laughed - then I actually read it
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| Smoothie |
Posted on 10-04-2008 10:01
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Agreed, Hehe |
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| Kristoffer |
Posted on 10-04-2008 10:29
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reading this is the most wast i time i've ever done.. |
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| Ad Bot |
Posted on 30-12-2024 18:49
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| rodda |
Posted on 10-04-2008 11:48
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*sarcasm*
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| stuartmcstuart |
Posted on 10-04-2008 12:33
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where were the jokes? |
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| p3druh |
Posted on 10-04-2008 13:34
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Don't quit your job 
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| Addy291 |
Posted on 10-04-2008 16:22
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The best comedy I have heard in my life.
YORKSHIRE BORN, YORKSHIRE BRED... |
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| Takitdown |
Posted on 10-04-2008 16:29
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CWOT |
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| chuckie |
Posted on 10-04-2008 16:37
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| t-baum |
Posted on 10-04-2008 16:42
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Booo
Macquet wrote:
"We all know that wasn't the real footage of the Worlds anyway. That was just the staged footage to perpetuate the coverup that it was actually Vinokourov that won the race." |
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| Tommeke |
Posted on 10-04-2008 17:02
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hahahahhahahahahaha, du luuuutscher
Edited by Tommeke on 10-04-2008 17:02
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| MarcoPRT |
Posted on 10-04-2008 17:03
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What the..?
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| Waghlon |
Posted on 10-04-2008 17:06
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No. Just no.
THE THOMAS VOECKLER PROPHET OF PCM DAILY
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| boycie001 |
Posted on 10-04-2008 18:32
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... :/ ... *tumbleweed* |
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| Deadpool |
Posted on 10-04-2008 19:01
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I must say that I have heard better jokes from Ebenezer Scrooge, and he wasn't much of a joker |
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| CrueTrue |
Posted on 10-04-2008 19:10
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At least the upcoming jokes can only be better  |
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