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| Levi4life |
Posted on 20-03-2011 22:26
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After a dismal season, an exodus of sponsors and influx of new backers, California Giant Berry Farms presented by Specialized is looking with optimism at the future.
Given the amount of climbing talent on the team, a leader is all Cal Giant needs to step up the stage racing aspect of our game. To this end, Ruben Plaza, Janez Brajkovic, Vincenzo Nibali, Martijn Keizer and a slurry of free agents will recieve a premium for their services should they chose Cal Giant for the season.
Specialized would like for the team to hire on a TT specialist or two. The aging but evergreen David Zabriskie would fill this gap quite nicely if he could be tempted away from his long time home at Wikipedia. If Zabriskie is unavailable, then there are German, Dutch, Belgian and Aussie options to entertain.
The team will remain small, and our focus will remain on quality over quantity. The wage offers for each rider will be carefully scrutinized. Greedy riders (Brea) will find themselves in free agency faster than the team manager to chocolate.
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 27-03-2011 18:35
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A new DS has twattered from Mercedes follow car in Philadelphia:
@dssheen: T Toll and 7 gram rocks. #winning.
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| wackojackohighcliffe |
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Posted on 01-04-2011 18:33
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Team Goals for 2012:
1. top 5 overall team standings Completed
2. win: Presidential Tour of Turkey Completed
3. top 5: Bayern Rundfahrt Completed
4. top 5: America Tour Standings Completed
5. 10 stage wins in the season 8/10=Failed
Target Races: Tour of Colorado, Tour de San Luis, Tour de Beauce, Tour de Langkawi, Tour de Boland
Also, in addition to Taylor Tolleson's triumph at US pro championships, Bernardo Colex defended his Mexican national time trial title.
Wins:
Herald Sun Tour Overall Kristjan Koren
Herald Sun Tour Team
Circuit Franco-Belge KoM Luis Pasamontes
Volta a Portugal u25 Ryan Eastman
Giro del Trentino Stage 2 Peter Stetina
Vuelta a Mallorca Overall Samuel Sanchez
Vuelta a Mallorca Stage 3 Samuel Sanchez
Le Tour de Langkawi u25 Peter Stetina
Vuelta a Castilla y Leon Stage 2 JJ Haedo
Vuelta a Castilla y Leon u25 Ryan Eastman
Tour of Turkey Overall Tom Zirbel
Vuelta a Burgos u25 Peter Stetina
Tour of Turkey Team
Tour of the Czech Republic KOM Taylor Tolleson
Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 8 Taylor Tolleson
Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 9 Taylor Tolleson
Vuelta a Guatemala u25 Peter Stetina
Giro del Capo Stage 1 Pieter Ghyllebert
Ras de Cymru Stage 5 Taylor Tolleson
Tour of Colorado Stage 6 Benoit Sinner
Second Place:
Herald Sun Tour Stage 5 Kristjan Koren
Tour of Britain Stage 6 Luis Pasamontes
Tour of Colorado Team
Volta a Portugal Stage 5 Ryan Eastman
Tour du Limousin Overall Kristjan Koren
Post Danmark Rundt Overall Kristjan Koren
Post Danmark Rundt Stage 5 Kristjan Koren
Tour of Slovenia u25 Peter Stetina
Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 3 Bernardo Colex
Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 1 Benoit Sinner
Bayern Rundfhart Team
Tour of the Czech Republic Stage 1 JJ Haedo
Tour of Turkey Stage 4 Tom Zirbel
Tour of Turkey Stage 3 Samuel Sanchez
Corsica International u25 Ryan Eastman
Vuelta a Mallorca Stage 4 Samuel Sanchez
Vuelta al Tachira Stage 5 Benoit Sinner
Vuelta al Tachira Stage 9 Thomas Peterson
Tour de San Luis Stage 1 JJ Haedo
Tour de San Luis Stage 3 JJ Haedo
Tour de San Luis Stage 7 JJ Haedo
Tour de San Luis u25 Ryan Eastman
Tour de San Luis Team Competition
Tour de Boland Stage 4 Samuel Sanchez
Tour de Boland KOM Ben Jacques-Maynes
Vuelta a Castilla y Leon Points JJ Haedo
Tour du Limousin Stage 2 Kristjan Koren
Vuelta a Burgos Stage 4 Kiel Reijnen
Tour of Colorado Stage 4 Thomas Peterson
Tour of Colorado u25 Peter Stetina
Third Place:
Tour of Britain KoM Pieter Ghyllebert
Vuelta a Burgos Stage 3 TTT
Tour du Limousin Points Kristjan Koren
Tour du Limousin Stage 4 Kristjan Koren
Tour du Limousin Stage 3 Kristjan Koren
Tour du Limousin Stage 1 Kristjan Koren
Ras de Cymru Team
Tour of Slovenia Team
Tour of Slovenia u25 Tyler Brandt
Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 4 Benoit Sinner
Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 2 Benoit Sinner
Tour of the Czech Republic Stage 2 JJ Haedo
Tour of Turkey Stage 5 Samuel Sanchez
Vuelta a Mallorca Points Samuel Sanchez
Vuelta al Tachira Stage 4 Ryan Eastman
Vuelta al Tachira Stage 11 Tyler Brandt
Tour de San Luis Points JJ Haedo
Tour de San Luis Stage KOM Arnold Jeannesson
Vuelta al Tachira u25 Ryan Eastman
Le Tour de Langkawi Team
Tour de Boland Stage 3 Samuel Sanchez
Tour de Boland Overall Samuel Sanchez
Tour de Boland Points Samuel Sanchez
Vuelta a Castilla y Leon Stage 1 JJ Haedo
Vuelta a Castilla y Leon u25 Tyler Brandt
Tour of the Czech Republic Overall Kristjan Koren
Tour of the Czech Republic Points JJ Haedo
Bayern Rundfhart Stage 2 Ben Jacques-Maynes
Bayern Rundfhart Overall Tom Zirbel
Vuelta a Guatemala Points Taylor Tolleson
Ras de Cymru Stage 5 Kristjan Koren
Tour de Pologne Stage 4 Pieter Ghyllebert
Tour of Colorado Overall Thomas Peterson
Tour of Colorado KOM Thomas Peterson
Other Top 10's
4th Tour of Colorado Stage 4 Tyler Brandt
4th Volta a Portugal Overall Ryan Eastman
4th Tour du Limousin Team
4th Corsica International u25 Tyler Brandt
4th Corsica International Stage 1 Ryan Eastman
4th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 6 Arnold Jeannesson
4th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 3 Benoit Sinner
4th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 2 Benoit Sinner
4th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 8 Tyler Brandt
4th Tour of Colorado u25 Tyler Brandt
4th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 10 Benoit Sinner
4th Tour de San Luis u25 Peter Stetina
4th Volta a Portugal u25 Tyler Brandt
4th Tour de San Luis KOM Tyler Brandt
4th Overall Volta ao Algarve Kristjan Koren
4th Tour de Boland Stage 1 JJ Haedo
4th Tour of Colorado Stage 7 Peter Stetina
4th Le Tour de Langkawi Stage 9 Ben King
4th Tour of Colorado Points Thomas Peterson
4th Tour of the Czech Republic Stage 5 Kristjan Koren
4th Post Danmark Rundt Stage 4 JJ Haedo
4th Tour of Colorado Stage 2 Tyler Brandt
5th Circuit Franco-Belge Stage 4 JJ Haedo
5th Tour of Colorado Stage 5 Thomas Peterson
5th Volta a Portugal Team
5th Post Danmark Rundt KOM Pieter Ghyllebert
5th Ras de Cymru Stage 5 JJ Haedo
5th Giro del Capo Stage 6 Tyler Brandt
5th Giro del Capo Stage 5 Samuel Sanchez
5th Vuelta a Guatemala u25 Alex Howes
5th Vuelta a Guatemala Overall Thomas Peterson
5th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 3 Peter Stetina
5th Bayern Rundfhart Stage 1 Tom Zirbel
5th Tour of the Battenkill Ben Jacques Maynes
5th Vuelta a Castilla y Leon Stage 4 Kristjan Koren
5th Overall Corsica International Ryan Eastman
5th Corsica International Stage 3 Kristjan Koren
5th Corsica International Stage 2 JJ Haedo
5th Overall Le Tour de Langkawi Peter Stetina
5th Vuelta al Tachira u25 Tyler Brandt
5th Vuelta al Tachira Team Competition
5th Tour de San Luis u25 Tyler Brandt
5th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 8 Ryan Eastman
5th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 6 Thomas Peterson
5th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 9 Ryan Eastman
5th Volta ao Algarve Stage 4 JJ Haedo
5th Volta ao Algarve Stage 5 Krisjan Koren
5th Le Tour de Langkawi Stage 5 Peter Stetina
5th Corsica International Team
5th Tour of the Czech Republic Stage 4 JJ Haedo
5th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 6 Taylor Tolleson
5th Vuelta a Guatemala Team
5th Ras de Cymru Stage 2 JJ Haedo
5th Brixia Tour Stage 3 Benoit Sinner
5th Brixia Tour Stage Team
5th Brixia Tour u25 Tyler Brandt
5th Post Danmark Rundt Stage 1 JJ Haedo
5th Post Danmark Rundt Stage 2 JJ Haedo
5th Volta a Portugal Stage 8 Ryan Eastman
5th Tour de Pologne Team
5th Tour of Colorado Stage 3 Peter Stetina
5th Herald Sun Tour Stage 4 Benoit Sinner
5th Herald Sun Tour Stage 2 Benoit Sinner
6th Herald Sun Tour Points Benoit Sinner
6th Herald Sun Tour Stage 1 Benoit Sinner
6th Vuelta a Burgos Points Kiel Reijnen
6th Vuelta a Burgos Overall Peter Stetina
6th Brixia Tour u25 Peter Stetina
6th Ras de Cymru Stage 4 Luis Pasamontes
6th Ras de Cymru Stage 3 TTT
6th Vuelta a Guatemala KOM Taylor Tolleson
6th Vuelta a Guatemala Overall Arnold Jeannesson
6th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 2 Taylor Tolleson
6th Overall Bayern Rundfhart Ben Jacques-Maynes
6th Tour of the Czech Republic Stage 3 Kristjan Koren
6th Tour of Turkey Points Samuel Sanchez
6th Overall Tour de San Luis Ryan Eastman
6th Vuelta al Tachira Points Ryan Eastman
6th Volta ao Algarve Stage 1 JJ Haedo
6th Volta ao Algarve Stage 2 Kristjan Koren
6th Le Tour de Langkawi Stage 4 Peter Stetina
6th Tour of Slovenia Stage 2 Arnold Jeannesson
6th Tour of Slovenia KOM Peter Stetina
6th Tour de Pologne Stage 6 Samuel Sanchez
6th Tour de Pologne Stage 7 Samuel Sanchez
6th Tour de Pologne Overall Samuel Sanchez
7th Circuit Franco-Belge Stage 2 Taylor Tolleson
7th Tour of Britain Stage 5 Pieter Ghyllebert
7th Post Danmark Rundt Points JJ Haedo
7th Ras de Cymru Stage 4 Kristjan Koren
7th Giro del Capo Points Pieter Ghyllebert
7th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 2 Arnold Jeannesson
7th Bayern Rundfhart KOM Ben Jacques-Maynes
7th Vuelta al Tachira u25 Peter Stetina
7th Tour de San Luis Stage 6 Ryan Eastman
7th Tour de San Luis KOM Thomas Peterson
7th Tour de Boland Stage 2 JJ Haedo
7th Overall Vuelta a Castilla y Leon Ryan Eastman
7th Bayern Rundfhart Stage 5 JJ Haedo
7th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 5 Peter Stetina
7th Giro del Capo u25 Tyler Brandt
7th Ras de Cymru Points Taylor Tolleson
7th Post Danmark Rundt Team
7th Tour of Colorado Points Peter Stetina
7th Volta a Portugal Stage 7 Benoit Sinner
7th Volta a Portugal KOM Ryan Eastman
7th Tour of Colorado Stage 1 Arnold Jeannesson
8th Tour of Colorado Stage 2Peter Stetina
8th Volta a Portugal Points Ryan Eastman
8th Volta a Portugal Stage 7 Ryan Eastman
8th Volta a Portugal Stage 6 Ryan Eastman
8th Post Danmark Rundt u25 Ben King
8th Brixia Tour Stage 1 TTT
8th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 7 Thomas Peterson
8th Giro del Trentino Stage 4 Peter Stetina
8th Corsica International u25 Alex Howes
8th Overall Le Tour de Langkawi Arnold Jeannesson
8th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 1 TTT
8th Tour of Britain Points Luis Pasamontes
8th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 7 Peter Stetina
8th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 10 Arnold Jeannesson
8th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 12 Ryan Eastman
8th Overall Vuelta al Tachira Ryan Eastman
8th Vuelta a Mallorca KOM Samuel Sanchez
8th Tour of Colorado Overall Peter Stetina
8th Volta ao Algarve Stage 3 Kristjan Koren
8th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 11 Arnold Jeannesson
8th Tour of Slovenia Points Arnold Jeannesson
8th Vuelta a Burgos Stage 5 Peter Stetina
9th Vuelta a Burgos Stage 2 Tom Zirbel
9th Tour de Pologne KOM Pieter Ghyllebert
9th Tour de Pologne Stage 5 Samuel Sanchez
9th Volta a Portugal Stage 11 Ben King
9th Brixia Tour KOM Bernardo Colex
9th Brixia Tour Stage 5 Benoit Sinner
9th Brixia Tour Stage 4 Peter Stetina
9th Ras de Cymru Points Kristjan Koren
9th Giro del Capo Points Tyler Brandt
9th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 12 Thomas Peterson
9th Tour de Boland Stage 2 Samuel Sanchez
9th Le Tour de Langkawi Stage 6 Benoit Sinner
9th Volta ao Algarve Stage 4 Taylor Tolleson
9th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 7 Ryan Eastman
9th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 2 Ryan Eastman
9th Vuelta al Tachira Stage 9 Peter Stetina
9th Vuelta al Tachira Points Benoit Sinner
9th Volta ao Algarve Points Kristjan Koren
9th Strade Bianche Samuel Sanchez
9th Le Tour de Langkawi Stage Benoit Sinner
9th Vuelta a Castilla y Leon Team
9th Tour of Turkey Stage 1 Ben Jacques-Maynes
9th Tour of Turkey KOM Tom Zirbel
9th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 4 Taylor Tolleson
9th Ras de Cymru Overall Kristjan Koren
9th Volta a Portugal Stage 5 Arnold Jeannesson
9th Tour of Britain Team
10th Tour of Slovenia Overall Peter Stetina
10th Tour of Slovenia Stage 2 Tyler Brandt
10th Tour of Slovenia Stage 1 Bernardo Colex
10th Tour of Turkey Points Pieter Ghyllebert
10th Tour of Turkey Stage 1 Samuel Sanchez
10th Tour of Turkey Stage 2 Samuel Sanchez
10th Giro del Trentino Stage 4 Ryan Eastman
10th Tour de San Luis Stage 2 Tyler Brandt
10th Tour de San Luis Stage 6 Arnold Jeannesson
10th Corsica International Points Ryan Eastman
10th Vuelta a Castilla y Leon Stage 2 Taylor Tolleson
10th Tour of the Czech Republic Points
10th Bayern Rundfhart Stage 2 JJ Haedo
10th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 3 Thomas Peterson
10th Vuelta a Guatemala Stage 6 Arnold Jeannesson
10th Vuelta a Guatemala KOM Bernardo Colex
10th Ras de Cymru Stage 1 Tom Zirbel
10th Ras de Cymru Stage 6 Luis Pasamontes
10th Volta a Portugal Stage 1 Ryan Eastman
10th Volta a Portugal Stage 8 Tyler Brandt
10th Volta a Portugal KOM Arnold Jeannesson
10th Circuit Franco-Belge Points JJ Haedo
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 14-04-2011 19:04
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Upon reviewing the invitations received from race organizers, Cal Giant can say that our riders will be logging a lot of airline miles in the coming year. The team will target most if not all of the North American races, several Asian and African races, a few European stage races and, if the team can pick up a South American climber, most of the Latin American Vueltas.
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 11-06-2011 20:01
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Tweets from our chief contract negotiator
@dssheen 2 mill per episode? only one cat gets that much @rainbowmanpozzato #losing
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 12-06-2011 18:28
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California Giant Berry Farms Presented by Specialized is proud to present its team ahead of the 2012 season:
Peter Stetina, Tyler Brandt, Ryan Eastman, Ethan Weiss, Alex Howes, Thomas Peterson, Bernardo Colex, Pieter Ghyllebert, Luis Pasamontes, Taylor Tolleson, Jetse Bol, Ben Jaques-Maynes, Tom Zirbel, Juan Jose Haedo, Benoit Sinner, Steven Cozza, Will Frischkorn and, despite a rather high opinion of himself, Filippo Pozzato.
There are only a few spots left on the team, and we have a tidy amount of both transfer monies and salary cap space left, so we hope to sign some quality riders.
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 15-06-2011 02:09
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Rumours:Sources close to California Giant Berry Farms Presented by Specialized have revealed to the press that the team would consider offers for Italian Superstar Fillipo Pozzato. An underwhelming continental season performance left a bitter taste in the mouths of management, and offers are to be considered. Pozzato's presence on the team has influenced the decisionmaking process for the races Cal Giant will enter in 2012, so trades for a rider with some ability in the hilly races will be considered very thouroughly.
At a wage of 800,000 euro(down from almost a million demanded) Pozzato is not a cheap buy, but he is among the top riders in the world.
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| cio93 |
Posted on 19-06-2011 18:25
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Team Puma - SAP would like to inquire the availability of Jetse Bol in the upcoming transfer season.
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 19-06-2011 22:25
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All of my riders are available under the right circumstances.
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 26-06-2011 03:55
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California Giant: On the Move
One major target of the transfer season for California Giant was to enlist the services of a top time trialist with the ability to get over the the hills. We are pleased to introduce that rider.
Solvenian Kristjan Koren will lead Cal Giant at many races with an eye on stage wins and the overall. His big target of the season will be a top 5 at Bayern Rundfahrt.
Another new addition is the aging, but still golden, Samuel Sanchez Gonzalez. Acquired in a deal with Festina, which saw Filippo Pozzato leave Cal Giant on loan for the season, Sanchez will lead the squad in the hilly races, such as Philly, MTN and Turkey.
Jetse Bol left Cal Giant to race next season with Puma.
California Giant, is looking to add 2-3 more riders in the next few days. Another stage racing talent is still on our wishlist.
Edited by Levi4life on 26-06-2011 08:32
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Posted on 26-06-2011 08:21
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How did you manage to fuck the codings up that badly? 
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 26-06-2011 08:33
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fuck if I know.
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 28-06-2011 23:11
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Arnold Jeannesson Joins
Frenchman Arnold Jeannesson has joined Cal Giant and will be an essential domestique for team leaders in the coming season's stage races.
Edited by Levi4life on 28-06-2011 23:15
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Posted on 06-07-2011 20:58
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California Giant Announces Early Season Programme
Cal Giant has announced its early season race schedule. Right out of the gate, the team will be racing as defending champions at MTN Cycling Classic. Sammy Sanchez will have his first opportunity to take to the start line in a Cal Giant kit and will race as the team’s leader accompanied by compatriot Luis Pasamontes.
The first stage race the team will tackle is the Venezuelan Vuelta a Tachira. A team leader has yet to be picked, however the mountainous nature of the parcours suggest that it might be up to American climbing talent Peter Stetina. The opening team time trial will be critical to setting the mood for the race, though a top 10 should be realistic.
After Tachira the team will travel south to Argentina for San Luis. This will be the first opportunity for team captain Ryan Eastman to show his stuff. Three mountain stages and a short time trial will be a good test for his legs, though we hope for a good result out of him. Other likely starters are Arnold Jeannesson, Peter Stetina, Taylor Tolleson and Argentine JJ Haedo.
Mallorca is the team’s next stop, where Sanchez and Pasamontes will return to their home countries to challenge for the hilly stages. Mallorca will be part of Sanchez’s prep for his big goal of the season, the Tour of Turkey in April.
March is when our season will begin in earnest. Algarve will be the first real test for Kristjan Koren. He will hope to survive the hills then do well in the time trial. JJ Haedo and Taylor Tolleson may combine for the races flat stages.
California Giant will then make its first trip of the year to Italy for the Strade Bianche classic. Sanchez will again lead the team in this hilly classic.
As Algarve ends, a day after Strade Bianche, Peter Stetina and Co. will start le Tour de Langkawi for the 5th year in succession. With two mountain stages will hope to climb into the top 10 in this HC stage race.
A team target race, the Tour de Boland begins 1 day after the racing starts in Malaysia. Sammy Sanchez and Pasamontes will be our men to watch for this race.
Ryan Eastman will then take to the start in Corsica, hoping to be in the top 10 by the end of the 3 days of racing. Trentino follows several weeks later, and that team is likely to look much the same way as the Corsica squad.
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 19-08-2011 03:49
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Sammy Sanchez Records First Win of the Year
California Giant's oldest and most experienced rider used his years in the peloton to score a wiley win ahead of one of the peloton's most feared riders. Attacking on the lower slopes of the final hill, then holding on to Valverde after Sanchez was caught on the descent, the Olympic champ took the stage win. He now sits 2nd on GC, and holds the KOM jersey. Success in Mallorca will hopefully bode well for Sanchez's race program, and make the manager appear as if he knows what he is doing.
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 20-06-2012 05:49
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A Death in the Family
Recently the administrator of the team's media page passed, baby jesus rest his soul. His body was found frozen, standing, arms up, fists in the air. He was known to adopt this pose and shout "I'm INVINCIBLE" and then proceed to call everyone "slugheads." It appears liquid nitrogen tanks, situated behind him in our secret Cuban HQ, broke at an ironic time. Boris will be missed.
With him passed the knowledge of the team's website and password. After months of trying, the word puzzle he left behind was decoded; yielding "Knockers" as the websites password.
A brief update on the season to date; Not good enough.
Moving on. Transfer rumors have been circulating and our new media man, a Mr. Bean, let slip that the plan was to tempt all of "those Japanese people" away from the team of "That Canadian" with massive wages and promises of "many twinkies." Such reports could not be independently verified, but an independent verifi-er confirmed that this press conference was given and that indeed the aforementioned conference was filmed and then youtube-ed.
The team's president is said to have been "not amused," blaming the conference and the subsequent video on a massive Western conspiracy.
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Posted on 20-06-2012 06:03
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Twinkies will not be good enough.
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PS. I like Zebra Cakes.
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 30-06-2012 04:42
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Benoit Sinner has finally taken his first win of the season after many, many, many tries. He has been struggling this season, apparently racing with a parachute, and judging by the above picture, a couple extra pounds. "Je n'est pas gros" were his words at the press conference, after a reporter asked Sinner if he thought his weight helped him on this mostly downhill stage. Another journalist asked him why he would periodically duck under the the table cloth, when it was revealed that Sinner had been living up to his name. A box of twinkies was found by his feet, the same box of twinkies that was expected to be used in purchasing Meiji's riders during the transfer window. The team manager is said to have been not amused by Sinner's antics.
The results sheet for the team is completely updated, in post number 4.
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| wackojackohighcliffe |
Posted on 30-06-2012 10:23
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