Some conversation i just finished with this norweigan i just happen to know. Is long and at some point not suitable for anyone under 15:
[16:44] Haakon|FBT: iggypop
[16:45] Ignite: that guy which nation can send a decent singer to the Eurovision
[16:45] Haakon|FBT: there's decent singers in eurovision`?
[16:45] Ignite: im surprised too
[16:45] Haakon|FBT: who is this abomination
[16:46] Ignite: errr... dont ask dont tell?
[16:46] Haakon|FBT: aha
[16:46] Haakon|FBT: well... don't talk about eurovision then
[16:46] Ignite: thats the only interesting thing i have to talk about though
[16:48] Ignite: {Conversation effectively eliminated}
[16:48] Haakon|FBT: ahahaha
[16:48] Haakon|FBT: poor bugger
[16:49] Haakon|FBT: you don't remember
[16:49] Haakon|FBT: i can keep a convo going
[16:49] Haakon|FBT: no matter how awkward
[16:49] Ignite: true
[16:49] Haakon|FBT: hahahaha
[16:50] Ignite: so have i told you about my genitals recently?
[16:50] Haakon|FBT: nop
[16:50] Haakon|FBT: but i did read an article about a penismuseum in iceland
[16:51] Ignite: interesting, i guess it makes many men "stand" to attention eh?
[16:51] Haakon|FBT: haha
[16:52] Haakon|FBT: they are just about to start showing human penises
[16:52] Haakon|FBT: thus far they have hamster amongst others
[16:52] Ignite: they have to have the spermwhale too, otherwise its just lame
[16:53] Haakon|FBT: i think they did
[16:53] Ignite: well hurray
[16:53] Haakon|FBT: yes
[16:53] Haakon|FBT: do you think they have hitlers penis?
[16:53] Haakon|FBT: or stalins penis
[16:54] Ignite: i doubt it, but rumors have it that they have Mussolinis penis
[16:55] Haakon|FBT: oh snap
[16:55] Haakon|FBT: you want to take a pilgrimmage?
[16:55] Ignite: you got the boat?
[16:55] Haakon|FBT: if you row it
[16:55] Ignite: only 2/3's of the way
[16:56] Haakon|FBT: ok, but then you pay fuel for 1/3 aswell
[16:57] Ignite: by fuel you mean bread right?
[16:57] Haakon|FBT: yes
[16:57] Ignite: eh sure
[16:58] Haakon|FBT: damn, i could sleep some more
[16:58] Ignite: dont worry, i have this portable bed
[16:59] Haakon|FBT: You just want my kidney!
[17:00] Ignite: well... i cant lie so i will just ignore that statement
[17:01] Haakon|FBT: great
[17:01] Haakon|FBT: why do people always want a kidney
[17:01] Ignite: dont you know? in Africa they keep kidneys on a necklace
[17:01] Haakon|FBT: aha!
[17:01] Ignite: or was that Poland?
[17:01] Haakon|FBT: do they do something with ears down there aswell?
[17:02] Ignite: i think they bite them off a lot
[17:02] Ignite: ears that is
[17:03] Haakon|FBT: bøgger
[17:04] Ignite: i also have this portable weapon
[17:04] Haakon|FBT: nice
[17:04] Haakon|FBT: a knife?
[17:04] Ignite: who knows, the box its in is very vague
[17:05] Ignite: i mean, its like its lying to me
[17:05] Ignite: for all i know, it could be your other kidney
[17:05] Haakon|FBT: that was you?!
[17:05] Haakon|FBT: and now you're gonna throw it at a wee afgani
[17:05] Ignite: i thought we was going to Iceland?
[17:06] Haakon|FBT: oh, right
[17:06] Haakon|FBT: you're gonna throw it at a wee afgani immigrant
[17:06] Ignite: yup
[17:07] Haakon|FBT: you danish person
[17:07] Ignite: you... you!
[17:07] Haakon|FBT:
[17:08] Ignite: i have a dark secret
[17:08] Haakon|FBT: oh
[17:08] Ignite: come on, guess it
[17:08] Haakon|FBT: you're half swedish?
[17:08] Ignite: no! thats horrible
[17:09] Haakon|FBT: you got a swedish girl?
[17:09] Ignite: no, that would be a good secret, if a secret at all
[17:11] Ignite: fine. i still have both kidneys
[17:11] Haakon|FBT: haha
[17:11] Haakon|FBT: you live in sweden?
[17:11] Haakon|FBT: that's your secret
[17:11] Ignite: FYI there exist persons in Denmark with both their kidneys
[17:12] Haakon|FBT: then what's this secret
[17:12] Ignite: I. HAVE. BOTH. MY. KIDNEYS
[17:12] Ignite: Kidney in plural
[17:13] Haakon|FBT: me three
[17:14] Ignite: i dont think thats ackward enough
[17:14] Haakon|FBT: yep
[17:14] Haakon|FBT: how's this, i've got a girfriend
[17:15] Haakon|FBT: a... hot girlfriend
[17:15] Ignite: three kidneys, boobs. all right you win
[17:15] Ignite: (sadly)
[17:15] Haakon|FBT: norway prevails
[17:16] Ignite: and its all Denmark's fault for giving you your language, your oil and your women
[17:17] Haakon|FBT: language: somewhat
[17:17] Haakon|FBT: oil: that's ours, we got thorium aswell
[17:17] Haakon|FBT: women: mines scottish
[17:17] Ignite: we gave it to you!
[17:17] Ignite: you should be awfully grateful demmit
[17:19] Haakon|FBT: the way i see it
[17:19] Haakon|FBT: you should be in awe
[17:19] Ignite: we are, but with conditions
[17:20] Haakon|FBT: conditions beeing
[17:20] Ignite: 1: Denmark and Norway rulz, Sweden droolz
[17:21] Haakon|FBT: that's a given
[17:21] Ignite: 2: We are your fathers. You cant question it. We were the America of your sorry asses for several centuries.
[17:21] Haakon|FBT: xD
[17:22] Ignite: 3: We are better at Football
[17:22] Haakon|FBT: ok... our king came from denmark... i think
[17:22] Haakon|FBT: and fooball, i don't care about that
[17:22] Ignite: i think you left your balls back in 2006 then
[17:23] Haakon|FBT: meh
[17:23] Haakon|FBT: prefer to watch rugby
[17:23] Ignite: yeah well, thats pretty ballsy too
[17:26] Ignite: i hereby declare myself winner of this argument. if you agree, speak or remain silent forever
[17:27] Haakon|FBT: ...what arguement?
[17:27] Ignite: this
[17:27] Haakon|FBT: btw, this is text, i still havn't physically said anything
[17:27] Ignite: ...
[17:27] Haakon|FBT: and with that
[17:27] Haakon|FBT: i declare myself winrar with hot gf
[17:28] Haakon|FBT: just because i get the impression you're single
[17:28] Haakon|FBT: HAHA
[17:28] Ignite: cant contest that
[17:28] Ignite: and yes im single and shut up
[17:28] Haakon|FBT: whats... whats this
[17:28] Haakon|FBT: *looks at hand*
[17:28] Haakon|FBT: oh my
[17:28] Haakon|FBT: it's the... the v-sign
[17:29] Ignite: damn it
[17:31] Ignite: whats... whats this
[17:31] Ignite: *looks at right hand*
[17:31] Ignite: its ewww....
[17:31] Haakon|FBT: did you stick the pinky in the stinky again
[17:32] Ignite: no
[17:33] Ignite: right, i should propably go over here and... not talk to you...
[17:33] Haakon|FBT: xD
[17:33] Haakon|FBT: well... i'm heading out anyways
[17:33] Ignite: so... you write right. see ya around
[17:34] Haakon|FBT: catch ya laters
[17:34] Ignite: *nods*
