The end of the season is approaching. Time to initiate the final push!
Tour of America
Chad Haga
Taylor Tolleson
Fabio Montenegro
Timothy Duggan
Mauro Santambrogio
Alex Howes
Mark Griffith
Shaquille Sinclair
The biggest race for us, but also the biggest gamble. Last year it was quite succeful, but with a bigger and stronger startlist we're not sure it will happen again. Haga finished 5th last year, but a top 10 this year will be quite a succes. Tolleson will hopefully sprint to a top 100.
Acropolis Cup
Nick Kinney
Bjorn Selander
Jakob Rathe
Tareq Esmaeli
Mike Friedman
John Murphy
Maxime Le Montagner
Simon-Pierre Gauthier
I honestly don't know how Athens can afford a classic in times of economic misery. Anyway, Kinney will be an outsider for this race
Grands Prix Cyclistes
Nick Kinney
Bjorn Selander
Sebastian Salas
Jakob Rathe
Tareq Esmaeli
Mike Friedman
Maxime Le Montagner
Simon-Pierre Gauthier
An important race hosted by our northern neighbours. Strong startlist, but we hope Kinney can score some points. Intern Gauthier and Salas will ride their homerace.
GP Yekaterinburg
Bjorn Selander
Timothy Duggan
Mauro Santambrogio
Sebastian Salas
Jakob Rathe
Tareq Esmaeli
John Murphy
Maxime Le Montagner
No Kinney, no expectations. Maybe the duo Duggan/Selander can surprise!
Two of our riders, intern Gauthier and Sinclair, participated in the yearly under -23 event, the Tour de l'Avenir. They joined a mixed American team together with riders from Azteca and ONCE, riding in the pink jersey of the latter. While our two Minions didn't do anything noteworthy aside from gaining experience and a failed breakaway attempt of the Canadian in the second stage. Temporary teammate Carapaz finished in 10th position in the GC
We didn't bankrupt Greece during the race, the Acropolis still stands and some people even cheered from the road. The Greek crisis is a hoax! This is very important, because Greece is big market for Chiquita.
Mixed
Our leader Kinney attacked with 35 kilometers to go, and was joined by some other riders. Unfortunately, their attempt was brought back before the line.
Bad
As always, we do show ourselves but we can't seem to get those results. 21st place for Kinney just isn't good enough when you're looking for the top 10 in the rankings!
We actually have something to battle for! It was immediately clear that Haga wouldn't be able to fight for a good classification, so instead we switched our focus to the King of the Mountains competition. After 7 stages, he's leading the classification by 2 points!
Mixed
Stage 6 was a TTT, and we didn't consider ourselves amongst the favourites. Nevertheless, the Minions excelled, finishing 6th! Unfortunately, no points are awarded for this position.
Bad
Tolleson. I think you know what I'm talking about.
The best performance of the second week comes from Duggan. He went into the break on stage 11, the one that nearly made it to the end. The sprinters overtook him in the final kilometer, but he still finished 10th!
Mixed
The battle of the KoM turns out to be a fierce one. Haga is still one of the contenders, and despite numerous break attempts of his the jersey now belongs to Lövkvist.
The team has three victories in total, one from last year and two from this year. None of them came from a foreigner, from a mountain stage or from a C1-level race.
Today, Fabio Montenegro wrote himself into the Minion history books by winning stage 16 in the big one, the Tour of America!
Fabio Montenegro went into the break on the mountainous 16th stage. Aside from scoring mountain points, he surprisingly won the stage and secured himself a contract renewal for next season.
Mixed
With both Haga and Montenegro up high in the KoM classification, we went in as many breaks as possible. We scored a lot of mountain points, and good stage classifications. Unfortunately the polka dot won't be ours, as they finished 4th and 5th.
Bad
Tolleson finished 18th on the final stage. Wait. that isn'r bad news. That's quite good actually. Now, if he could do that every stage from now on...
Kinney appeared in the break on stage 1. Unfortunately, no result, but at least we showed our colours.
Mixed
It was a very strong field, so we didn't expect much of Kinney. He finished 26th on the final stage, which is not bad at all. Just not good enough for points.
Bad
We are a very successful team, but now others have realized this and are trying to copy us. For example, Gazelle has copied our jersey and place a gazelle instead of a Minion on it. They will be hearing from our lawyers soon.
No TV-time whatsoever for the Minions. This is unfair, and we demand a compensation from the organizers/broadcasters!
Bad
Duggan and Selander were our leaders here, but both finished outside the top-50. As always, Santambrogio saved the day by finishing 19th and scoring an astonishing 4 points.
Bad
We should've taken Kinney to here instead of Canada. Maybe he could've finished top 10, perhaps 5 here?
Last month of the year. Will we survive the CT? Can we perhaps maybe luckily somehow promote? Will Bob eat a banana? After this month, we know the answers!
Colombian Venteaux
Yasmani Martinez
Fabio Montenegro
Mauro Santambrogio
Sebastian Salas
Alex Howes
Tareq Esmaeli
John Murphy
Shaquille Sinclair
Will be a waste of racedays. Startlist will be too strong, Martinez too weak to actually score a decent result. Home race for Montenegro, and yes it's in Colombia, not in Montenegro.
/// Ruta America del Sur
Yasmani Martinez
Chad Haga
Bjorn Selander
Fabio Montenegro
Sebastian Salas
Mark Griffith
Shaquille Sinclair
Simon-Pierre Gauthier
Last race of the season, so important that we made it our win goal. Martinez is here, but the mountains apparently not. Kinney is not here, the hills are here. Nope, we will not end our season on a high note.
Somehow Esmaeli was our best finisher. We have found a hidden climbing potential in him. He finished nearly 2 minutes ahead of Martinez, which means Tareq the Banana Lover should've been our mountains leader all season long instead of the Cuban.
Mixed
Santambrogio showed our colors in the break! Only wished he would be a better climber, or that we put someone else in the break
Bad
Martinez/Montenegro/Salas couldn't impress here, but the startlist was super strong though this was to be expected.
In our last race of the season, Haga was the shining star. Twice he went into the break, twice he scored a good result. First it was a seventh place on stage 4, and he improved to a second place on the final the stage. He finished 19th in the GC, one place ahead of Martinez, 5th in the points classification and third in the mountains classification.
Mixed
Before this race we were in a provisional 16th place in the rankings, leading by 19 points to OTP Bank. They have gained on us during this race, until Haga brought us back in the race. As it stands right now, we are 6 points ahead of them, but they still have one final race left. The Minions are holding on to their seats...
Bad
Due to a scheduling mistake, Kinney was not present here. Due to a lack of mountains, Martinez and Montenegro couldn't impress. The managament has apologized to everyone involved, and the Minion responsible for this mistake will be fired.
Our season is over, it's time to reflect upon the goals the sponsors set at the beginning of the season.
Cigar City Brewing Twilight GP
Top 5
Last year, Rathe finished third and achieved this very same goal. This year, he could not emulate that result. 32nd is not quite top 5.
Circulo de Juarez
Points jersey
I would've eaten every Minion-overall availaible if we achieved this one, but luckily for the Minions I didn't have to. Tolleson did sprint sometimes, but finished outside the top 15. It's so bad we don't even have the official placement.
CT Team Standings
Top 10
16th or 17th, depending on the final race of the season. Same story as last year, failed. However, we did improve upon our 24th place of last season. If the mathmatical trend continues, we should finish in the top 10 next season.
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Ruta America del Sur
Win
Nope, Haga finished 19th. Race planner Norbert has been fired because of the failure to select Kinney for this important race.
USA Pro Cycling Challenge
Stage win
Haga won the stage 4 time trial. Mission accomplished.
We scored 20 percent, 1 out of 5. The same percentage as last year, but this time the goal had a bit higher profile. It would be nice if we could achieve 2 next season. And we should actually set goals our leaders can achieve. So no points jersey in Mexico next year!
The 2015 cycling season is over, finished, done. Where did we finish?
Team
1
Novatek-Panarmenian.net
1669
2
Strava
1652
3
Fablok - Dunlop
1591
4
Compal-Merida
1478
5
Indosat - ANZ
1453
6
DeLaval - Kiitokori
1440
7
Generali - Kronenbourg 1664
1250
8
In-n-Out Cycling Team Powered By Carrefour
1130
9
Netia - Norske Skog
1116
10
SanCor Cycling Team
1091
11
Alpina - Avianca
1053
12
Carlsberg - Danske Bank
998
13
Severstal-Mercator
950
14
Actavis - DKSH
931
15
Lierse SK - Pizza Ullo Cycling Team
804
16
OTP Bank - Slovnaft
761
17
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
735
18
Gatorade - SIS
689
19
BelarusBank Pro Cycling
660
20
Verkefnid Iceland
656
21
Akzonobel - Statoil
604
22
Sodexo ProCycling
442
23
Elta - Hellenic Post
405
24
Fox Sports - Golomt Cycling
403
25
Fred Whitton Race Team
399
26
Team Type 1
299
Yup, we were overtaken by OTP Bank in the final race of the season. Nevertheless, 17th is an improvement from last year's 24th place. Next year 10th place?
Rider
1
Anthony Lavoine
FRA
Fablok - Dunlop
594
2
Maximiliano Richeze
ARG
Sancor Cycling Team
513
3
Frantisek Rabon
CZE
Novatek-Panarmenian.net
490
4
Marc De Maar
CUR
Carlsberg - Danske Bank
479
5
Aleksandr Serebriakov
RUS
Novatek-Panarmenian.net
436
34
Chad Haga
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
187
37
Yasmani Martinez
CUB
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
183
52
Nick Kinney
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
145
138
Mauro Santambrogio
ITA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
53
163
Timothy Duggan
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
40
173
Fabio Montenegro
COL
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
36
187
Carter Jones
USA
Fred Whitton Race Team
29
193
Bjorn Selander
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
26
220
Jakob Rathe
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
19
263
John Murphy
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
11
271
Taylor Tolleson
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
10
281
Maxime Le Montagner
FRA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
8
301
Mike Friedman
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
6
310
Alex Howes
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
5
331
Sebastian Salas
CAN
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
3
346
Shaquille Sinclair
JAM
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
2
367
Mark Griffith
USA
Chiquita - Universal p/b Minions
1
Haga once again is our best scorer, but Martinez is close behind. Last year, nearly every point came from Chad or Bjorn, but this year there is a bit more variation in points scoring. Santambrogio and Duggan, bought for a combined total of 350,000 bananas, scored less than 100 points. Loaned-out Jones performed better than most of the team. Tolleson's 10 points is unbearable. Griffith will hopefully score more than 1 point. Esmaeli and stagaire Gauthier scored no points.
We would like to express our congratulations to the winners of the team and riders standings in all the divisions, and wish all promoted team best of luck. We also express our commiserations to the relegated teams, and wish them the best of luck in going back up! And of course, we thank the organizers, helpers and reporters of the MGUCI for this great season!
We'll hopefully be back in 2016, depending on our reapplication. The goal will be simple: promote to PCT. A detailed overview of next year's plan as well as a in-depht review of the season will come at a later point.
Honorable mentions: Nick Kinney, stage 6 Tour of Pologne; Chad Haga, stage 4 USA Pro Cycling Challenge
Rider of the year award:
Chad Haga
Honorable mentions: Nick Kinney; Yasmani Martinez
Race of the year award:
Tour of America
Honorable mentions: Tour de Slovenie; USA Pro Cycling Challenge
Keep it up! award:
Tareq Esmaeli's numerous break attempts
Honorable mentions: Chad Haga/Fabio Montenegro's hunt for the Tour of America King of the Mountains classification; Mauro Santambrogio the ad hoc sprinter
Most painfull moment of the year award:
Maxime Le Montagner's crash in the Benelux Challenge while leading the youth classification
Honorable mentions: Yasmani Martinez's crash in Scotland; Losing 16th place in the standings in the final race
Worst transfer move award:
Buying Mauro Santambrogio for 200k
Honorable mentions: Buying aged Timothy Duggan for 150k, letting Carter Jones go on an useless loan
Worst Minion of the year award:
Taylor Tolleson, who didn't sprint at all
Honorable mentions: Fredy Piamonte, the banana-hater; Norbert, the scheduler who made a costly error
After the season, there's still some racing left. First the World Championships, and then finally the National Championships before we can dive into the transfer madness again. Three and a half Minions participated on the mountainous route in South Africa,
Shaquille Sinclair
Let's start with the half, since Sinclair will return to his former team after the Jamaican National Championship. He participated in the U-23 race, but could not mark an impression on a route that didn't suit him at all. He finished 115th, which is not last. Daan Olivier won.
Yasmani Martinez
The Cuban stage racer participated in the B World Championships as leader for Team Cuba. We had silent hopes of a top 10, but we knew this would be hard. However, we were disappointed by the fact that he was one of the first outsiders to be dropped 100 kilometers before the end. Martinez finished just inside the top 100, in 99th.
Sebastian Salas
Salas participated in the B race as well, for Team Canada. Their team leader was Boily, but he dropped minutes after Martinez did. Salas stayed with him to minimize the loss. He finished two places behind his leader, in 68th, 31 places ahead of Martinez. Lövkvist won the race.
Chad Haga
Haga was selected for two events, the Elite TTT and the Elite RR. In the TTT, the team was 5th at the first chrono, but dropped to 8th at the finish. In the RR, Haga did domestique work for Dombrowski, who rode a great race to finish 7th, 11 seconds behind winner Schleck. Haga went on to finish 106th.