There's this guy Mitch who killed his wife's lover. He was always a law-abiding citizen, but he caught them one night and a crime of passion was born. Anyway, he of course went to jail.
On his first night in jail he's laying in his cell contemplating how he had got here, full of fear about how he was going to make it through his sentence in one piece. Right when he was just about to cry he hears someone on the other side of the cell-block yell "FOUR EIGHTY SIX!" and the whole block erupts in laughter. Then some burly skinhead a few cells over yells "ONE THIRTY FIVE!" and again everyone erupts in laughter. Mitch was very confused by this, but forced himself to get some rest.
When he woke up the next day he asked his cellmate "Hey, what was with that last night? The numbers and the laughing?"
His cellmate replied "Well, when you're here this long, you've heard all the jokes. So we just assigned them numbers and call them out at night to give us all a good chuckle."
Well that night Mitch decided he was going to try and fit in with his prisonmates. Maybe joining them in their numberjoke ritual would put him in their good graces. So right after the Nation of Islam guy eight cells over got some sincere bellylaughs out of "THREE FORTY NINE", Mitch exclaimed "TWO SEVENTY ONE!!!"
The cell was completely silent.
The next morning Mitch asked his cellmate "Hey man, what was with that? I told a joke just like the rest of you."
His cellmate had a pitying expression and said, "Look kid, many of us are spending the prime of our lives with our basic freedoms stripped from us. Many on trumped up drug charges. Our recidivism rates are very high, our employment opportunities after our sentences is nearly nil, and most of us are ethnic minorities."
Levi4life wrote:
I really don't see why people think he is funny
same here.
there's no intelligence in his comedy, just stupid random faces and sounds. there aren't even any punchlines. that plus the fact he steals pretty much everything means I just don't like him.
He was the youngest ever world champion at his weight-class (21 or 22 I think). Amir Khan was going to try to beat his record, but I don't think it's possible to beat it. He was quality, but very contraversial character. He was put in prison a couple of times for stuff that happened outside the ring.
Plus he's from Yorkshire
He had great power and agility, but no matter how much talent he hardly ever blocked which made people critisise him, although he only ever lost 1 match due to his lack of defence. Pretty much all of his fights ended up in him knocking the other guy out. Amir Khan and him are compared a lot because of this
Today while walking home, i was almost killed yet again. Now, almost getting run over isnt a thing that happens rarely for me (in March a bus almost flattened me, in January i crossed an empty street only to have scooter pop out of nowhere and almost hit me, and last summer while cycling in the woods i narrowly avoided a head-on collision with a pick-up truck). But this one of was special.
It was a Toyota Corolla.
A pink Toyota Corolla.
With a middle age woman in.
That was listening to gangsta-rap.
While admiring the pink dice in her car.
Which looked nice next to the pink alloy rims from a BMW.
"I love him, I think he's great. He's transformed the sport in so many ways. Every person in cycling has benefitted from Lance Armstrong, perhaps not financially but in some sense" - Bradley Wiggins on Lance Armstrong
Attention
We are injured
We have a man
He's called Jean-Michel
His leg is broken
With a young girl
She's caled Gisèle
She's so beautiful
They climbed up a tree
To make love
They adopted the missionary position - Its popular
He fell
He broke his leg
Attention
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Part 1 of Bill Bailey's "Part Troll" tour.
If you get chance, I'd reccomend watching the whole "Part Troll" video, it's hilarious. If you can't get it on DVD it comes in about 10 parts on Youtube
It really is awesomeEdited by Addy291 on 11-06-2008 17:04
Attention
We are injured
We have a man
He's called Jean-Michel
His leg is broken
With a young girl
She's caled Gisèle
She's so beautiful
They climbed up a tree
To make love
They adopted the missionary position - Its popular
He fell
He broke his leg
Attention
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Part 1 of Bill Bailey's "Part Troll" tour.
If you get chance, I'd reccomend watching the whole "Part Troll" video, it's hilarious. If you can't get it on DVD it comes in about 10 parts on Youtube
It really is awesome
he's amazing live - i saw him with some mates at the BIC
