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What did you do....? (funny topic)
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| ruben |
Posted on 19-11-2007 23:35
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Chose the month you were born
January - I threw
February - I loved
March - I killed
April - I did a blowjob on
May - I walked away with
June - I fucked uo
July - I choked on
August - I burned
September - I got drunk together with
October - I woke up next to
November - I raped
December - I died due to
Chose the day you were born
1 - a horse
2 - a midget
3 - a burning hoop
4 - an orchestra
5 - a boeing 747
6 - my grandmother
7 - an ace of hearts
8 - a bottle of vodka
9 - a hairy camel
10 - a cucumber
11 - another vegetable
12 - a lamp
13 - a three
14 - an ape
15 - a keyboard
16 - a window
17 - a spoon
18 - my best friend
19 - a chair
20 - a candle
21 - a dildo
22 - a toilet
23 - a minority
24 - a pornstar
25 - Jesus
26 - an Ipod
27 - a christmas tree
28 - a surfboard
29 - myself
30 - a cd of Justin Timberlake
31 - a jew
The last figure of your birthyear
0 - Because I play cycling manager
1 - Because I was really really stoned
2 - Because I love trees
3 - Because that's my hobby
4 - Because I was horny
5 - Because I have no life
6 - Because I was in love
7 - Because I talk to animals
8 - Because I don't shave
9 - Because it's almost christmas
Which gives me:
I killed a jew because I was in love
 damn, I'm a nazi |
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| SportingNonsense |
Posted on 19-11-2007 23:38
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I died due to a midget because I was really really stoned
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| MarcoPRT |
Posted on 19-11-2007 23:54
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I died due to a burning hoop because I was really really stoned.
SN, our birthday is approaching...
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| ruben |
Posted on 19-11-2007 23:57
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Don't do drugs  |
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| CrueTrue |
Posted on 20-11-2007 00:12
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I got drunk together with an orchestra because I don't shave ..  |
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| Valve |
Posted on 20-11-2007 00:16
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I killed a boeing 747, because i was really stoned
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| Levi4life |
Posted on 20-11-2007 00:25
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I did a blowjob on a boeing 747 Because I was really really stoned
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| issoisso |
Posted on 20-11-2007 00:27
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well, I don't see the point of Ipods, that part is right
The preceding post is ISSO 9001 certified
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
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| CrueTrue |
Posted on 20-11-2007 00:54
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Completely agree with you, isso 
(And I don't see the point of this thread either, actually) |
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| jolly_antunes |
Posted on 20-11-2007 08:19
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I did a blowjob on a cd of Justin Timberlake because i was really really stoned
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| Wyman |
Posted on 20-11-2007 11:26
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I raped an orchestra Because I don't shave B) |
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| issoisso |
Posted on 20-11-2007 11:35
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Ruben wrote:
damn, I'm a nazi
believe me, we've suspected that for a long time.
Edited by issoisso on 20-11-2007 11:37
The preceding post is ISSO 9001 certified
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
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| Panaflex |
Posted on 20-11-2007 11:43
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I woke up next to an ape because I was horny.
Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.Lance
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| ruben |
Posted on 20-11-2007 11:53
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Wyman wrote:
I raped an orchestra Because I don't shave B) |
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| Wyman |
Posted on 20-11-2007 12:20
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my brothers would be, I did a blowjob on my grandmother Because that's my hobby :x   i no longer wish to be related to him  |
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| Setzel |
Posted on 20-11-2007 12:24
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i choked on a spoon because i talk to animals
Edited by Setzel on 20-11-2007 12:25
Eating my daily Breakfast at 9 pm
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| samtheman |
Posted on 20-11-2007 12:38
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I raped an orchestra because I play cycling manager...same Birthday as WymanB)
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| Wyman |
Posted on 20-11-2007 13:00
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what great birthday |
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| issoisso |
Posted on 20-11-2007 13:02
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Wyman wrote:
what great birthday
or you could have the last figure of year/month/day you were born make up 666 like someone I know.
or you could've been born on December 25th like my mother
(and I'm talking about the dates themselves, not the stuff in the 1st post)
Edited by issoisso on 20-11-2007 13:22
The preceding post is ISSO 9001 certified
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
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| ruben |
Posted on 20-11-2007 13:21
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9 november ...4 would be funny too |
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